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Uncle Tim
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Uncle Tim
@tim_couillard
Frankly unhealthy levels of autism. Image in banner by @ypmuj_ Discord: EvilFuzzy9#2483 Alt: @EvilBoucher Book: https://t.co/oogGoAvBmX
Minnesota, USA Bergabung Aralık 2017
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Europeans my whole life: Americans are really fat
Europeans now: I have been in America for four hours and everything I eat is the best thing I've ever had.
Guys, we didn't get fat for nothing 😂 You try living with all this stuff in your country without needing to hit the gym
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Perhaps unfortunately, “trillionaire” has insane aura. Extremely slick on the tongue. The word rocks.
Nothing like the mawkish, lumbering “billionaire” with its heavy leading ‘B’ sound.
“Millionaire” was always somewhere in-between. Delightful and cool yet a bit empty. No bite.
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Why are Donald and Goofy in the Underworld in Kingdom Hearts 4?
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@brodianpride In *theory*, if they are properly balanced and distributed in interesting ways.
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There's a reason "redneck" is colloquial to the United States
And in all seriousness, if you decide to visit, say, the Mojave or other desert venues here, take sunscreen and PLENTY of water. It was just a few decades ago that a German family decided to drive out into the Mojave unprepared and they all ended up dead.
And if you decide to visit our forests, show up prepared with insect repellent especially in southeast forests. You don't want to be bitten by a Lone Star Tick. Also, keep in mind, unlike European forests, there isn't a village every few kilometers.
There isn't jack shit except for wildlife.
And for fuck's sakes, if you visit Yellowstone, DON'T GET ANYWHERE NEAR THE FUCKING BISON. THEY WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.
𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪@fiago7
Btw this is what happens when a European (me) goes to Chicago thinking it‘s gonna rain I‘ll be fine without sunscreen To all my fellow Europeans traveling to the US this summer: don‘t make the same mistake 😭🧴
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@GameOverStation Now, the only question is if those routes will be well-written. 🥲
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I get the feeling Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave is going to have an extra 5th route, lol
What makes me think that? I wonder...
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Silent gen: we ate dirt sandwiches during the great depression
Boomers: my dad died in ww2 and I got drafted to fight in Vietnam
Gen X: leaded fuel made us psychotic and we started smoking at 9 years old
Millenials: my parents are divorced and im bartender with a PhD
Gen Z:
ariel@donotdelay
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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TTRPGs are unique in that the rules are secondary to the participants' sense of flow. The game's core mechanism - the GM - has the ability to alter anything within the game environment at any time.
Good GMs use this to match the game more precisely to the group's goals.
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Someone objected to my statement that Gears of War is "dated to a specific point in time" while Halo was "timeless". I guess I need to elaborate for that audience.
Halo, especially Halo 2 bear the hallmarks of the peaks of science fiction cinema: Aliens, Starship Troopers etc.
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@notnullptr @vmfunc It’s common sense. If anthropic wants to hype up their technology and talk about its military applications, then of course the government will seek to monopolize that technology and tamp down on any potential of spies leaking data to foreign states. Only a fool would be shocked.
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@vmfunc this is ridiculous. like genuinely ridiculous. performative as hell from the gov too
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
the US government just made it illegal for anthropic's own employees to use the model THEY BUILT. wrong passport? banned from talking to the computer program you made. not china. not adversary export. the researchers. in san francisco.
WHAT ARE WE DOING
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@LemonsFizzy @vmfunc Yeah, it’s like these people live in a fantasy world where national security doesn’t exist.
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@vmfunc You can't even sweep floors at my job without being a US National because somewhere in the 80k sq ft building controlled parts are being manufactured.
This idea foreign nationals should have open access to literally nation-changing technology is borderline retarded.
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Life comes at you fast. One day you're being discarded to make elf + toad, 4 years later you're a food token.
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i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested
Eastside Show SCP / RPC@EastsideShow
I want to see the CEO or Founder who made the Big Az Cheeseburger eat it live on camera, I want to see something.
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Said it before
I think you CAN be a causal fan of games even if you haven’t played them by way of the aesthetic, story, or music
But you have to accept your opinion on the game/series is inherently less valuable because you haven’t actually played it
Trent@Woodlandbuckle
Potential hot take You can’t be a fan of a video game franchise if you haven’t played and enjoyed the games
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I have a coworker and he:
- hates jrpgs (except Pokémon)
- likes persona 5 though (will refuse to play 3/4, obv also 1&2)
- only likes FE3H, (refuses to play other FE games because he thinks they’re ugly)
I thought this caricature of a player only existed on Twitter I was fried
Jay 🗡️@Youzansenn
Talking to your coworker about video games when you’re not a gun and ball gamer feels like a humiliation ritual
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