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@atrupar Someone has taken “your supporters are so dumb you could pretty much just say ‘Obama’ and they’d believe you” too literally.

O'KEEFE: You said the guy was gonna do the reflecting pool in a week for about a million dollars. It's been two months and $16.5 million TRUMP: Are you ready? Barack Hussein Obama

@Acyn Me in every meeting

Wright: 121 years ago, Albert Einstein published a paper— Trump: Nobody cares.

@eScarry They didn’t use ai for the clicks if you can believe it

Saw Steven Spielberg’s “Disclosure Day.” Easily the worst movie I’ve seen in the last 10 years. I left the theater after 1.5 hrs it was that bad.

@MBA_AlThani_ @VP @jaredkushner Hey, I’m learning the computer!

Live from Lucerne, work continues with @VP & @jaredkushner.

@Be_like_calvin2 Nothing beats sitting on the back stoop watching the moon over the mountains burning a fat one.

I recently switched to edibles and realized I’m more drawn to the ritual of smoking than I am the actual high

@ABC7 @abc7abigail That mic can clip onto your shirt so you don’t have to hold it.

An estimated 85 million pounds of food, including meat, poultry and bread products, are beginning to spoil inside the cold storage facility at the center of the massive structure fire in Boyle Heights, complicating response efforts. @abc7abigail has the latest on the local emergency. abc7ne.ws/XwNjjY

@raysonteenz @OrevaZSN Slop

@OrevaZSN That’s not product placement—that’s a live documentary happening in real time

New human in the loop just dropped. massdriver.cloud/blogs/golden-p…

@GOP__Ls He looks like somebody left one of those weird cat faced plastic surgery grannies in a clothes dryer

🚨Ken Paxton was reported to the FBI for accepting hundreds of thousands in bribes. His own staffers were the ones who reported him.

@atrupar You can see Rubio taste it

Trump's body makes some sort of horrible sound while he rants about the "rigged election"

@atrupar It seems like at least one nobody knows who he is or he wouldn’t be tweeting about him

Trump refers to Jon Ossoff as "a pathetic failed Dumocrat Senator, Os(jerk!)off"

@anothercohen This is the one value of a PM between a CEO and engineers. Any PM watching out for their #1 KPI (don’t get RIFd) would have told engineers this looked Magoo ᵃᶠ

You’re telling me there’s not a single person at Snap brave enough to tell Evan Spiegel that these glasses look atrocious? Looks like 3D glasses at an IMAX theater

@Acyn The deck brush is gonna do it!

CNN: CNN independently took the sample of water and consulted with the pool store that regularly tests water to help read the results. It showed phosphate levels far higher than what is recommended to keep algae at bay, based on estimates for a pool that holds 6.5 million gallons of water. “If there's already some phosphate fertilizer in the water, that's really opportunistic, especially for the blue green algae that can fix nitrogen. So they are having a field day out here.”

@Acyn Is chicken farmer code for dick rider?

Jennings: I really feel for the president on this because as a chicken farmer, I have to clean the algae out of my chicken watering jugs every day in the summer. Setmayer: Did you paint it blue?

@EdKrassen Here comes the pizza tariffs

Watch as 5’2” Giorgia Meloni — Italy’s Prime Minister — puts Donald Trump in his place.

The stock market when @OpenAI goes public losing 70¢ on the dollar.

As of June 16th, the water in the Reflecting Pool is greener than the surrounding grass.

@Ross__Hendricks Love this for Sam.

Wow, OpenAI is a complete dumpster fire The business sells a dollar worth of compute for $0.30 and is still considering slashing prices to avoid bleeding market share to Anthropic This will be the fastest roundtrip from a trillion dollar valuation to chapter 11 in history

@commons96055467 JD said “me next”

They told JD in the situation room, that trump mutilated a minor’s nipples during a rape. What did JD say? Jonathan Swann and Maggie Haberman have the recording of that moment. NY Times, release it now. This is a national security blackmail crisis. “NippleGate” must be exposed.

@ChrisCillizza @HunterBiden Just shave the head and chill out, dawg

Who is the audience for the @HunterBiden re-emergence? And, why? Like, who asked for this? Who wants it?