Jaden UIB

Madueke was fighting Palmer for penalty against Everton at 4-0 but didn’t step up before Gabriel in a Champions League Final HMMMMMMMMM.

@FabrizioRomano Idk man, this signing seems like an Ed Woodward one. 45 million 💀.. fr

🚨 Éderson has agreed personal terms with Manchester United and paused all talks wirh other clubs since last week. Atalanta and Man United have been in talks over €45m package deal for weeks. 🇧🇷 It’s up to Man United whether they want to proceed with the deal or not, and when.

810 games with just 5% lower than the one who managed 269 games? How is this even a debate man

@PJayDet @lukestanley03 If the ball is in such close proximity to the keeper's hand, it would be too harsh to give him a OG. It's clearly not a mistake/fumble from the keeper, and he had a clear intent of saving it. That said, no one exactly knows what the rule is, so whatever.

@lukestanley03 Yeah it’s an OG but corrupt PL havnt said anything yet

This will forever be legendary.

Outright. Without equal. On a level of his own. Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes.

In a league of his own. Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍 All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents. Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game. The Special One is back.

Some photo that.

𝟐𝟎 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐒 Man Utd’s captain equals Thierry Henry (2002-03) and Kevin De Bruyne (2019-20) for the most assists in a single Premier League season ✨

BRUNO FERNANDES EQUALS THE PREMIER LEAGUE ASSIST RECORD.

@EBL2017 Any United manager comes, it's a problem for you. Just get a break man. We are tired of your negativity.

Manchester United… Makes you wonder. Why weren’t they in for Xabi Alonso? Michael Carrick can still succeed at the club, sure, but not in the way that Alonso could. Alonso is a perfectionist. Like Arteta. Carrick closer to Slot (except worse). More reliant on the players.

10 years old me when the teacher said ozone layer is getting destroyed.

@WestHam It's over for u guys 💀 sorry to say

Until the end, together.

“The Odyssey” trailer simply looks boring. I remember everyone trying to convince me that Dunkirk was some sort of masterpiece. Same with Tenet. Oppenheimer had its moments of brilliance, but I really believe it only stood out because of how extraordinarily bad Hollywood had been for the years before (and Cillian Murphy is legitimately talented). All that to say, Nolan hasn’t really had a good film in twelve years (Interstellar), and he’s eighteen years after what is considered his best (DK).

@Footballtweet I ain't wasting my time rooting for these bums.. they are just awful

👀 Bigger than the World Cup final... In one match West Ham United Football Club have the ability to relegate Tottenham Hotspur 𝗔𝗡𝗗 deny Arsenal the Premier League title. For the sake of football, and the content, and the memes, and the whole of humanity's sanity... West Ham - we are with you.

Rice is going to score against them to win Arsenal the league & send West Ham down…. The most insane ending to the story.

@CFC_Janty Very likely

Manchester United might lose their halftime record

Bruno Fernandes: “Wayne Rooney has learnt something with me today.” 😂🤝 #MUFC

Leeds playing Smooth Criminal after beating Michael Jackson, interim manager of Burnley, is exceptional sh*thousery 😂