voidimagination

I'm sick of people bragging about how big their house is through quoting how much their council tax bill is.

@Iancampbell1967 Well done.

After 8 days in my flat with my blinds shut due to severe anxiety today I’ve come outside for a walk. I just had to do it.

@MbarkCherguia Where you were conceived?

Settle a debate. What do you call this?

@HasAhmed_ A belated Merry Christmas and an early Happy Easter. You're welcome.

Still no Eid message from Kemi or Conservatives. Speaks volumes.

@BenGrahamUK M5 J10. Initial budget £293M and now £363M.

@voidimagination Someone signed that off

£1.5 billion for 21 miles of road. That’s £70 million per mile for the A14 Cambridge–Huntingdon upgrade. No tunnels. No megacity constraints. Just standard infrastructure. This is why nothing gets built in Britain anymore.

@urbanponds101 There needs to be a tax on paved gardens. I agree it's a disgrace.

Three gardens lost. Two trashed and one paved over. I’ve shared picture of these lovely gardens in the past. I appreciate people’s circumstances/needs change, but still, so depressing

@_Unknown_D_ I'll tell you why. British companies are being bought by foreign companies who install their own management, treat you like shit and move the whole operation back to their home country. Makes you want to not bother.

1 in 5 working age adults are economically inactive. Why isn’t this being treated as a national emergency?

@nicksortor Legend.

🚨 LMFAO HOLY CRAP! President Trump just dropped an INSANE one-liner in front of the Japanese PM in the Oval REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? TRUMP: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why did you not tell me about PEARL HARBOR!? Right?" 🤣🔥

@MrPitbull07 There is a woman who can smell Parkinson's disease so the answer is most likely yes.

Can people really "smell rain" before it actually starts raining? My Grannie would say “I smell rain coming”

@HumzaYousaf Calm down love.

We all know why Nick Timothy MP singles out Muslims celebrating Ramadan in Trafalgar Sq. Not because praying is domination, but because he wants to blow a rabid anti-Muslim dog whistle for political gain. He should be nowhere near politics, let alone the shadow front bench.

@MediaSOI Muslims can be white too. Granted they are usually ginger but white all the same.

The official number of Muslims in the UK, they say is just under 4 million. They say the number of white people in the UK is 55 million. Why are the majority forced to accept the ways of the minority?

@GBPolitcs Replace the word could with won't.

🚨NEW: The UK has announced a new partnership with Nigeria that could enable the deportation of thousands of failed asylum seekers and foreign criminals

@brumbitcoin Well I for one will be living the high life on my 4 year apprenticeship civil service pension. How can I possibly spend £600 per year?

To match the average police pension after 30 years service, you'd need to have £1.5 MILLION in your private pension...by your mid 50s (!) Less that 1% of people with private pensions will accrue this. The Public Sector are the real 1%. The State is unsustainable.

@cabinetofficeuk Well that's a big lie. It will just be filled with incumbents from the current government with the aim of stalling the next government.

This is the biggest reform to our Parliament in a generation. 🇬🇧 This morning, the 700-year-old system of hereditary membership in the House of Lords was abolished. Membership is now earned through public service and merit, not granted by an inheritance. ✅

@RealBlackIrish Wait until they knock the front wall down and replace it with a white rendered one with hideous pillars every six feet.

Tonight’s atrocity

@ronsterd89 Pretty sure I remember watching it alone on Christmas day. Worked out years later that my sister's conceive date was Christmas day. Parents doing it upstairs while I was alone downstairs. Can't watch it now.

Who remembers how the Wizard of Oz would come on once a year and how much of a big deal it was?

@Blonddieee_ Look at the pics your mom posts.

How do I find porn on Twitter?

@james_xond No. You misunderstand what insurance is. If you want money back you would buy assurance but that doesn't exist for cars. Life insurance pays out if you die, life assurance pays out while you live.

Should car insurance give money back at the end of the year if you haven’t had any accidents??

@ColinSpenc4257 We almost had one. Moved from NI to Liverpool. Relatives were moving to NZ so gave my family their washing machine. It was near Christmas so our other relatives packed the drum with presents for us. You can guess what happened - stolen at the docks.

Who Remembers.