frye
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frye
@___frye
just here to have fun in the replies
Katılım Ağustos 2022
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I've found the most amazing way to commit crimes
potato marie@anielizarmly
a strange man knocked on my door and normally i’d be aggressively suspicious but he was holding a baby and i just threw open the door without hesitation found my weakness
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Nothing compares to having a 1k-5k follower account. You get enough comments/likes that it doesn't feel like shouting into the void, but you gotta actively try for a banger.
The dopamine hits hardest in that range, a post popping off actually matter to you.
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@plasmarob they did the simpsons trick of taking the joke so far it becomes unfunny, then farther still until it becomes funny again
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Brain damage by the end
This is a legit infohazard for anyone who gets easily hyped
MSIZI 🇿🇦@msiziworld
This is the best gender reveal I've ever seen 😭😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥👌🏼
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Do not ask your mutuals what they thought you'd look like.
RandomSprint🧭@RandomSprint
Do I have any friends in Philadelphia? Philadelphians? Philadelphoids? Philistines?
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if this tweet has exactly one like in 24 hours i will give that person $1,000,000
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@onionweigher imagine you were a child raised on pepper gas and so you couldn’t breathe regular air as an adult
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do you ever think about how peppers seem to be empty yet they don't contain air, but rather a mix of gasses which have different proportions than normal air (as well as elevated levels of carbon dioxide) that fluctuate as the pepper grows? I think about that a lot
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This weekend we fed 50 people bbq
-17lbs smoked pork butt
-9.5lbs ribs
-64 rolls
-3 bags of chips
-coleslaw from 3 heads of cabbage
-4lbs grape
-4lbs strawberries
-1 Texas sheet cake
-1 raspberry cream cake
-36 popsicles
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@BecomingCritter this is one of my favorites i think
frye@___frye
rewatching avengers: age of ultron. despite the title, they never tell you how old ultron is
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@MegaBasedChad people were concerned about y2k
my parents got me a tootsie roll bank which i remember thinking was somehow connected to that but in retrospect idk what the tootsie roll bank was going to do
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Question for Uncs who were there when it happened
How did the turn of the millennium feel? What was it like?
Nostalgia@NostalgiaFolder
The very first sunrise of the 2000s, marking the start of a new millennium
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Fortnite is a Battle Royale game, right? So why is there dancing?
Shiina@ShiinaBR
The Stateside Fortnite emote is based on Alysa Liu's performance at the Winter Olympics Exhibition Gala
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One of my long-standing takes is that there needs to be a legal category between “normal adult” and conservatorship, where the government prevents you from doing things like borrowing money or making large purchases without family sign-off.
The New Yorker@NewYorker
For the most devoted fans, Disney has engineered an ecosystem of financial entanglement that goes far deeper than park tickets or merchandise, which keeps the magic—and the debt—perpetually compounding. In 2023, Ashley, a freshman at Quinnipiac University, in Connecticut, had $15,000 in her bank account. Excited by her newfound freedom as a college student, she decided to start going on solo trips. Walt Disney World, in Orlando, Florida, seemed like an obvious choice. She went during her winter break. Then she returned, six times, in two years. Soon enough, her account balance had dwindled to just five dollars. Perhaps unsurprisingly, many adults who have accumulated Disney debt seem to be chasing a feeling from their childhoods. One woman, who has been to Disney World more than a hundred times, said that visiting the parks takes her back to a time when she had fewer worries: “It’s the nostalgic feeling of what brought you joy when you were little and you didn’t have the stressors of adult life.” Read more about the Disney adults putting themselves in debt for the pursuit of magic: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/_JqtFg
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@CuirCannage i honestly would have imagined that being way more than 15 thousand dollars
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all that work and the plug hole is in the center 🤦♀️
Architect NLA@one_miloo
A $15,000 Arabescato marble bathtub from block to final piece.
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@MostlyMonkey best sauce is a can of cento tomatoes simmered with onion, garlic, and spices. you genuinely can’t go back
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Rao's is aspirational trash, carbone is the only jarred sauce above prego
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when your daughter finds your old bonesmashing hammer and asks if you ever mogged someone during the war
shaggy@shaggysurvives
did you ever kill anybody father by frank holl
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