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Salvi | Many hats of cyber | IR. Opinions are my own.

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@javierpallero Exactamente! Ha ellos no les importa los niños, es solo para conectar tu identidad con tu acciones.
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Javier Pallero
Javier Pallero@javierpallero·
Está pasando muy seguido que empresas que venden verificación de edad y gobiernos tienen sus bases de datos filtradas. Piden documentación y no pueden ni saben protegerla. Por qué entonces se habla tan livianamente de leyes que obligan a pedir documentos para usar servicios de Internet sólo para poner datos en peligro y engrosar las bases de las grandes tecnológicas? Pues porque el objetivo no es la privacidad, sino la vigilancia.
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The company that sells identity protection just had their data stolen. I’m sure there’s something sarcastic there but I can’t quite put my finger on it…

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We’re entering hell weather territory and I can promise you I am not ready for this. I can feel my hormones getting angry already 😂
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Kenza | ⴽⴻⵏⵣⴰ | كنزة
Kenza | ⴽⴻⵏⵣⴰ | كنزة@Tr3s0r·
Hi, I'm Joe McCybersecurity. Welcome!
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I am genuinely impressed by mainstream media outlets ability to find absolute nobodies in cybersecurity. It's remarkable. I am often left speechless. There has been dozens occasions, especially as of recent, where some media outlet will be like, "Today as a special guest is world-renowned cybersecurity expert and ethical hacker Joe McCyberSecurity". I'm like, who the fuck is Joe McCybersecurity? I've been doing cybersecurity and malware stuff for a long time and I've never once seen or heard of Joe McCybersecurity. If he is world-renowned, I would THINK I would have seen them or heard of them. The camera then pans over to Joe McCybersecurity and it is the most generic cookie cutter white dude in a cheap suit and the tag below him will say something like, "Joe McCybersecurity, Ethical Hacker, CEO of Cybersecurity McJoe Industries" I'm like, "Cybersecurity McJoe Industries? What the fuck is that?". I look it up and it's a generic WordPress website hosted on GoDaddy with an expired SSL cert. Joe McCybersecurity then babbles incomprehensible nonsense for about 60 seconds until the TV host goes "woaw" and it cuts to a commercial. Absolute cinema.

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@rekdt Chuck Norris in a hospital? Is he coming to save them?
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@shloe_ Yes and I don’t think AZ is known for chill people
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@syntaxish Heat makes a chill person MAD. 💀
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@0x686967 I don’t know you but rooting for ya!
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Higinio “w0rmer” Ochoa
Higinio “w0rmer” Ochoa@0x686967·
Fun times, a few more applications put in then I needed but hey, a little extra goes a long way. Got me a Defcon sitter, and I'll bring the boys one day, now to see if the GF can get down in time.
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@uwu_underground I need to know for myself that it is in fact a pile of shit 💩
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Mike Manrod
Mike Manrod@CroodSolutions·
@syntaxish Trevor is hilarious!! He does both DevSecOps and stand up!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Tonight’s TISU class was great and even better the presenter’s slides had me dying.
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@techspence Yeah he won me over with the office memes. He was quite hilarious 😂. Also, yes, you need to be a presenter. I think I hear you mentioned in almost every class.
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spencer@techspence·
@syntaxish I always respect a presentation that has memes. dooubly so if they are the office memes
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@syntaxish @kuzushi And a girl (she’s the youngest) — aka I’m balding and going insane 🤣😅😂
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kuzushi@kuzushi·
I find myself in this weird spot where I can't be mad at my kids for eating literally everything in the fridge I'd eat, because when I was a kid I would have totally done the same...
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What’s on everyone’s bingo card as being the next big zero day?
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@techspence @kuzushi You have 5 boys?!?! Bless your soul, you must be tired at all the time!
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spencer@techspence·
@kuzushi I have 5 boys. I relate to this so much -.-
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@RadicalKjax It’s 8AM and she’s: still not dressed and scrolling on xitter lol So seriously, good job there!
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Kali 🅅 🏳️‍⚧️🛠️
Kali 🅅 🏳️‍⚧️🛠️@RadicalKjax·
It’s 8AM and she’s: ☕️ Had coffee 💜 Made sure gf has her water and meds 🐶 fed and gave pups meds 💊 Taken her own vitamins and meds 🥣 Eaten breakfast 💧 Hydrated 🪴 Watered all her plants 🧹 Swept and mopped the floors Who is this? Couldn’t be me.
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@_br_ttney I was going to say something very unkind about a certain generation but I will refrain lol
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🧂👉🧊@_br_ttney·
@syntaxish I don’t get it 😫 Mostly is an issue w/ refusing to read documentation and expecting every company to be like crowdstrike and have elaborate training with a certificate at the end.
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ɐʞsǝs@akses_0x00·
@circles_r_phun if you stare at this a little cross-eyed, the outer ring kinda moves a bit - very cool
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@Cthulhu_Answers “ This report reflects the collective insights of the Intelligence Community (IC)” lol
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