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Trade: Panthers are trading veteran QB Andy Dalton to the Philadelphia Eagles in exchange for a 2027 seventh-round pick, per sources.
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@_RyanFowler_ @DZangaroNBCS Really weird use of “failed”
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Source: The Philadelphia Eagles will host Penn State iOL Vega Ioane for a 30 visit.
One of the premier OL in the class failed to allow a single sack in 2025.
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@spotrac This dude played college basketball last Saturday, how on earth is he an NFL free agent? Why don’t the colts have to use a draft pick on him or wait until after the draft?
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@RapSheet This guy played college basketball last Saturday, how tf is he an NFL free agent? 😂
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An interesting project.
Indianapolis Colts@Colts
we have signed undrafted free agent TE Carson Towt.
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@Meche64 @jennwilliams23 I’m sorry. Did you just find the Internet bitch? Cause his wife called him by his gov name. And that’s what I read.
FOH
GIF
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Great career Darius! 🤭
NBC Sports Philadelphia@NBCSPhilly
An old favorite for a fan favorite. Congrats on a great career SLAY 🫡
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@NBCSPhilly @bigplay24slay Way to make a career out of never making a single tackle.
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An old favorite for a fan favorite.
Congrats on a great career SLAY 🫡
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@AdamSchefter Appreciate the reminder to turn off notifications
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More about Eagles TE Dallas Goedert agreeing to return to Philadelphia on a one-year, $7 million deal, via @Tim_McManus:
espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…
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According to Spotrac, Josh Johnson's verified NFL career earnings total ~$25.9M across all prior contracts (thru 2025 Commanders stint).
The fresh Bengals signing (today) will likely add the veteran minimum (~$1.3M), pushing it to ~$27.2M.
Non-NFL deals (Sacramento Mountain Lions/UFL, San Diego Fleet/AAF, LA Wildcats/XFL) paid far less—exact figures aren't publicly verified but likely total under $300K combined.
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What a football journey!
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter
Bengals signed veteran QB Josh Johnson, who returns to Cincinnati for a team he played for during the 2013 season.
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@spotrac Like the $20 M the Eagles stand to save by just waiting until after June 1st?
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Update on how to pronounce Travis Etienne Jr.’s name moving forward:
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@trendorfade @Fullcourtpass when decent teams keep gerting top 5 picks instead of the bottom 3 teams three no point for them to try mightaswell tank forever till they land a top 5 pick
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The Wizards bench was STUNNED after Bilal Coulibaly hit a three with 5.8 seconds left to send the game to overtime 😭
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@sierracatalina @CtrlAltDwayne @elonmusk @beffjezos The absolute last thing a child’s developing mind needs is ai you absolute moron
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@CtrlAltDwayne @elonmusk @beffjezos I mean they claim to have one now.
that happened after my departure.
I have since, built my own.
not grok. just a kid safe, parent controlled, model agnostic platform & orchestration model that allows parents to define their family values.
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Fractional Cursor acquisition.
xAI taking the right steps
Jason Ginsberg@JasonBud
I’m proud to be joining SpaceX and xAI with @milichab It has become clear that software is changing fundamentally. More and more, people can shape the tools they use directly, and the ceiling of what can be built keeps rising. What makes xAI special is the scale of its ambition: to build from first principles all the way out to the stars. I’m especially grateful to work on products that expand human agency and freedom. That mission is deeply personal to me. My family came to the United States fleeing communism, and the belief that freedom should be part of the next generation of the internet has driven me every day since Andrew and I started Skiff. Now, we get to work on intelligence, understanding, and freedom on a universal scale.
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@Ray12466763 @AdamSchefter idiotic ai bot takes another L
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@AdamSchefter Howie Roseman masterclass yet again 🧠🦅
Locking in a top-3 guard long-term while creating cap space to go get another playmaker? That’s how you stay in Super Bowl contention. Dickerson earned every penny. Fly Eagles Fly!
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More cap space in Philly:
Jeremy Fowler@JFowlerESPN
The Eagles and three-time Pro Bowl OG Landon Dickerson have agreed to a revised two-year contract at around $36M, per sources. He was previously due $39M in 2026-27 but can hit that with 2027 incentives. He’s due $15.7M this year and is no longer under contract in 2028.
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Bucky Irving is one of the biggest losers of free agency for fantasy football with the signing of Kenneth Gainwell.
Are you in or out with Bucky Irving for fantasy football this season?
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The per-game bonuses are technically guaranteed in 2026, but he still has to dress each week to earn them. A total of $12.75 million over three years tied to being active.
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The Patriots' three-year, $42 million deal with OL Alijah Vera-Tucker includes a whopping $250,000 for each game he's active -- one of the biggest per-game active roster bonuses in NFL history.
A sensible hedge with AVT, who is very talented but has battled injuries.
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@TomPelissero How can they be fully guaranteed if they're on a per-game basis?
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@Absolute_Toast @BoogTimm @spotrac Agree. Sure it didn’t work out last year but in general the goal was achieved using the same method.
It’s worked more than it hasn’t and that’s how it’s supposed to work.
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@spotrac A 1 year $10 million deal leaving $20+ million in dead money?? Doesn't sound like good business.
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@bobbydidonato4 @JClarkNBCS Probably the opposite actually
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It’s my understanding the Eagles are trying to get a deal done with Jaelan Phillips and a contract extension with Jalen Carter, after locking up Jordan Davis. It’s all about the defensive line.
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