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Rob Shepherd
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@ListerLawrence Amazing you can do that much damage on a 60 or 70 mph stretch road.
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@KatieSi09663097 @paulmk17 @real_shirelass Whatever agenda you want to be true, simply isn't.
They've "spent" 170K, but on saleable items for bars, cafes, and venues for weddings and parties. but earnt presumably more. This isn't consumption for councillors, as much as you want it to be.
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@95point2 @paulmk17 @real_shirelass £11,829.61 on ‘fruitypot peach and pears’, in multipacks of 18... how do these fit in vending machines?
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@KatieSi09663097 @paulmk17 @real_shirelass A trivial google reveals that this expenditure was to buy stock for vending machines and bars run by the council.
They make a profit in these goods, which means your local taxation is lower.
Happy to help.
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@paulmk17 @real_shirelass Our council, North Ayrshire, spent £170000 on biscuits, tea and coffee. We don't have gritters in out street, our schools are a joke, we sometimes don't get our bins emptied.
I would rather pay a spark a one off fee to fix the lights on the street and do a skip run.
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@LakesBuddhist What better form for sitting, staring, mulling "the riddle of existence" than the output of the spirograph.
Love it. I look forward to this read.
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A few days ago I revealed the project that I've been on with recently...my memoir of dad! I've now begun putting together a website about dad and the book - and will keep it updated as things progress. Only a bit on there at the moment - but it's a start!
denysfisher.com

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@HydrometryEA Nice, very fancy. Here's ours for our wireless depth sensors. We can remotely operate the pump to fill the column.

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Dear @elonmusk
Please turn off auto-refresh.
We are all sick of reading a post only to have it disappear never to be seen again.
-X users
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Lane 1 and 2 is Ant telling Dec he's been in a paintball accident, using a walkie talkie
Emma Sachs 🇨🇦@emjsachs
The scream I just let out.. #Swimming
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@fuzzy9000 @SP1nightonly @UniOfYork There was a hare trinket hidden in every episode of "Inside No. 9" - which has recently come to an end after 9 series.
comedy.co.uk/tv/inside_no_9…
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Anyone know any good Doctor, doctor jokes? Many thanks to @UniOfYork for this prestigious award👨🎓

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@sufishsu On my list for my next visit in a few weeks. Looking forward to seeing this.
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@garicgymro no chance.
When we made our first trip to US, I pretended to the kids 4,6 that we had to learn "American" and phoentically wrote some key phrases to learn.
hearing them practise "bardel of warder" had us crying.
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As an example of the difference between 🇺🇸 and 🇬🇧 phonology here: My kids are watching Henry Danger, and they just made a pun based on "con" (as in conference) being homophonous with Khan (as in Chaka Khan). I don't *think* that works at all anywhere in 🇬🇧.
Gareth Roberts@garicgymro
The complication is that "pronounce kam as in comma" is advice designed for 🇺🇸 speakers who have the same vowel (/ɑ/) in comma, calm, spot, and spa. I'm not convinced 🇬🇧 people are well advised to follow the same advice. "Pronounce kam like calm" is surely a better model there.
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@Factsofw0rld Somewhat better advice is:
Never touch wires.
Especially if you don’t know if they are live or not.
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We’ve had a lot of complaints that this should have been a poll, so we’ll run it as a poll tonight!
Podcast Secrets of the Pharaohs@PodcastPharaohs
So it’s the final of the World Cup of Peep Show that everyone predicted - Super Hans vs Johnson! Drug-addled maniac vs Suave, sophisticated if slightly crazy business guru 👀 Vote by: ❤️ for Super Hans 🔁 for Johnson
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