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My mitochondria will help convert this into ATP so I can survive another day. Simply incredible. #science

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@UziCryptoo True. But why not strc?

CALLER: I opened a High Yield Savings Account. My $20,000 emergency fund earns 4.5% interest. That’s $900 a year doing nothing. DAVE RAMSEY: Get rid of it. Put that $20,000 toward your mortgage! CALLER: But I’m earning $900 a year for free. DAVE RAMSEY: Debt is the enemy! Pay off the house! CALLER: My mortgage rate is 3%. I’m earning 4.5%. DAVE RAMSEY: That’s not how you get rich! In reality, if your savings rate beats your debt rate, keep the cash. That’s called arbitrage. Every dollar matters.

When you realize your frontal lobe is fully developed and you're gonna be this dumb for the rest of your life

AI bots will be more human than human

A darts player lands a triple Robin Hood, one of the rarest shots you can see in the game!

Saylor Academy is now Saylor University. The Florida Department of Education has granted @saylordotorg university status—marking a major milestone in our mission to provide free, world-class higher education for all.

> walk around your city catching pokémon > game asks you to scan a fountain. sure why not > 30 billion scans later > niantic owns a more detailed map than any government > sells game for $3.5B > spins off a spatial AI company > your pokéwalk is now classified infrastructure > delivery robots now navigate using your walks > you were never the player. you were the product.

WATER HEATER PAYS YOU IN BITCOIN Superheat unveils a $2,000 electric water heater that mines Bitcoin. The unit uses the same energy as a standard heater but runs ASIC miners to recoup costs, offsetting water heating bills.

@Rajatsoni Vol isn’t zero at this time.

$STRC pays an 11.5% dividend If you buy $100 of STRC per week and reinvest all your dividends In 30 years, you will have $1.3M With ZERO VOLATILITY The chart will look EXACTLY like this picture:

Remote workers crawling to their laptop at 8:59 AM

$STRC just achieved a Sharpe Ratio greater than 3. Digital Credit is engineered for superior risk-adjusted returns.

Record day for $STRC. $409M - Daily Traded Volume (highest ever) 3% - 30D Volatility (lowest ever) $99.78 - 1M VWAP (highest ever)

Digital Credit is better than Private Credit. $STRC

Two ways to express power: voice and exit. When voice is no longer sufficient, we have one option: exit. The system is broken. Voice doesn't work anymore, so I'm out. Bitcoin, open source software, and distributed systems. That's our exit. Buy bitcoin. Build software. End war.

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@AdamBLiv What is morpho?

🔥EARLY RETIREMENT LIFE HACK: HOW TO BUY $1 MILLION WITH $100,000🔥 Alright, listen closely, because this is the part of the simulation where your uncle calls you a “degenerate gambler” while he proudly contributes 6% to a 401(k) invested in 14 different flavors of S&P 500 index fund, then wonders why eggs cost $11. Step 1: Borrow $100,000 USDC on Morpho around 2.87%. That’s about $2,870 a year in interest, which is basically one dental emergency, or half a Target run if you have free will issues. Step 2: Take that $100,000 and buy STRK at $78.34. That gets you roughly 1,276.49 shares of STRK. You are now the proud owner of a security that exists because finance people looked at the human soul and said, “How can we wrap this into a coupon?” Step 3: STRK yields about 10.21% effective. On $100,000, that’s roughly $10,210 per year in cash distributions. So you’re paying $2,870 to borrow the money and collecting $10,210 for holding the thing you bought with it. That spread is your carry. Your carry is your emotional support animal. Your carry is the tiny accountant living in your walls going, “Technically this is positive.” Net carry: 10.21% − 2.87% = 7.34%. That’s about $7,340 a year in “free cashflow” before taxes, rate changes, the universe, and your personal talent for suffering. Now the part that melts brains. Step 4: Refinance the carry into MSTR. Meaning, you take that $7,340 a year and you buy MSTR with it over and over. Like a little robot that converts interest spreads into pure chaos. Meanwhile, the STRK itself has a conversion feature: 1 STRK → 0.1 shares of MSTR. So after 10 years, if you convert: 1,276.49 STRK → 127.65 shares of MSTR. If Saylor is correct and we see a Bitcoin CAGR of 30% over the next ten years, MSTR's amplification will mean a ~37.5% CAGR for 10 years. That implies MSTR goes from $129 today to about $3,116 in 10 years. Yes, it sounds insane. That’s why it’s on-brand. So your conversion pile alone becomes: 127.65 shares × $3,116 ≈ $397,771. Cool, right. Cute. Respectable. A nice little “I stopped drinking soda” kind of gain. But the carry reinvestment is where the demon lives. If you recycle that net carry into MSTR every year, under that same growth assumption, you end up with roughly: ~220.6 additional MSTR shares accumulated from the carry buys. Total MSTR shares at the end: 127.65 (conversion) + 220.6 (carry DCA) ≈ 348.3 shares. Value in year 10: 348.3 × $3,116 ≈ $1,085,000. Congrats, your spreadsheet just produced a seven figure outcome using a hundred grand of borrowed stablecoins and a security named like a Star Wars droid. Now pay the piper. You still owe the principal: If you repay just the $100,000 at the end, your rough net is $985,000. If you let interest accrue at 2.87% the whole time, debt becomes about: $132,705, leaving you around $952,000 net. So yeah, that is the “buy a million with a hundred grand” story arc. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Stretch Dividend Rate increased by 25 bps to 11.50% for March 2026. $STRC

@saylor @Strategy Now let’s go to 11.5 yield to REALLY buy bitcoin while it’s down

Probably Nothing. $STRC