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A man named Ned finds out he’s in line to be the next Santa Claus. The only catch is there’s a technicality that won’t let him tell his mother. Title: Don’t Tell Mom The Santa Claus Is Ned

@harryjsisson @Rossfilms Am I the only one who legitimately thinks maybe he does this while using the bathroom?

Trump had one of his worst mental health episodes yet last night, posting over 55 times in 3 hours. Here is the list: 10:15 PM - Accuses Obama of attempting a coup in 2016 10:15 PM - Says Obama worked with CIA to overthrow Trump 10:15 PM - Reposts tweet saying Obama is a “traitor” and that he should be arrested 10:22 PM - Attacks dominion voting systems for 2020 election saying they switched votes 10:22 PM - Says Fulton County, GA had their 2020 fraud exposed (there was none) 10:23 PM - Accuses Obama of personally making $120 million from Obamacare (wtf?) 10:23 PM - Cites quack lawyer Sidney Powell on the 2020 election 10:24 PM - Posts fake JFK Jr account that says Obama wiretapped Trump Tower 10:27 PM - Demands Senator Mark Kelly resign 10:29 PM - Claims neither Biden nor Harris were in charge of the Biden admin 10:29 PM - Attacks Fulton County, GA again 10:29 PM - Posts Fox News clip of Rep Ro Khanna 10:30 PM - Demands Jack Smith be arrested 10:30 PM - Accuses Obama, Clinton, and Comey of treason 10:39 PM - Reposts a tweet from a MAGA account saying they have secret intel proving Clinton and Obama committed crimes 10:39 PM - Reposts a MAGA tweet saying Hillary Clinton should be sent to Haiti 10:40 PM - Says the DOJ is “working hard” to arrest his enemies for treason 10:40 PM - Reposts a tweet attacking his own DOJ and Todd Blanche for no arrests of political enemies 10:40 PM - Posts a TikTok video of people stealing from a convenience store 10:41 PM - Posts a TikTok of someone taking a Door Dash order 10:41 PM - accuses Obama, John Brennan, and Clinton of sedition and treason again 10:42 PM - Posts a video of a man on CCTV footage knocking over food a waiter was carrying 10:47 PM - Calls Obama the “most DEMONIC FORCE” in American politics 10:47 PM - Posts a tweet from Mike Flynn saying 2020 election wasn’t fair 10:49 PM - Attacks Dominion again claiming they stole the 2020 election (it wasn’t) 10:51 PM - Reposts a fake Charlie Kirk account that claimed Obama blocked Hillary Clinton from being prosecuted 10:53 PM - Claims Obama was part of Hillary Clinton’s emails in some way 11:28 PM - Claims a senior Democrat just testified under oath that Senator Adam Schiff leaked classified information 1:13 AM - Attacks the New York Times for reporting on the reflecting pool This man is clearly not well.

@LicensePlateGuy Venmo’d. Great prize, great cause, great time

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@NesquikPandora I don’t believe you know what the word praise means.

@TWlTTERHAVER It’s kinda weird to praise someone who celebrated October 7th, no?

Hey can i get a selfie with you so i can send it to the New York Post for an article where I try to make you look bad? Thanks

What kind of sick simulation are we living through?

@atrupar He’s literally all over the Epstein Files, why are kids even allowed within 500 feet of him?

Trump pushes the big lie while surrounded by kids: "It was a rigged election"

@LicensePlateGuy Strahan

ROSTER ADDITION ROSTER ADDITION ROSTER ADDITION ROSTER ADDITION ROSTER ADDITION SPIDAGAME.COM Who do you think it is?

@mehdirhasan Wait, so this wasn’t a false flag for Iran but for the ballroom?!

Beyond parody

@bigblue2656 @queens_guy Replace Gano and Gillan

Giants lost Dex but Replace Okereke/McFadden with Arvell/Edmunds Replace GVR with Mauigoa Replace Flott with Hood/Newsome Replace Belli with Likely  Replace Wandale with Mooney/Austin Replace Belton with Ardarius  Add Fields Add Ricard Get Malik/Skatt back Roster is improving

@BaldyNFL @chargers @MemphisFB C’mon Baldy, I thought I missed a pick by the Giants haha!

.@chargers @MemphisFB OT; Travis Burke is a Giant...perhaps taller than Joe Alt. The Bolts got Burke #BaldysBreakdowns

@TheDougRush It was a joke. Playing off of the Dex trade. I know they couldn’t use him.

They don’t need him. Between Chase and Higgins, plus Brown who catches a lot out of the backfield, he’d never see the ball.

@TheDougRush Cincinnati

What team is offering that for Slayton? Especially when a team would be taking him on for $15.9M in 2026 and he’s coming off a down season.

@rydunleavy He deleted the tweet..

@JordanRaanan Outside of a trade down for either pick, this is my top choice for both spots

The top player on this list has been selected by the #Giants four straight years. Going for the handful. Based on intel and who will be available. 5. S Caleb Downs 10. G Vega Ioane espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@dtrusmith @ryangrim @CassandraRules So instead of your tax dollars being used to help people, you’d prefer they be used to murder little girls. Got it, totally understand where your priorities are.

@ryangrim @CassandraRules It’s amazing that Meghan can be woman enough to not let anything personal deter her from the much bigger picture, like not voting for a socialist agenda. That’s a strong woman.

It's amazing that Trump can trash Meghan McCain's dad for years but all it takes to win her over is a war on Iran. Truly her father's daughter. He'd be genuinely proud.

@WBG84 Got to think it’s because he’s a Dallas fan and trying to think of ways to make Giants worse

What kind of drug-consumed, glue-sniffing bullshit is this? #NYGiants

If #Giants don’t trade down. With the last pick, had to go with Corleone for @MONTECRI5TO

@art_stapleton We’ve heard that Dex wants out in part because he is unhappy with how Giants (Schoen) have handled his money grievances and we’ve also heard that Harbaugh may fire Schoen after the draft. If he does, I wonder if that changes how Dex feels?

If Dexter Lawrence has an issue with Joe Schoen or feels as though the Giants' front office has let him down, there's one solution to try to convince Dex that this team will be different: Put John Harbaugh on phone with Dex - not to talk numbers, just to hear him out.

@Henry5474641776 @RepLuna You do know who the president is, correct? Why hasn’t the GOP removed the convicted sexual abuser? By the way, Swalwell should at minimum drop out.

@RepLuna The Democrats will fight you tooth and nail because they care nothing about what a fellow Democrat did now...if Swalwell was a Republican EVERY Dem would be screaming at the top of their lungs for removal or prison and the GOP would then remove him.

I am filing a motion to expel Eric Swalwell from Congress.

@TheDougRush I don’t think I would

Mock trade proposal between the Giants and Jaguars: The Jaguars get: Dexter Lawrence 2026 6th round pick (No. 186) The Giants get: Brian Thomas Jr. 2026 2nd round pick (No. 56) 2026 3rd round pick (No. 88) Worth noting: the Jaguars don’t have a first round pick to trade in the 2026 NFL Draft, as their No. 24 pick belongs to the Browns from the Travis Hunter trade. With that said; Giants fans, would you make this trade?

@JefePil @BobbySkinner_ Idk about that 😂

@BobbySkinner_ we have zero leaders in the secondary. No identity whatsoever. I'd be fine with this

I'm between 3 players for Giants at pick #5 but a Caleb Downs selection would give you the opportunity to take the best non-QB player 3 years in a row. Plus the fact that he is a perfect fit for this, really any, defense which has a major secondary issue.