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@BritToSwiss @squarebistro You said you were coming over..... it's called shopping....

@BritToSwiss @squarebistro £16.75 on Amazon UK

@BritToSwiss @mrsjpur No don't try them #inferior 😂

@BritToSwiss @from_nook You can order yourself a 1kg big-sucker bag from Amazon if you're that committed

@history99917180 Can't convince you to raspberry, squirty cream and choc chips?

On the eve of pancake day can I just remind you of the details of the Pancake Act. 2026. Sec. 1 1 - Only sugar and lemon can be applied to a pancake. 2 - See rule 1. Suggesting Peanut Butter, Marmite or Nutella will be considered an indictable offence. And an instant block.

@schuhHELP I went to the shop this morning. Thanks

@moores_joanne I'm so sorry to hear this. Can you send us a DM with your order details so we can look into this for you? Thanks :) - Morgan

@schuhHELP I bought these in store today, paid for the stain guarding, and got them out of the box back home to find them stained by the box. Do I HAVE to take them back to #Kingston or can you post me a replacement pair for the inconvenience? Thanks

@ptreatshaven My friend stopped talking to me 12 years ago, made no inroads into recovering our friendship since. My husband died 5 years ago, she reached out, in my opinion only meaningless platitudes since it was accompanied by nothing else, and only an "automated" response to the situation

If you fall out with a friend you’ve known for over 10 years, then you heard that the person lost a parent, will you reach out to them to send your condolences?

@history99917180 good news speed skating back today at 3.15. Mrs W may be at work allowing you control of the remote. Winwin

@CrazyVibes_1 Great crocheting!!! And super impressive that there is no wobble in that impressive stack

@history99917180 In charge.... until when? 😂

Update. The tv is on loud. I’ve got my feet on the arms of the sofa. I’ve had a bacon sarnie and haven’t cleaned the kitchen. It looks like a building site! I’m now munching a bag of crisps and making loads of noise. And I haven’t cleaned the air fryer. I’m so in charge.

@buitengebieden Hooligan dog

Training a Golden Retriever.. 😂 Wait for it..

@JohnLewisRetail now escalated to daily offers of increased limits. How is this responsible behaviour?

How is it responsible banking for #johnlewisfinance #johnlewiscreditcard #newday to send ELEVEN messages in 24 days offering offering a higher credit limit? One every otherday

@TheFigen_ Best shake ever. My daft labrador would likely have tried to jump off the prom straight in 🙄😱

It is like I was born ready, this is my time to shine.

@potatoslav Dr Who whispering angel in disguise?

i always put the baby in the bouncer while i shower to keep him Contained. he has recently gotten very good at bouncing himself. today he figured out if he bounces hard enough he can move himself across the floor. opened the shower every minute or so and he was getting closer like when the lights flicker in a horror movie except the horror is my child eventually banging on the shower door.

@history99917180 Hope that you made some good comfy banks in the stable today

In hindsight it might not have been a great idea to switch off Sam’s shower. Looks like I’m bunking down with big Dave tonight. I hope he doesn’t snore?

@history99917180 Needed to keep your energy levels up on your way to Mum's for mini rolls

Mrs W ‘did you have a cheeky chocolate fix in the car this morning’? Me ‘err, no comment’ Mrs W ‘you’d have been a useless villain’

@rebekkarnold @anna_bobs Best book ever

@anna_bobs It’s Goodnight Mr Tom chic

@LloydLegalist If anyone has a small spare rectangle in their unexpected stash mine is currently in pieces barely surviving with duct tape 😂😂

Scientists recently placed a 10-piece set of matching Tupperware in a sealed chamber. When they opened it a month later, the chamber had 24 lids that did not match any of the 6 remaining containers.