TONNY

@bungomaduke Doper? .. na unakataa na 12 k?... wueh

Huku kwetu Kondoo haijawahi pita Ksh 5,000. Still struggling to understand why someone wants to sell this Dorper sheep for Ksh 12,000. Nimemwambia achukue 5K. 12K si heri nibuy ng'ombe ndogo.

@StandardKenya Jao wakubwa hawaezi vaa combat boots?...Nani alisema izo safari boots ni standard?

Prime Cabinet Secretary Musalia Mudavadi and Tourism Cabinet Secretary Rebecca Miano are at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (JKIA), joined by Czech Republic Ambassador to Kenya Nicol Adamcova, KLM pilots and officials from the Kenya Wildlife Service (KWS), to receive four bongos being repatriated to Kenya. The rare antelopes arrived aboard a KLM cargo flight from the Czech Republic as part of a conservation and wildlife repopulation effort aimed at strengthening Kenya's endangered species protection programmes. Photos by Maryann Muganda

Nini izi huwa mna guziana uku kila Saa? Mko sure ni pinned ama ni vitu zingine?

Msilo chunga mtakuja kufa vibaya Sana haiya

Can't even name Nairobi deputy governor,,how?

@Yusto680876 No wrong,,,our parents, another generation used to call us that,, we are the mainstream internet pioneers

Millennials wanadhani hatujui walikua wanajiita dot com 😂😂

I can't comprehend a grown up saying world war 11. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

How to Instantly Identify Fake Cables Like a Pro Fake cables can look perfect… but fail dangerously. Here’s a simple, real-world thread every electrician should know: A Thread🧵

@tonynjeru_ @onsy_xx @MyGovKe @IPOA_KE I qualify, I have a driving license BCE, Degree in economics and statistics, basics in data science python. diploma in leadership, computer skills, is there anybody you know to help me

@angy_writes @onsy_xx @MyGovKe @IPOA_KE At the moment unfortunately no

The Independent Policing Oversight Authority @IPOA_KE seeks to recruit Kenyan citizens to fill (32) various vacant positions. Detailed job description and specifications for these positions are available at: ipoa.go.ke/ipoa/careers Application Deadline: May 18, 2026

@onsy_xx @MyGovKe @IPOA_KE Hey it's your choice to give up,,let others keep trying

@tonynjeru_ @MyGovKe @IPOA_KE Why humiliate desperate Kenyans like this? x.com/i/status/20490…

@onsy_xx @MyGovKe @IPOA_KE This narrative sends people on wrong direction of life,,if you qualify, please apply,,haiyaa

@MyGovKe @IPOA_KE You have already hired your own people. Just give them appointment letters directly and save Kenyans the humiliation ritual.

@Bossyator No one is double taxing anyone please

Sebastian Sawe total earnings from London Marathon win will be USD355,000. That is expected to get to about Ksh75M inclusive of bonuses. Guess what?.. KRA is taking a whooping Ksh18,000,000!

@33gloss @huko9m @Kieni_vic Anaeza kosa kuinama,,but anafaa kujionea vile watu ukapitia uko first hand for him to appreciate the little or more he might have,,pia ajue si kila Saa kikiumana in other ways solution ni kukimbia home iko less than 30mins away,,

@tonynjeru_ @huko9m @Kieni_vic wakenya si tunapenda kuglorify suffering bana wtf

Nmeambia cuzoo aaply Masinde muliro hapa kakamega ndio akiinama anaingia mtaa amesema anataka JKUAT ati akiwa free asake job ajilipie rent

@Chalbiwsk @owenben123 😂 analia Sana nini?

@owenben123 boss, nini shida yako? wachana nayo kama unaona ni uwongo

IshowSpeed

Someone is trying really hard to distabilize south Africa

@JamboBuda @xysist 😂

@tonynjeru_ @xysist na landcruisers kadhaa zimejaa cipu bois 🥲

Jamaa anashika kamba through your living room 😭

Encroachment Alert: A wall has been built inside the demarcated riparian reserve in Muthaiga along the Githathuru River. @nairobi_rivers, in conjunction with the Multi-Agency Team, is taking action to reclaim & protect our rivers.

@huko9m @Kieni_vic We raising men outea,💪

@tonynjeru_ @Kieni_vic I agree now