Cecilia Walker

@AnnemarieDray Well done you. You remembered the most important stuff!x

Yesterday at work I stunned a new anesthesiologist as I knew every blood test result, scan report & treatment plan for every patient in my care off the top of my head. Today I stood in front of the washing machine for 5 minutes because I couldn’t remember how to switch it on.

@wtffolly_ Goodbye and good luck!

I have a date with this guy tomorrow and he just asked me what my budget was so he could pick a nice restaurant for us.…. Budget???

@mrmikeMTL Of course. I just had the flu/lurgy. Easy x

Could you stay in the house for 15 days without stepping a foot outside for $50k?

@Headteacherchat Unprofessional and unecessary

Anonymous Post: Hello, Our trust leader has recently asked us to disclose the names of colleagues we meet socially outside of work. Is this a common practice in other workplaces? Does anyone know why such information might be requested? Thank you in advance for any insights or advice!

@Headteacherchat Face to face explain you keep schoolhours for school and work hours for work. It is too overwhelming. I hope you understand my stance here

Anon post My chair of governors is also a parent at my school. She frequently contacts me on my personal number at weekends, sometimes very late after 9.30pm or before 6.00am, specifically to discuss her child. Has this happened to anyone else? What did you do?

@Headteacherchat Being present x

Anon question: As Chair of Governors, what’s the most effective way to support my Headteacher?

@herdyshepherd1 I find watching these animals very relaxing!more of the same please!

@jonsopel Why would any one CHOOSE to sleep with so many people? Silly me!Publicity!Not a reputation anyone would surely want????

This could give sales of Strangeland a boost….. 😬

@benonwine Freedom of speech. Why not?

What comes to MIND when you see this?

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@BeeNetwork Can I travel from Sale to Media City tonight via Cornbrook still?

Good morning, Emma here to assist with your travel tweets today 👋 You can also find the latest travel updates by visiting beenetwork.com/travel-updates Have a great day!

@FishwickDavid Looks bloody lovely. Enjoy every chip!x

Friday night chippy tea, Steak pudding chips, peas and gravy & it is way better than any of that posh michelin star rubbish. #LivingtheDream

@CramerSez Take the vaccine. It's a credit your children are doing the right thing. There's obviously more family dynamics going on than just one vaccine request. Good luck x

- I just learned my wife and I are never going to be allowed to see our new born granddaughter without taking a Whooping Cough vaccine booster. WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THESE PEOPLE DONE TO OUR KIDS. Yes. My wife is destroyed. -

@MilaLovesJoe The massive phone books!x

Whats missing??

@NewbieSlt Chantelle is trialling Barista Basics and Cocktail Certificates for 9Z. Staff can sample tasters at break every day!Cheers Chantelle. Your time at Eton was not wasted!x

Hi all, Due to staffing issues we have had to change some of the Options for September. Anyone who chose Food Tech will now do Spanish, anyone who chose Art will now be doing PE, and those who chose Engineering will now be doing Child Care. You can’t please everyone. Thanks x

@paulamatanovich Is it any of your business? Move along now dear

You be the judge. Princess Catherine, 7 months pregnant with Prince Louis leaving the 2018 Commonwealth service, couldn't bend down to receive the flowers without opening her legs vs. #meghanmarkle with a belly twice the size bending down all the way. Where did that humongous bump go? #fakepregnancy

@liz_churchill10 And where's your evidence? Yawn. Keyboard warriors stirring up utter nonsense again!

It’s all fake.

I had cancer here. 3 tumors + 9 lymph nodes encased in tumor. No risk factors. Or symptoms. I was dx’d with stage 3B invasive ductal carcinoma when Eli was 5 months old. Clean physical a month earlier. Leave Joe Biden alone and count your blessings if you don’t know cancer.

@GSGB01 Yawn

🚨BREAKING: there are rumours the Sun newspaper has chats and voice notes between Keir Starmer's arsonist and escort client. If true, this will finish Starmer.

@LibertyCappy Big Boy Boom!