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Catholicism = Windows Orthodoxy = MacOS Protestantism = Linux

@LeakerApple There should be a swipe left to decline then

It irritates me that people don’t understand how phone calls work on iOS even after 16 years of this feature. 1. If you receive a phone call while your iPhone is unlocked you will get two options: Answer or decline 2. If you receive a phone call while your iPhone is unlocked you will only get one option on the screen which is to slide to accept. Because the phone is locked and is likely in your pocket or out of reach on a table there is a risk of accidental inputs or “butt dialling“. In 2010, to fix this issue Apple switched to a “slide to answer” UI when the phone is locked. To decline the call you double press the side button, or swipe home and wait for the call to go to voicemail.

@jaydyer No butt stuff Jay.

I guess I’m at that weird stage where I need some giant sex scandal to actually grow the audience have people pay attention to what I say. Actually being correct about everything is really irrelevant. Who wants to touch butts?

how do you chat up with the barista at the coffee shop you’re a regular at besides “so… ya work here?”

@maxwellfarrens my mans getting old

>be me >finally meet Elon >so hyped for this moment >go for arm around shoulder >hard reject >stand there like🧍‍♂️ >take world's most awkward photo >mfw

@gorilla_rape Complete savage work

@DouglasKMurray @CityJournal @benshapiro @ManhattanInst Goy and his master

A great pleasure to give the 2026 ⁦@CityJournal⁩ award to ⁦@benshapiro⁩ last night on behalf of ⁦@ManhattanInst⁩

@officialrnintel Donald Trump got that Gluck Gluck 9000 for Bill

🇺🇸⚡️- Trump: “It bothers me that somebody is going after Bill Clinton. I like Bill Clinton. I thought he understood me.”

@Sneak0o Groyper curse incoming

Ian Carroll explains why he has beef with Nick Fuentes on SNEAKO's stream 👀 “I saw yesterday he said he wants to squash it with you. I hope you guys are able to do that, because it is important.” “I’ve got beef with Nick Fuentes for other reasons… it’s not personal, it’s like, what is wrong with you? The last show of his I watched, he said he believes a bullet went through Charlie Kirk’s soft tissue, bounced off the back of his neck, and ricocheted into his spine and that was the ‘expert’ he was citing.”

@disclosetv “bananas”

NOW - Democrat Congressman Gregory Meeks goes bananas on Treasury Secretary Bessent.

@CollinRugg He’s trying to do damage control

NEW: Bill Gates says he regrets every minute he spent with Jeffrey Epstein, denies STD cover up allegation. The comment comes after Gates’ ex-wife, Melinda Gates, said he had to answer for what was in the Epstein files. “I never went to the island, I never met any women, and so the more that comes out, the more clear it'll be that although the time was a mistake, it had nothing to do with that kind of behavior.” The new Epstein drop alleged Gates was planning on secretly giving his wife antibiotics after contracting an STI from “Russian girls.”

She went from a 7 to a 3 in the span of 30 seconds

@BasedTorba Sounds like he’s trying to get a girl to come on a date with him

@kurisu_armpit This seems like a psyop post

it's crazy that they made a soda that doesn't kill you and still tastes good and people still don't drink it somehow

Where has Christian Mario been? @superxtianmario

@ElijahSchaffer wtf is going on...

@sama Elon mogs you though

Really excited to get Elon under oath in a few months, Christmas in April!

@TheXReportCard Several times

Weren't you on that show too?

@Max_the_Pilgrim We wuz keyz 🤣🤣🤣

Catholic argument against Orthodox: we got muh keyz, we wuz keyz

@SammiRaeMurray Drip is impeccable

Anyway here’s homeboy last week selling pedophile merch.

@SuppressedNws1 It’s clear to me that some people don’t know what “aura” even means

You’re sick in the head, where is the “aura” in torturing and raping children? What the hell is wrong with these people?