Northwest Lord

@BlessBeTheLord I'll KILL YOUUUU

Folks its World Cup Friday and we got an 🚨 AMBER ALERT 🚨. @thelord187 was last seen on Snapchat at 2AM saying his 45 yr old cousin was puking in his bathroom getting the bidet dirty. If seen please report to Eloma/Gasper or contact Suncor Oilsands. Everyone is very worried 🚨🚨

@eharmsony @lose4hughes @thelord187 Want nothing to do with this guy

@lose4hughes @thelord187 @BlessBeTheLord

Mike Babcock’s Allegations, a thread🧵 With reports Edmonton wants to hire Mike Babcock as head coach, and the NHLPA pushing the NHL for an investigation into his 2023 Columbus resignation, here’s a detailed public record of player and staff accounts across his career. 1/

@spittinchiclets @DonnieDoesWorld get this man to Turkey asap

RA’s basketball redemption went exactly as you’d expect 😂

@FAN590 @Bob_Stauffer @Mattymar89 @FutaMichael @eharmsony @thelord187 @BarrieSean @geomcnary @mrobi039 woahhhhh the STAUFF DAWG doesn't drop these bombs unless he's got it on good authority 🤯

"I don't think there's anybody more committed to Edmonton than Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl... I expect the next contract to be a seven-year extension." @Bob_Stauffer joins @Mattymar89 and @FutaMichael to discuss the ongoing conversation surrounding McDavid's future.

New Yorkers going back to their $5k/month apartment after spending $10k to watch their team lose in the Finals

@DailyLoud @mrobi039 @stewyryan @thelord187 BANG

Angel Reese wide open 3-pointer

@wyshynski You're the biggest fag on Twitter

What a year indeed

@wigger Hahahahaha what a pussy take

Hitting your kids is in the same category as circumcision, iPads, strict adherence to the CDC vaccine schedule---it is for Ns, goyim, and walmart pajama people. It lowers IQ (Straus, 1995), increases aggression (Gershoff, 2016), is less effective than a timeout, and requires escalation to keep working. The replies to articles like this are filled up with the Dumbest People Who Ever Existed saying "it worked for me" and then genuinely malicious and hateful morons dropping reaction gifs of like daffy duck swinging a belt "EVERY STATE IN AMERICA ALLOWS YOU TO PHYSICALLY CORRECT YOUR CHILD. It's legal. It's fun. Bring it on." -- profile says: Cat Sanctuary Dad. Unyielding steel. Workouts, keto, cat chaos, anime rants. Godzilla, Gundam, Mazinger, Ultraman, classical art, manga. If you hit your kids, you will create permanent emotional distance with the only person/people you could ever be that close to, not to mention sending them down the road of being as much of a lost fuckup loser as you are who will hit their own kids, or wont, but only after spending a decade figuring out why they reflexively apologize all the time.

@libsoftiktok Fuckin loser! 🤣🤣🤣

Texas Rep Al Green, who made it his mission to impeach President Trump, has LOST his primary

@spittinchiclets No one cares what RA thinks

Are you pro anthem callbacks or against them?

RA’s had enough of the anthem callbacks🗣️🙅‍♂️

@yegwave Carneys old lady looks like a tranny... WOOF

JUST IN: Mark Carney warns Alberta’s separation vote is a “dangerous bluff” & compares it to the fallout from Brexit.

@JasonLaCanfora Omg what a fucking faget this guy is 🤣🤣🤣

Wealthy white guy who benefitted directly from primarily black men manning the most dangerous positions so he could make millions kicking a football has no problem with white QB backing a racist, fascist, criminal scumbag but the black guy is the problem. MAGA is systemic racism

@FAN590 @BizNasty2point0 @Mattymar89 @FutaMichael That means he will almost certainly play in the series...

"If he's not playing tonight, I'm concerned that he's not going to play the rest of the series." @BizNasty2point0 joins @Mattymar89 and @FutaMichael to react to Cale Makar being ruled out for Game 2 of the Western Conference Final. LIVE ⤵️ 📺 watch.sportsnet.ca

@stoolpresidente You bet on the Oilers last year 😭😭😭

Did the simulation take into account when I bet them to win the cup?

@eharmsony @HammerTimeLays Hahaha wtf

@HammerTimeLays @BlessBeTheLord 👀

Harper running out back to the bench and then all of a sudden a Fanduel employee tells him to get back into the locker room He’s now out for the rest of the game

@asmalley_golf Alex is a girls name idiot

@LudvigTracker FUCK YOU

@MattPiperJenks @Schwarzenegger @Joba_44 @TheMarkHenry @RealDDP @NjTank99 @FrankTheTankHQ @VivaLaStool FRANK AND JENKS THE FUCKIN BOYSSSS!!!! LETS GOOOO!!!!!

Frank couldn’t walk 100 feet without losing his breath when he weighed over 530 pounds Now, he walks 20K+ steps per day & lifts 3X per week AND Tank has worked out with @Schwarzenegger @Joba_44 @TheMarkHenry & @RealDDP WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NEXT?! #FrankLifts

@stoolpresidente @thelord187

Wow. Interesting stuff.