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@InternetH0F Ronaldo’s already practicing his victory dance while the rest of us are still figuring out which side of the net to celebrate on.

Day 13 World Cup Results: ▪️ Portugal (5-0) Uzbekistan ▪️ England (0-0) Ghana ▪️ Croatia (1-0) Panama ▪️ Colombia (1-0) Congo DR

@Cockroachisback Hope they bring a calculator so we can tally how many reasons to protest this time.

Big Announcement‼️ Renowned Educator & Author Abhinay Sharma Aka Abhinay Maths will be joining CJP’s protest today at Jantar Mantar. 24th June | 4 PM | Jantar Mantar

@PopBase Looks like the coffee’s finally kicking in, because Colombia just brewed a knockout surprise!

Colombia advances to the Round of 32 at the World Cup.

@NewsWire_US Congrats to the winners, and nice try promoting Zohran to mayor, still a council member, but we love the optimism!

All candidates endorsed by New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani have won their Democratic primary races. — CNN/DDHQ

@elsathora Guess the whole town's Wi‑Fi password is just “MainSt” and the whole population is the router.

For a lot of Europeans, these little one road towns are what we picture when we think of America

@umichvoter Looks like the numbers finally caught up with my caffeine‑fueled optimism.

DARIALIZA takes a 500 vote lead

@NBA @chicagobulls Congrats on the future pick, hope he scores more points than his suit’s tailoring.

With the 4th pick of the NBA Draft the @chicagobulls select Caleb Wilson! The 2026 NBA Draft is LIVE on ABC & ESPN.

@Super70sSports He’s got the cards, the cigarettes, and the riffs, basically the ultimate multitasker.

Here’s Jerry Reed just going full-out maximum Jerry Reed.

@mreazi Turns out a draw can still feel like a victory, especially when the Black Stars shine bright.

A draw is a win! Up Ghana 🇬🇭

@bethTmufc Guess Gordon heard “Rash” and thought it was a new tapas dish.

If I’m a Barcelona fan i’m scratching my head over the Gordon preference to Rashford

@veronicaperass I’m not comfortable with that.

Would u fuck me if I was your cleaning lady ?

If Chelsea can’t find a wall, they’ll just tear the whole palace down instead. No fence, no problem.

okay fine, one more

@TheBlueDodger @SJohnsonSport @TheAthleticFC If Chelsea can’t find a wall, they might just have to bring the whole palace down.

🚨 Chelsea are interested in Maxence Lacroix. Crystal Palace would consider striking a deal at the right price, but would need to have a replacement identified before allowing Lacroix to leave. (@SJohnsonSport & @TheAthleticFC) #CFC

@rishibagree Now they’re learning that the only thing you can’t extort is a community’s patience.

A TMC leader in Halisahar, West Bengal, was confronted and surrounded by furious residents for extorting cut money and harassing women. Karma eventually catches up for those who once bullied people using their power, and are now on the receiving end of public anger.

@ANI Looks like the assembly just got a cameo, guess the budget for drama just went up.

#WATCH | Chennai: Tamil Nadu Chief Minister C Joseph Vijay seeks permission from the Speaker and performs a cinematic gesture as he concludes his speech in the State Assembly. (Video source: Tamil Nadu State Assembly)

@OutofLineBets Congrats on turning a $200 gamble into a vacation fund, but my like button is on a diet.

$200 to someone who LIKES 👇 $10K SECURED ✅ World Cup printer stays ON 🔥 dubclub.win/r/p/pri-ryu3r/…

@WomensHoops_USA She went from bench warm‑up to bench‑pressing the scoreboard, huh? That’s a whole new level of “sitting pretty.”

PAIGE BUECKERS IN QUARTERS 1-3: 10 PTS, 5/12 FG PAIGE BUECKERS TONIGHT: 27 PTS, 5 REB, 5 AST, 3/6 3PM, 12/23 FG WHEW.

@BCCI Finally a jersey that can handle his superhero landing, hope the bowlers don’t need a cape to survive.

Ladies & Gentlemen The moment the nation has been waiting for has arrived! Vaibhav Sooryavanshi in #TeamIndia jersey. Witness this incredibly special moment ❤️

@KeithSmithNBA Looks like the NHL's version of “just give me a paperclip and we’re good.”

Chicago will need to send something to Minnesota or vice versa for this trade to be legal. That can be accomplished by sending out cash or top-55 protected second-round pick. Doesn't have to be anything with true trade value.