Jeff Andonuts

@LGoschy @Nivarna_space They sure do love attention yeah

@Nivarna_space I got my Dad same hat and he wears it everywhere! I just figure that generation needs to remind us how proud we are?

My dad has a new cap. He wears it to the market, to coffee, even while... watching TV at home. Asked why he likes it so much, he just smiles.

@RobSchneider Saw a video of your set the other day. God damn I can’t believe you can afford the phone or computer you’re posting that tweet from.

Boston BOOS their AWFUL SOCIALIST MAYOR… But because she’s a Democrat, the tribal mentality of these captured Red Sox fans STILL VOTE for this TURD!

@EchoOfChaos @CantEverDie Lmao

confirming with my sources donald trump has died

@BostonSatire Now they can draft Arch Manning

Report: Red Sox season ends in disappointment after team finishes year 1-4

@kaydimaks @DidDTrumpDie Sure we do

@DidDTrumpDie No we don't joke about death!

Yes, Donald Trump has died today.

@Riley_Gaines_ Isn’t your 15 mins up yet, damn

We live in a world that hates Christ and those who believe in Him, but that's to be expected. Just as He was persecuted, so will we be. Consider me a Jaden Ivey fan.

@EricTrump @Trump @realDonaldTrump Looks a lot like your other buildings. Cheap as fuck and trashy as hell.

🚨 FIRST LOOK: The Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is officially here. Over the past six months, I have poured my heart and soul into this project with my incredible team at @Trump. This landmark on the water in Miami, Florida will stand as a lasting testament to an amazing man, an amazing developer, and the greatest President our Nation has ever known. 🇺🇸 These images have never been seen by the public — until today. Enjoy! trumplibrary.org

@FirstTake @stephenasmith “I’m not mad. Pls don’t put in the papers that I got mad”

"I don't care." —@stephenasmith addresses he's been "unfollowed" by Derrick White ⬇️

@KaitMarieox Fight fight fight to get into the front of the line for the bathroom

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 🇺🇸

@biteecee @mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica Prove it, take me to GameStop rn

@mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica It makes me more likely to buy their products

Hello @NintendoAmerica , I am confused and frightened. This video has made me unlikely to purchase one of your products ever again. x.com/WhiteHouse/sta…

@tomcorvo @DavidSchwartz70

@DavidSchwartz70 He’s a smug asshole that’s out of his element. Shit is crumbling around him. His smirk won’t last long

Zohran Mamdani is being heckled right now at a press conference in Brooklyn, NY, by someone whose words I can't hear, but watch how he's dealing with it. Mamdani has the unique skill of knowing how to handle and walk into every room and engage with people, no matter how toxic they are or how their feelings are against him. And many times, make them feel heard. Elected officials, nonprofit and religious leaders, advocates, and activists on both sides of the political spectrum who met with him told me that. Don't take my word for it, President Trump is pretty public about it. That's why he's currently the mayor of New York City. If you don't like his politics or you're like me, who opposed his candidacy and is still troubled by some of his actions and statements, then don't take this post the wrong way; read into it how you should be better to communicate your message. Yes, putting ego aside for any public figure is not easy.

@SenTedCruz Literally no one gives a shit about you Ted

Due to the Democrat’s Shutdown, I’ve asked the Financial Clerk of the Senate to hold my salary. It’s not right for Members of Congress to be paid if the working men and women of DHS aren’t.

@Skyrage01 @brentfilm_nyc @Marblechops79 @WilliamShatner Calm down bro it’s a fucking TV show

@brentfilm_nyc @Marblechops79 @WilliamShatner That type of "woke" was still in the realm of normality that promoted logical human improvements and NOT fat, ugly and stupid freaks of nature.

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻

@AnisDrawn Based on your profile I assume you don’t like it because there’s not enough video game ass and tits to stare at or have you actually played it?

"I am having a blast"

@ProcreationWins @ChrisDJackson

@ChrisDJackson Gas prices were high under Biden. Gas prices went down when Trump took over.

😂😂😂 True story.

@GarysheffieldJr Dominant up till tonight in the tournament maybe?

Why is Garrett Whitlock in this game?

If Venezuela beats Italy tonight then President Trump should 100% throw out the opening pitch for the WBC Final in Miami tomorrow. Can you imagine that reception from both Venezuela and US fans in south Florida? Would be iconic.

@elonmusk When I was a kid we just jerked off to real women on the internet, can ya believe it???

AI will be so beautiful

@DrClownPhD Looks like shit. Thanks AI

Every Nintendo game needs a refresh like this!

@VividProwess Fuck you

The world owes this man a thank you.