Catnee ⏹️

Here's my thoughts on how you can possibly approach alignment problem alignmentforum.org/posts/JjqZexMg…

@___frye Thought experiment: 4 cold bottles of beer and 2 hot kebabs teleported carefully right besides my bed, would you press blue or red button out of shock of seeing this? (Button aren't functional, but you still can't forget the first Earth's "Discussion War" that took your family)

every time you pose a thought experiment, a parallel universe splits off and the situation actually happens do you continue with your little scenarios? is the horror too much to bear? or is it a greater horror to deny these people existence in the first place? you decide!

You're teleported into an UFO. There are those damn buttons. Aliens explained to you the rules, but you don't understand their language. When you hover your hand over blue, they make giggling sounds, when you hover over red they shut up and watch in silence. You push

@grandayy Blue for big mac Red for big tasty

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone gets a big mac. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button get a big mac. Which button would you press?

@teortaxesTex There are many flavours to red pressers, you need more "buttons" to find those who you actually need to oppress

Ultimately I want to live in a world where people will take small risks to save me (not in contrived dilemmas, in real life), and where those risks are small enough to consider the moral satisfaction reward enough. I have lived in it. This world requires oppressing red pressers.

@NathanpmYoung It will be money stakes obviously and a red landslide with like 15% blue crying

Okay we might actually get a test with some real stakes.

@AgiDoomerAnon I press murder button only when there are insufferable blues on the line

You're in the button game but there's a twist. If you press Red you live. If you press Blue you also live, but if fewer than 50% pick Blue then for every Blue player a random innocent bystander who was not playing the game is murdered. If over 50% select blue nobody dies.

@williawa Tho, it probably could work if your actual target would be to go through some book of problems

I’m trying to learn quantum physics from talking only to LLMs.

@uncledoomer Let it go

crazy how she never posted proof she can get into a midsize suv

@williawa Please no

@47fucb4r8c69323 Wdym "if this is true"? How else do you think reductionism works?

If this is true, and it very well might be, it's not necessarily a good thing. If it is, it means every single person you've ever hurt is really yourself. And if when we die and we return to that universal consciousness, we will remember every time we hurt someone, insulted them, disappointed them... And if it extends to animals, every animal in every factory farm and slaughterhouse--those experiences will be yours because they're you. And every horse in every battlefield, every genocide victim, every single moment of suffering in the universe, all for you. Anyway, go back to triggering other people on the internet for lulz.

@eternalism_4eva @Aella_Girl Yeah, now bastards will parade with this number for a few days like it means something

@Catnee_ @Aella_Girl it won 58 to 42

here we gooooo

@MostlyMonkey It's my favourite approximation of a year

Without cheating, do you know what this is?

@norvid_studies @christothecium He's a second patient zero who resurrected the Scissor

@christothecium wait really, he's patient zero of that??

everyone is forced to take a red or a blue pill. if the majority picks blue all the red pills die, otherwise all the blue pills die. which color do you pick? [5000 pages of comments]

@kleeposting My personal explanation for this kid: his two hemispheres are learning to work together and sometimes one makes the other cry

Is there an actually sophisticated psychoanalytic theory on why humans desire to be scared sometimes? Be it adults watching horror movies or this kid

@___frye We need 4 option conditional poll for original blue/red and this one

4chan has invented a highly offensive slur for a certain group of people. the problem is the slur is very funny to say if you say the slur, you’ll be cancelled and fired from your job. but if enough people say it, it becomes normalized and nobody cares do you say the slur?

@RokoMijic Does FDT's know that they live and play in a country of FDT's? If and mostly only if yes, then they vote blue no problem

@Catnee_ if you take away the signalling round it still means that FDT votes red

> "My moral intuition says blue, but the analysis required to make that more than wishful thinking depends on conditions that almost certainly don't hold in the actual world the puzzle is supposed to describe. Under realistic conditions, even a fully altruistic FDT agent presses red — not because they don't care, but because the signaling environment doesn't let caring translate into action." -- Claude Opus 4.7

@RokoMijic I imagined this game isolated to totalitarian Catneestan under the rule of glorious Bukele droid 2.0. We vote blue, save our kids and don't worry about dying with like 90%+ blue votes In original game I run around telling friends and family to vote red

@Catnee_ The FDT agents will bloc-vote red unless they have quite high certainty that they are the swing vote. If you play an iterated version of the game, with noise in the signalling channels and uncertainty about who the agents are, FDT plays red

@RokoMijic As soon as you have solid evidence that there are ~60% of real blue voters or even more, you don't have to worry about dying more than about "dying from a lightning because you fool decided to take a walk in a park and risk your life" But you can't have that for free

@Catnee_ But what about if there's uncertainty about the number and types of different agents?