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@KTHopkins My list would include Diane Morgan, Judi Love, Liza Tarbuck, Rose Matafeo and Lucy Beaumont.

*COUGHS VERY FUCKING LOUDLY* ……

@ISpeakJesus406 @OliLondonTV It absolutely should have come to an arrest and the attorney is lucky they didn't get a kidney punch. When you are approaching the bench, you are on your damn best behaviour, when you are given a chance you can passionately argue, but when the judge says stop, you better stop.

This attorney was out of line but I don’t think it had to come to arrest. At the very end the prosecutor also said “I think you should leave this county” - initiated argument, blocked the path of egress and said of the police “these are my friends” - it’s not a good look for anyone even if the attorney was somewhat out of line. The judge could have banged her gavel, walked off the bench and issued a written sanction of some sort. This was not handled well in my humble opinion.

Trans attorney, who was arrested after screaming and interrupting a court session, announces she has QUIT her law firm. “I believe that I first have grounds for a discrimination lawsuit…but for my physical safety it’s best that I step away.”

@schiz04renic Bacon

You have to name him the last thing you ate

@DrClownPhD I understand who the real target of this tweet is - but don't drag the kid into it, man... This is the sort of comment that sticks with you for life and is a reason why kid actors are always messed up.

Find me someone who looks more like a lesbian than this dude. I’ll wait.

@helen_spirit1 Looks like a faith healer performing an exorcism

My god, he can’t even hug a child without making it look decidedly awkward & odd.

NAB cuts hundreds of jobs in Australia, moves roles overseas At this point, I'll have a better chance of getting a job in Australia BY MOVING TO INDIA. skynews.com.au/business/finan… via @SkyNewsAust

@kisstheblade_ The fancier the school, the more ludicrous the hat.

You know, it's been forever since I watched these movies and it didn't strike me as weird at the time, but why the fuck is Dudley wearing an old-timey fancy boy straw hat.

@fairytaledegree I can respect this ranking more - bit different to mine, but the overall vibe is good.

gotta be done (left to right is just chronilogical btw)

@ghostysapphic Mine was very very different - but that's comedy.

#new taskmaster contestant ranking !!! i love being a lesbian

@Myrtle_Kombat @ghostysapphic With Ivo firmly underneath.

@ghostysapphic John K in the bottom row is wild. His ineptitude was the best part of that series. David Baddiel needs his own piece of shit tier.

@TheNoisyTrunk @theweekafternxt Hahaha , what a useless coward.

@TheNoisyTrunk @theweekafternxt True, it's up 94% where I am.

Australia fuel petrol prices up 60%, other developed nations 16% max, we have the world most corrupt inept government in the developed world!

@MadDogBrit @PerryALPHA That's the issue though, academically and linguistically Kriol is as separate a language, as English is to French, or Russian. It's argued that it's not a dumbed-down or alternate version of English, because that is the fullest extent of their language.

The Australian government openly treating Aboriginals like a subspecies that needs English translated into retarded English with training wheels, all while calling it 'culturally appropriate'. This video should be studied in anthropology as the moment progressive racism achieved self-parody.

The aboriginal translator

@Lex_cat11 Binturongs are awesome. They smell like popcorn.

please give me animals I’ve probably never heard of I’m trying to compile a list of animals that most people have never seen before just for funsies

@lys__ow Rivals seemed really interesting when i tried it, but my pc can't handle it :(

"season 7 of rivals will kill overwatch!!"

@justalexoki @CoachAbsolution They are American

@CoachAbsolution what fucking spaghetti are you eating that it's the same flavor profile as pizza

pineapple on pizza is really funny because literally everyone who's actually tried it likes it, proving the rest are just cattle attaching to whatever the herd told them to believe

@j00ny369T Haiyaaaaa you are putting soy sauce on like you are trying to waterboard it. Where is the sesame oil? Where is the spring onions?

@OWCavalry This is the best skin you've released.

New #Overwatch Mythic Skin: Hop Online Mei 🐰

@shoryaDs7 @escapefrommelos You can tell a white man from a black man, right? Just because something isn't obvious to your racially blind eyes, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

@escapefrommelos charts like this just reinforce stereotypes instead of recognizing individuals. pretty reductive take honestly.

please consult The Chart

@TheGriftReport Lee Mack? Michael McIntyre? Romesh? I won't have this slander, you guys are literally saying that you have NEVER laughed at anything they've said?

I'll start, Rosie Jones.