Somto_Daniels 🇦🇷🪐🇯🇵

Disabled juror/supervisor: walk me through your floor plan Me: sir I don't have Ramp oo

You can literally hear the pain in his voice 😭😂😂

@blvkcoal_x No be lie Sensei 😭

@ASD_tochi I can sense it.

I can't come to terms with the fact that people can wipe their ass after visiting the toilet and remain comfortable. There's still lil shit in your butt cracks u goat! Use water n your hands. Then, wash your hands with water n soap!. And you people eat ass? Holy mother of God!

@just_063 Oh You were ineligible? 😂

@ASD_tochi I would be happy if was the case 🙂🙂

Rejected 😞

@blvkcoal_x As how na 😂

@ASD_tochi You laugh like someone who uses tissue 😏

@mikuninthisbih Which one be my king 😭

😭😭

@dorakyd Mutuals

I don become an old taker 🥹😭 All my mutual friends don leave me..

🚨🗣️New: Zlatan Ibrahimovic on Vinicius Junior refusing the mandatory halftime interview with FIFA at the World Cup: “People are shocked that Vinícius walked away from a halftime interview. I am shocked that anyone thinks he should have stopped in the first place. Halftime is not a television studio. Halftime is not a podcast. Halftime is not a red carpet. Halftime is the heartbeat of a football match. For 45 minutes, players are warriors in a storm. They run, they fight, they suffer, they bleed. Then they get 15 precious minutes to recover, to breathe, to listen, to think. And FIFA wants to spend part of that time chasing soundbites? That is like pulling a Formula 1 driver out of his car during a pit stop and asking him how the race is going. And FIFA’s idea is to shove a microphone in the player’s face and ask, ‘How do you feel?’ How do you think he feels? He’s exhausted. This is modern football’s biggest disease. Everything is content. Everything is sponsorship. Everything is television. The match hasn’t even finished and they’re already trying to manufacture headlines. They tell us they care about player welfare. Really? Then why are players playing more games than ever? Why are tournaments expanding? Why are injuries increasing? And now they want halftime interviews too? The hypocrisy is unbelievable. Halftime is sacred. It belongs to the players and the coaches. That’s where games are won. That’s where tactics change. That’s where injuries get treated. That’s where leaders speak. It is not a media circus. And don’t tell me this is for the fans. Fans want better football, not a tired player giving a robotic 20-second answer because somebody sold another broadcast package. Vinícius understood that. He chose football over public relations. The funniest part? They threaten him with a fine. A fine. As if that changes the principle. If I were there, I’d pay it too. Because some things are worth more than money. If FIFA really had their way, they’d put microphones in the dressing room and call it innovation. Football should come first. Not content. Not commercials. Not corporate greed. For once, a player pushed back. And that’s exactly why so many people are angry.”

@Th55nd Hope you learnt something

Um This is my best friend and she didn't even camp in Maiduguri, she camped at Ogun state and she's also even done with her service year. You're a low down dirty disgusting liar and I swear to God you'll regret this stupid shit you just pulled because you want to trend on twitter

@reallutherr Delete

twinkle twinkle little slut name one guy you haven't fucked

@8letterwords x.com/i/status/18785… I nearly crase that day

@ASD_tochi Broo, I can never forget those games..

Sadly havertz has to do fuck all before I can rate him again... That fa cup performance against united and Newcastle sent shivers down my spine 💔🥀

90% of r ape allegations” are exactly like this.

Bro, why don’t you pray for Chelsea’s return instead of praying for Arsenal’s downfall?

“no premier league player will start for my club” don sign 3 players from premier league this transfer window

@Arnoldruski Una wan help am spoil the life more 😭

Your competition don move pass all this level now, post obough if you really serious

@Felixtheeicon @elsdawg Lmao seen it already 😂

@elsdawg @ASD_tochi this is why I didn't want that UCL win

a fan has just made an AI alternate version of events if Gabriel had scored his penalty

@Dr_Yazzy In 2026? Oya na 😂

Same thing goes in Nigeria fam! You hardly see majority of Hausas or Yoruba move out of their region or claim they own anywhere.

Scored with a set-piece and conceded from a corner... You no real joor 😂