Brandon

Closest to a face reveal I’ll probably ever post.

@ryancohen Send it @ryancohen

Proposal to acquire eBay. investor.gamestop.com/ebay

@bizlet7 I’m gonna be real, i’ll probably still live like that when I’m out of 6 figure hell and in 7 figure hell.

It’s called six figure hell and what makes it worse is you have to get 1.8 million minimum to make it to seven figure hell.

@Urban__Tree No. I want a handful of kids and someone older wouldn’t be able to bring that to a relationship for me.

Question: Men, would you date a woman older than you? And woman, would you date a man younger than you? Within a reasonable age gap. I am curious.

Post your pets in the comments! 🔱

@Urban__Tree Imagine a world where you’re called a pedo for not wanting a ran through wife, and wanting to have a better chance at a long lasting stable marriage lol.

I'm getting called a p*do in my DM's because I prefer to want to marry a virgin.

@RagnarRiese I think if we team up we could send it to MOASS numbers. 😂

If I sell Monday, $GME runs to $125. If I hold, dilution hits and we dump to $16. I’m convinced my portfolio is a market indicator.

@basedganyu My brother listens only to rap and likes to blast it in the house.

Nothing ruins my day faster than seeing white people listen to rap

@Santennisballs Me too brother, me too.

I need a gf that stays home all day playing games and has no friends

@JohnDParody I’ve been taking 500mcg oral BPC and 1000mcg KPV/daily for Crohns now for 3 weeks~ no big improvements yet, but I’m sticking with it for 3 months to give it a fair try.

Anyone else starting their peptide journey?

@NWfarmers @scar82671 @PamelaBies That’s the dream! Congrats!

@ArcaneWisdomB @scar82671 @PamelaBies We met online. Spent a year emailing each other daily before thinking we should marry. Talked over the phone twice a week. Met thrice in person. She moved to marry me. That was 18 years ago. 4 kids later, going strong!

Men don't cross oceans for their 'soulmate'. They marry the woman who's already in their daily orbit when they are ready to settle down.

@Wei2070 @PamelaBies Video calls and hope they aren’t a guy that knows how to use AI face swapping really well 😂

@ArcaneWisdomB @PamelaBies How you know if the person is real 🧐

@scar82671 @PamelaBies I feel like too many modern relationships fail because people move too quickly with anything physical/intimate without getting to know each other well enough, most relationships feel like its lust over love.

@PamelaBies @ArcaneWisdomB In my opinion it kinda sucks because so much is in the physical experience of each other and I don't just mean sex.

@xbunyq Yes, but in the worst ways possible lol.

Is voodoo and black magic real?

@PamelaBies I agree, ideally I’d get to know them well and be friends before moving forward romantically, though most disagree with me lol.

@ArcaneWisdomB I think falling in love online is peak romantic tbh like your brain just idealizes everything about them

@BarkingPuppy8 Imagine buying these lol

@Zenfrog4 When I was my leanest I was eating around 75% of my diet in carbs with only around 95g protein per day. It was definitely eye opening since my calories never changed.

Eating leaner meat and higher carb has made me look significantly better in relatively no time at all. Before I was eating lots of animal fat, like 80/20 ground beef with every meal. Now Im eating less than half my calories from meat and close to zero from animal fat. The rest comes from fruits vegetables and starches. The results have been some of the quickest and most encouraging from any experiment ive tried.

@YuchiVT I’m 28 and was asked if I’m graduating high school this year when I got my haircut… 😐

Remembering when I went to the dentist a little while ago and the person who was cleaning my teeth asked me if my roommate (who drove me) was my mom. 25+ and still mistaken for a kid IRL 😬

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@itsShyver I’m not sure I ever fully stopped. 🤷🏻‍♂️

i’m curious.. poll in the comments. 🤪