Scarlet Witch

@msiziworld Is there any cake in there?! 😂

This is the best gender reveal I've ever seen 😭😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥👌🏼

@KirstiMiller30 Yeah I hadn't thought of this since I was a kid. We played that here in WA too

I grew up in Wagga Wagga where the kids growing up used to play a game called "Red Rover Cross Over". It was mainly a boys game where all the boys would gather in a group at the end of the playground with one boy standing in the middle of the playground. He'd yell "Red Rover Cross Over” and all the other kids had to run to the other end of the playground without being caught. The kid in the middle had to catch and hold one of them while yelling "caught 123" The kid caught would then join the kid in the middle for the next call of "Red Rover Cross Over" during which both kids in the middle would catch another kid who would stay in the middle and so on. The last kid caught would win the game and he'd be the one to stay in the middle for next round. It was good fun (my three daughters used to play it most afternoons with me) while giving the kids exercise and training for future rugby teams or other sports. Can anyone else recall playing the same game?

@CaptainCons It's an open invitation

I sent this text to a group chat of buddies. My one buddy is saying this wasn’t an invite. Is this an invite?

@0xdasha 🤣 so fucking funny

@heart_ Who genuinely gives a shit?

crazy how measurement systems can have neurotic repercussions 5’11” are basically pariahs in USA, “king of manlets”, evolutionary dead ends because their height doesn’t start with 6 but in metric system they’d be 180cm so they’d be at the exact cutoff to make it (above 170s cm)

@celestialbe1ng And boy are there a lot of wrong people

You’re still not getting it: women WANT babies VERY MUCH. But there is NOTHING women fear MORE than having a kid with the wrong guy. Bullying me about running out of time changes nothing bc I DO WANT kids, but there is NOTHING I want less than having them with the wrong person

@_o_eric_ @sitepopmais Tell me which hospital to send the 'get well soon' card to ❤️

@sitepopmais Vou sugerir isso pros meus amigos quando chegar meu aniversário

Jovem viraliza ao receber beijos de todos os seus amigos homens como presente de aniversário.

@aruvinchan It's the disrespect and humiliation that really stands out to me. If a couple is prepared to I think they can work to re-establish intimacy but if one or both doesn't even have respect for the other, I don't see a path to repair.

The "dead bedrooms" sub is VERY depressing. Seriously how do these husband-materials live like this?

@cptdankkk Explains how she ended up with different baby daddies.

Occult Feminism author Rachel Wilson reveals birth control makes marriage harder "Studies show that birth control tricks your body into thinking you're pregnant and the type of mate that you're looking for is more docile. And because you've already been fertilized, it’s your brain's way of saying we need the nice guy now" "Whereas, women will tell me I've been off birth control for 6 months and suddenly I'm into a whole different type of guy than I ever was. No more of these artsy, skinny boys, liberal arts majors. I'm liking the tall guy with the cowboy boots and the beard all of a sudden. Birth control will do that"

@Corbienest I could not be around someone wearing those jeans. I wouldn't be able to contain my laughter to spare their feelings.

And those howdy partner cartoon cowboy jeans STILL LOOK RIDICULOUS

@IM_YARA4 Girl, that's childish 🤭

I dated a man once, and because I called him at 1 AM and he picked up right away, I was like, “Could you please come over?” I wanted to be close with him, and we had been dating for a while, so we had already crossed that point. He was like, “I’m so tired. I’ll come first thing in the morning, I promise.” And in my mind, I was like, a husband of mine would never turn me down because I need my man to be ready anytime, any place, at any moment. So I broke up with him because that felt cruel to me. I’m waiting on someone to get this post correct. I’m waiting for somebody to decipher this post

@zanknowsbetter Can we stop putting a microphone in front of this whore? Cheers.

Bonnie Blue was asked if she would knowingly ever sleep with a r6p!st, and she immediately admitted that she would. She explained that she would rather have her body used in that situation than have such a person go out and do it to someone without consent, which could traumatize them. She also stated that she doesn’t have a problem with them personally and doesn’t see it as her responsibility if they are later reported, as she believes that responsibility lies with others. “I prefer them to come have cons6nsual s6x with me, than to doing that to someone who hasn’t consented, to someone they are going to hurt and traumatize”

@Satan_herselff @beyoncegarden Pickmeisha 🤣❤️

@beyoncegarden I'm just me... (A pickmeisha)🥹 now please pick me cuz I don't even live life the way I should

this is taking me out😭

@adamseconomics That it's the ultimate outcome? No obviously not.

@scar82671 So what are you implying? Being lonely is the ultimate outcome?

QUESTION? 🤔 I was just watching a segment from 60 minutes in the United States. The interviewee said that in the industrialised world statistically “sex has collapsed”. Another US survey found that 1/3 of American men & 1/5 of American women have not had sex in the past 12 months! Is this the same story in Australia? What the hell is going on? I have been out of the dating market for 21 years. I have no idea what is going on. What insights can you provide?

@HikariTaiyo_ch I'm not a man but I'm absolutely positive it's tickets for him and a mate to see his favourite sports team when they make it to playoffs.

IF YOU'RE A MAN OR MAN ADJACENT, WHAT WOULD YOU, YES YOU, LOVE TO GET AS A GIFT THAT SCREAMS "yeah, im a man and I love this, hell yeah."

@downbadcomment What man CAN cum thirty metres?!

@FlyLionel @BasedNorthmathr I hear that's how you get on the short list to heaven

@BasedNorthmathr Capitalize G in God next time bud

god she has no idea

@CryptoMikli This really should have been an inside thought

Hallie Batchelder reveals how she got a free boob job “I really wanted to get my tits done because they looked really sad. I had gained weight, lost weight, and they looked really depressed. I was hooking up with this guy at the time, he was like this hedge fund owner, billionaire guy, and he was like, ‘I’ll pay for your tits.’ So he Venmo’d me like 12 grand or something. Him and his friend both split it, so they each had a tit or something” “I just pocketed that money and told my parents, ‘Listen, if I get my real estate license, will you pay for my tits?’ And they were like, ‘Of course.’ So these guys think they owe my tits, but really I just got my real estate license and my parents paid for the tits”

@BTCBreadMan Throat a hard dildo, I'm telling you she'll love that. Doesn't cause cancer either so it's a great alternative.

My wife asked me to go down on her this morning. I explained to her that oral sex is now the leading cause of throat cancer, ahead of both cigarettes and alcohol. She understood the logic, but seemed disappointed nonetheless. What are some other good options to meet her needs?