Carmen

My second article is around Tabletop exercise orchestration. Even if you think your team knows what to do, I promise you, there are unanswered questions. An incident might not be the right time to answer those questions. Prep instead :) @whereintheworldisCarmen/tabletop-exercises-should-be-smaller-f7d9a8f76a92" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@whereinthewor…

@Setheroo88 It really did :)

@syntaxish The project needed you!

me: I'm going to bed early tonight also me at 1:30am: fully dives into a project

Because therapy and/or a BBL are too expensive

@osintsean @Alph4betSoup I know 🤣 I’m weird lol

@syntaxish @Alph4betSoup It's Las Vegas. It's only a 4.5 hour drive and 3 if we had Soup's car. 😆

Looking round my house wondering what i can put on ebay

@osintsean @Alph4betSoup I would but I can’t stand being in the car that long lol

@syntaxish @Alph4betSoup I'm probably going to drive.

@HackingLZ Have you looked at Bring a Trailer? 😭

I need to stay off Facebook market place.

@DoomsdayGoth You got to this!

@syntaxish Thank you Carmen for your encouragement I’m going to try your method but I gotta admit I’m a creature of habit and change is something I struggle with for sure

There’s a certain version of myself that I want to be… I want to be the kind of person that wakes up at 5 AM to go to the gym, to be well dressed, polished, and healthy.

@inf0stache Sorry for your loss. Puppy heaven gained another angel.

Non security post. I had to say good bye to my best friend of 16 years this week. He was my world. But man did he have a full life. I took this week off to get my head right. Doing better now. Malware watch out. Ya boy needs a good distraction.

@ZackKorman @CroodSolutions @DecryptedTech Yay!!

@CroodSolutions @DecryptedTech Thanks! Will save one of each for you and the people from your team that will be there

My other defcon sticker, delivering an important message. I'm going to make that command uninstall find-skills

@0xTib3rius @Cl0uddStrife Also I’m gonna listen to your advise lol

@0xTib3rius @Cl0uddStrife Thank you for sharing the vulnerability as well as the jokes! I needed this today badly 😊

My keynote from BSides Leeds is on YouTube: youtu.be/QcvzmzvumvA?is… 👀

@d1ngbat_ @akses_0x00 @Alph4betSoup @cheddar420yolo @d0rkph0enix @gcvftw @IceSolst @kmcnam1 @KevinEspiritu @ma2_sakura I'm on this list???? what?? thank you kindly!

Finally got a break from the morning responsibilities. I present to you, Episode 1 of c00l d00dz: an ongoing series of cool people I like to follow on bird app. @akses_0x00 @Alph4betSoup @cheddar420yolo @d0rkph0enix @gcvftw @IceSolst @kmcnam1 @kevinespiritu @ma2_sakura @mattjay @NotNordgaren @rekdt @syntaxish @techspence @Tr3s0r @UK_Daniel_Card @ZackKorman

CISA published "Lessons from CISA's Cyber Incident" about the recent public repo where their AWS creds got leaked. Kudos for publishing what didn't work. But lookey here... Playbooks! Also glad they're pointing out the obvious: it's not if but when. cisa.gov/news-events/ne…

@sweetdelightss I can be your sourdough bread supplier!

Learned about Maran chickens today. And so starts my journey from tech to farming.

@SchizoDuckie God mode!

@syntaxish speak for yourself I don't have three monitors for nothing

Reminder to close your tabs.... says the girl with 46 tabs open 🙄

@Attack_404 🤣 bless your heart!

@syntaxish 46? Bless your heart. I destroy all the memory on my system and it has 256gb ram. I'm way too ADHD for closing tabs lol

@akses_0x00 Shots fired!

@syntaxish Reboot that machine for bonus points

@akses_0x00 @techspence 🤣 but I bet you it was better mantained than cmdbs today!

@syntaxish @techspence For years we had a spreadsheet called 'software tracker 9000'

It's the "boring" IT/Security work that prevents breaches

@johngagef @guyrleech Oh this looks horrible. In my IR days, my phone had over 800 phone numbers and I thought it was excessive. This is straight up evil!

@guyrleech @syntaxish Accidentally syncing the entire City of Atlanta’s AD to my personal phone has caused me far more performance issues than my open tabs ever have, unfortunately