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At this age I can hide my own Easter eggs, wait an hour, and have no idea where I put them.

@captive_dreamer Flying while close to giving birth is not safe or advised upon. If they fly back to China do you think they are leaving their newborn baby in Hawaii?

Two Chinese citizens who don't speak a word of English fly to Hawaii, give birth to a child, fly back to China the next day and that child is now an "American." Does anyone actually believe this? It's absurd

@OkimotoKyle @StephenM @okimotokyle you took the words out of my mouth. @stephenm is a joke amd a horrible person. God and Jesus loves all humans. So don't keep calling yourself a Christian. Pray not in the synagogues with all the hypocrites...

@StephenM Do the math on welfare $ minus living expenses. There are no remittances due to welfare. You are evil incarnate and (thankfully) a fucking moron.

Democrats let in untold millions of illegal alien who have since had children. All of those children are decreed citizens, future voters and made instantly eligible for lifetime welfare. That welfare in turn is sent in the form of remittances to their home countries. Those remittances then provide enough cash for future migrants to pay cartel smugglers to come to the United States. These cartel smugglers use their profits to export drugs, gangs and death to American communities.

@BasedMikeLee You are quoting a proposed amendment this is not what the Constitution says. Maybe you ought to go back and read it again.

The Fourteenth Amendment doesn’t say what the far left wishes it said Didn’t mean that then Still doesn’t mean that today

@MarindaVannoy1 lie, cheat and steal

Can someone please explain to me like I'm 5 exactly what it is that Congress does?

@suRYvor They should've gotten rid of coach! That will come back to bite them I bet.

“One last time, Donaldson” Colby found the joy again. Look at that smile. This was my favorite version of Colby, without question. A little older but a lot wiser. He learned to adapt. He never got to cast a vote but he left his mark on this season. A legend #Survivor #Survivor50

@Brunson4MVP He's gonna stay there to try to get Britt's meds.

I'm actually feeling badly for Sidwell, but I DO NOT think Lucas should stay at Wyndemere. Don't do it, Lucas! #GH

President Trump is a piece of shit. Take care now.

@port_misery 🤷‍♀️ 😆 true all dat.

@Carchick1069 If he raised this identical twin then why did he seem to not know who Nathan was at all to the point where he shot him in the chest and then had to be told that was his son?

So Faison went from having no idea about Nathan’s existence to raising his long lost twin named Cassius. It’s like we’re being punished for watching the show and paying attention 😂 #GH

@RepJohnRose @LeaderJohnThune 🖕

EVERY Senator who fled to the airport to get out of Washington before they fully funded our brave ICE and Border Patrol agents MUST get back on a plane and DO YOUR JOB to fully fund DHS. @LeaderJohnThune needs to get our Senators back to town ASAP. And while you’re back, pass the SAVE America Act and get it on the President’s desk.

@20th_Centurygal Cinderella

Give me a band or artist who's name is one word...one word only, no "The". Let's see how many we can come up with...😊🎶

@soapcentral Olivia needs to mind her own business and keep her opinions to herself.

The Jacinda debate is heating up… whose side are you on? #GH #GeneralHospital

@mrmikeMTL Carrie Underwood

If someone offered you a million dollars to listen to just one artist for 48 hours straight, who would you choose ??

@HeelyGangLeader he tried and also agreed to give him space. Like sonny said it's up to Gio to tell Dante he doesn't need so much space anymore.

#GH Dante is like 40 fucking years old it should be his responsibility to try and repair the relationship between him and his SON

@ChrisLMcKenna @GHFan10130 no way! I see the good in Jack. Can't miss it with those eyes.

@GHFan10130 “Even” Jack?!

I kind of feel like this is an issue with Cullum as a whole because he should be this menacing, big threat that nobody can handle and I don’t think it works because he looks like a regular old man that no one should be having an issues with handle even Jack feels more scary to me lol 🤷🏽‍♂️ #GH

Airlines took away Congress’s perks and suddenly they found money to fund TSA. Let’s take away their healthcare and watch what happens next.

@DannHann @joycelyn_jb @ABC congress can and should make it a law!

@joycelyn_jb @ABC Executive Orders cannot be "Laws". By virtue of thier name, and the design of our Founding Fathers. Executive Orders are ONLY effective when the Executive that signed them is IN office. Once they leave the Oval Office, they END!

BREAKING: President Trump announced on social media that he will sign an executive order instructing newly sworn-in DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin to pay TSA workers immediately, calling the ongoing DHS shutdown an "Emergency Situation." Read more: abcnews.link/D3W8Spn

EMPLOYEE NOTICE Relocated 😂😂 Due to the current financial situation caused by the present actions in Iran and impact on the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your TD, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) PS - Due to American actions, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. 🤣🤣🤣