Ted Phillips, CPA

@LangmanVince Manfred says it’s just a piece of medal.

OMG. They broke the baseball bat during the unveiling of Ichiro Suzuki's statue at T-Mobile Park. 😂😂😂

@BoLoudon You fail to add in the money Trump has stolen from the government. More than the combined total of all the others on your list.

Here's the total amount of taxpayer $ the past 10 Presidents took as salary: Trump: $0.00 Biden: $1.6 Million Obama: $3.2 Million W Bush: $3.2 Million Clinton: $1.6 million HW Bush: $800K Reagan: $1.6 Million Carter: $800K Ford: $500K Nixon: $1.1 Million

@CoachMarcusHill Same thing with taxes.

I can’t for the life of me figure out why youth baseball (Little league age, travel ball, high school) is one of the only arenas where people with absolutely no experience have the strongest opinions. Stay with me here. Like adults that know for a fact they never played baseball ever stand at sporting events criticizing coaches or kids for making mistakes while also knowing virtually nothing about the subject matter. It’s the most ignorant, lacking any self awareness things in society. Do you also walk in the kitchen during dinner service and question the executive chef or ask the roofing professionals if they’re replacing your shingles correctly knowing you have no idea what you’re talking about it’s such an insane concept to me. Yelling at children knowing you trip over your own feet mowing your lawn. just be positive and encourage the kids, thank the coaches for doing the job you can’t even come close to doing. Stop embarrassing yourself and your kids.

@Brett_A_Taylor You can’t beat Rickey if you don’t play like Rickey. Just ask Rickey.

You can at least KINDA justify the attempt at stealing second base down four runs, because you take the double-playoff the table. But trying to steal third here has ZERO value. Only downside. Pure idiocy or arrogance.

@MAGACult2 @danacarvey remember beating up Mr.Potter? Maybe you can recreate that using this scene with Trump. Apparently we on Epstein Island, so here comes my flying elbow drop!

Ewww times infinity. Release the files!

@BostonConnr Just make sure to throw the punch with your non-throwing hand. And don’t hit him in the helmet.

The baseball punch is revolutionary for Baseball brawls You get hit clean with a stone like that it will put you down Lopez just changed the game

@MancowMuller He’s awful. You know it.

I do wish our beloved President would class it up a bit. You?

@BBGreatMoments I like Buehrle a lot. And I lived in Chicago the bulk of his career. But not 1 time ever did I see that he was the starting pitcher that day and think to myself boy I should get a ticket to today’s game to see him pitch.

If Jack Morris got in, there should be a case for Mark Buehrle too.

@AlHamnik I’ll never understand why nobody in the press ever asks him follow-up questions and corner him with facts. They could easily make him look even more foolish than he already does.

Without a doubt whatsoever, the dumbest human being on the face of this earth

@DanClarkSports Fully dressed fan catches a home run.

This is probably the most incredible baseball photo I've ever seen.

@voiceofD Not to mention over-the-air broadcast has less time delay than cable or streaming.

I will die on the hill that major sports championships belong on broadcast TV. Put early round leftovers on whatever the hell truTV is. The Final Four belongs on CBS where the entire country can watch.

@HoodieAlonso As an old who never runs and when I do I immediately feel something twinge, it’s because they don’t stretch enough and they don’t run enough.

Maybe I’m stupid (I am) but it will never cease to amaze me how the top 0.01% of athletes in the world are able to hurt themselves by simply running

@Quadcarl To see the pre-teenage candy stripers, of course.

Why would Trump go to Walter Reed? Wrong answers only, I’ll go first… He’s fighting windmill cancer.

@CoachMarcusHill Happy to offer one up here.

Baseball Twitter loves saying Daddy Ball but in all seriousness I can’t think of many instances where a coach’s kid isn’t one of the top 3 players on the team. In any sport actually. Basketball coach’s kids are always good also.

@StevenCheah 3X in a career would be a lot. That 3rd one should be a homer though, he didn’t stay in the field.

Is there a precedent for this?! This has to be the first time the same guy has robbed THREE HRs in the same game, right? That feels impossible for an entire outfield, let alone one dude.

@Chicago_History Phil Jackson is alone and those 3 guys are on a much smaller rock.

The Mount Rushmore Of Chicago Coaches.... WHO'S NUMBER 4? #ChicagoHistory ☑️

@dan_bernstein We got weights in fish!

Biggest 2 of this afternoon’s 7.

@capsinfour It would be more impressive if you ran 20 miles while carrying me on your back.

is anyone up and/or into 5 foot 5 blondes who ran their first 20 miler today

IS ANYONE UP AND/OR INTO BLONDES??!!

@notgaetti @baseball_ref @Stathead I hate the parameters of this list.

I accidentally made the funniest list ever Most seasons in MLB history with between 40 and 47 home runs, something that five different players have each done at least six times It's four of the greatest inner-circle, god-tier hitters that ever lived... and Adam F––ing Dunn