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@magdwnundr @MagpieMediaX gordon nowhere near 80m and willock 15m absolute max.

@MagpieMediaX Gordon looks like he’s already gone… Tino hardly plays anyway 🤷‍♂️ tonali… Gen take or leave him he doesn’t seem like he can be arsed anyway… despite the fans sticking by him… Willock… shadow of himself… Tino - 40/50m Gordon - 70/80m Tonali - 80m Willock 20/30m

So basically: - Livramento doesn’t want to stay at Newcastle - Newcastle fans don’t want Livramento to stay at Newcastle - But no other clubs are interested in Livramento anymore What a circus 😬 #NUFC

@Nufc__Tom @nufcupdates9 @LukeEdwardsTele can’t cross is unfair when we’re comparing him to the likes of trippier.

@nufcupdates9 @LukeEdwardsTele Wants to leave but no one wants him🤣. Shock. Who wants an injury prone full back who can’t cross a ball?

🚨Gordon, Willock, Livramento & Tonali are keen to leave #nufc this summer. Not all will go, but there will be a huge turnover of players. Livramento’s injury problems mean it’s likely he stays. Guimaraes is also expected to stay. [@LukeEdwardsTele]

@Tyler_Goody @Rellzzzzzz @FutSheriff @brunoog97 you’ve literally just proved his point you nakka

@Rellzzzzzz @FutSheriff @brunoog97 Enzo 8G 3A Bruno 9G 4A case 8G 2A case plays as a DM these two play behind striker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 idiot

🚨🔵 Bruno Guimaraes 🇧🇷 is CONFIRMED PREMIER LEAGUE TOTS 🌟😍 @brunoog97 🏆😍

@DFG_Global @LowkeyWHU @lou_93x your hiding behind a fake account you plum and calling us the keyboard warriors

@samcorner111 @LowkeyWHU @lou_93x Your all broke internet keyboard warriors so it’s cool

Tyson fury has been married since 2008 and I’ve only today just learnt Paris is his 3rd cousin wtf

@DFG_Global @LowkeyWHU @lou_93x you’ve been made to look a right nob here

@LowkeyWHU @lou_93x Exactly it’s funny now isn’t it you shit house

@MrStevenDaSilva @draxnnn @CryptoMikli load yourself up with a big nutrient dense meal before you start to set yourself up for next couple days

@draxnnn @CryptoMikli I’d been doing one meal a day just chicken and broccoli for over a month prior to deciding to see if I could ramp it up. Maybe I’m just pushing it too hard. Starting with an already empty tank might have been too much. Summer is right around the corner. Trying to cut too quick.

Dana White says a 72 hour fast will completely change how you feel “I just ran into a guy who told me he started fasting because of my video, and he said it’s life-changing. When you do a 72 hour water fast, the clarity you get and the way you feel is incredible. It’s something you should try a couple times a year” “I just do water and electrolytes, zero sugar, zero calories. I don’t do bone broth, I like to keep it simple. It sounds crazy, but once you try it, it becomes addictive. You feel incredible”

@sspencerukk @joeg03_ get lawyered up mate data leaks can lead to nice compensation your way.

@joeg03_ Must have been a data leak. They knew more about me than my family do

Was on the blower with a scam caller for over an hour trynna empty my account 😂 The amount of info they had on me was nuts, no wonder old ladies are getting done left right and centre

@ColThewanderer @TalkingHeadUK @antmiddleton get his jewish mossad balls out of your mouth colin you’re embarrassing yourself

@TalkingHeadUK @antmiddleton I can't think of a better man for mayor of London, ex Sas you can't get any better than that not only can he talk the talk he's actually walked the walk anyone who don't like him is clearly scared of his abilities

Everyone of them will be rounded up, placed in a detention centre and processed accordingly when I’m Mayor…You’ll find most will be illegals or benefit ponces! My zero tolerance policies will echo through London in no time! #AM4LM 🫡🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@Corrieposting @deirdrescig brand new home and a BMW on the driveway? sounds like they’re doing pretty well corrie!

@deirdrescig top telly for the kind of non that did curls at the gym, had under 16s on snap, and thought celebrity juice/geordie shore were must see TV. recently seen buying a barrett new build, with a BMW on licence (jodie the mrs has a fiat 500) Still enjoying that in 2026 is embarrassing

straight men will look you in the eye and tell you the inbetweeners is the pinnacle of comedy

@OtherSpareHarry @JaydaBF @SkyNews us welcoming them in with open arms is the definition of involving ourselves in other nations affairs you absolute donut.

@samcorner111 @JaydaBF @SkyNews You are a moron. The solution is stop involving ourselves in the affairs of other nations, bombs and regime change harm our economies and social cohesion. We provide the solution by not being the problem.

Two migrants die during attempt to cross English Channel. Read more 🔗 trib.al/Q4kr0oe

@OtherSpareHarry @JaydaBF @SkyNews why do we need to provide a solution? Why do us as a nation have to carry that burden?

@JaydaBF @SkyNews Shut up you raging, racist bint. Our government is involved in operations to destabilise nations around the globe, like America does, we help. If you don't want people of broken nations coming here then, logically, what's the solution? Welfare reform or political guillotines?

@ChefInthebigsm1 @zarahussain999 @SkyNews the issue is mate, it is necessary. France is more than safe for them to take refuge in but they don’t get a silver spoon like they do in the UK. Can’t even blame them for coming over when they get so much stuff for free

@zarahussain999 @SkyNews Then don’t come. Stay in France where it is equally safe, or any of the other countries you would have travelled through. It’s an unnecessary risk.

@PCOliver1tl @Carl_F88 point still stands that neither get into our team and burn is better than ballard

@samcorner111 @Carl_F88 Absolute delusion. Le Fee is top class as is Ballard. Both yet to even hit their prime arguably

Mad to think there’s probably 5/6 players from sunlun who would walk in our 11 after all the money we’ve spent. Roefs, Alderete, mukiele, xhaka, talbi brobbey Only a small small pool of players that can improve us the howes said last summer 🤣 #nufc #safc

@PCOliver1tl @Carl_F88 come off it mate le fee is shite and ballard isn’t even better than burn. the rest i’ll give you though.

@Carl_F88 Roefs, Ballard, Mukiele (cb), Xhaka, Le Fee, Brobbey 100% get in the Nufc team. Talbi wouldnt.

@issyzyhx @lloyd_chri27822 he’s english born and bred you muppet

@lloyd_chri27822 He’s not even English he’s Scottish

How? Seriously how. Out of everyone, Harvey Barnes is being called up to the England squad

@SUN21NEW @MagpieMarkets @RejectedBook comparing your own team to qarabag what an embarrassing thing to do🤣

@MagpieMarkets @RejectedBook Like the Qarabag starting 11 who you lot played against. Have you even won a game since then?

Was going to say Mind the Gap Newcastle United but they’re that far behind us there is no gap to mind . . . #SAFC #GARGANTUAN

@WebBuildingFrog @McTicN @mindofprospect what do you do with your precious valuable free time that’s better than them?

@McTicN @mindofprospect It proliferates slop reducing the quality of life and expected quality of goods and services for everyone.

I always find it interesting that people like this get looked down on, god forbid people get their teeth done and enjoy eating at restaurants in this godforsaken country

@emo_mackem @pfoxy07 @PaulGallantNUFC

@emo_mackem @pfoxy07 @PaulGallantNUFC @tj05_SAFC cholesterol will kill you off before then

@Greg_Larmouth @Weldy43 well done einstein

@samcorner111 @Weldy43 Shearer isn’t dead?

No thanks. I never wanna see another geordie play for Newcastle again. The most talentless area in the uk