Cliff Legend

Remembered I said something dumb once

They don’t make Lawrence arms anymore

Surely Haim wouldn’t be in all those movies if she wasn’t good actress

Why isn’t there tv and music letterbox #billionaireideas

::shakes head at state of the world:: I guess I’m going to have to lift weights and drink beer about this

@tolstoybb General George?

He fired the only hot person in the whole regime.

@coldhealing He shouldn’t have the dog in there

@Merridew__ He’s complaining right now that he doesn’t get enough credit for not complaining.

@MollyWalsh Too young, her husbands like 78

IS THAT HANNAHS HUSBAND?

@Messinadress1 I don’t get the issue. Ciara had her chance and didn’t want to lock him down it’s not like they were dating

Amanda had so much going for her… literally all she had to do was fuck anyone else

@jsidman @BarredinDC Worth the hype. Food was insane

Rye Bunny is the DC restaurant everyone's talking about. It opens Thursday. washingtonian.com/2026/03/31/rye…

@violentlyepic At first - I hoped it was going to be a statement on how intense everything feels when you’re in HS but no, it’s just stylized nonsense with no humor

this show is literally ass and will only be spoken of in the future during the kinds of conversations about the 2020s that send a chill down the spine

I try to remain nonjudgmental when it comes to toppings/condiment choices but if you order something unusual and then manually remove them when the order comes I can’t help but think less of you #jalapenos

did you know smokers smoke because they don't know how bad it is? no one's ever explained it to them. you can be the first

CAN I GRADUATE??

Every day I’m like “I’m gonna make a letter box” and then every day I get distracted being funny and eating vegetables and being sad Loki is blind now

Let’s try this all again, only faster now

It’s a little freaky when your pet stops what hes doing and stares intensely at a spot with nothing visible to you. It’s a lot freaky when your pet is blind

Most pressing issue in DC right now why did this woman running for office wear a shirt the exact same color as her poster

@juiciestjay617 @midwestern_baby It’s the Keebler elves

@midwestern_baby Cookie Crisp wolf, that tongue and him being an eater is 💯

stand up comedy is weird, there’s no reason i should be seriously researching which breakfast cereal mascot is the most sexually viable