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@nocontextmemes Dewey is hitting Brick with a brick

@FoxNews Thought Iran was completely destroyed and didn’t have any more missiles

DIRECT HIT: Israeli emergency officials reported over a dozen casualties after Iranian missiles hit Israel. Eleven people were in mild condition with blast and shrapnel injuries, and one person was in moderate condition.

NYT finally got a community note for its whitewashing language.

@DelgadoPizano @WW_Direct Your joking right?

@CodexCT @WW_Direct At those days, we didn't have tv shows with the movie level production and post production

The HARRY POTTER TV series won't have one season a year "For some of the bigger shows like Harry Potter, huge world-building shows, it would be nice to have those on an annual basis. But from a production point of view, it’s just not possible." - Casey Bloys

@ChipotleTweets Nice try FED

what’s ur fav chipotle hack?👀

@EthanLevins2 I feel a lawsuit coming

The first Anti-Semitic internet arrests are Being made.

@SportsCenter Refs need to be investigated…

NO CADE, NO PROBLEM. THE LAKERS’ WIN STREAK COMES TO AN END 😲 Daniss Jenkins with a career-high 30 points in Detroit 🔥

get the interior designers back on cocaine please

Forgot that we can only go to war on the weekend so that way the stock market isn’t effected

@BRICSinfo Now it makes sense 😂

JUST IN: 🇷🇺🇺🇸 Russia warns US against striking Russian-built nuclear power plant in Iran.

You have got to be FU...

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Billionaire Larry Silverstein just insured the Citi Bank building in Los Angeles against terrorist attacks.

“AND YOUR LOS ANGELES LAKERS ARE YOUR 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS OVER THE CELTICS… LEBRON JAMES RETIRES WITH RING NO. 5, LUKA DONCIC WINS MVP, AND THE NEW DYNASTY HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED”

Get ready for the first look at Chaos Cubed! New sulfur caves are calling… but don’t get too comfortable. Step too close and your world might start to warp. Plus, meet the sulfur cube, a mob that evolves based on what it absorbs. Wood, ice, and beyond… the possibilities are endless! #MinecraftLIVE

@TheDunkCentral @TMZ 150 point game incoming

Luka Dončić’s ex is filing for child support in California—despite living in Slovenia—which Luka claims is an attempt to secure a bigger payout, per @tmz Luka is asking the court to dismiss the case, arguing neither he nor the children live in California and that the matter should be handled in Slovenia, where he already filed. (Via tmz.com/2026/03/20/luk…)

starts with P and we all love it

@_GlobeObserver I know he isn’t talking about war crimes

🚨 BREAKING: Israeli Defense Minister says Iran’s cluster missile attacks on Israel are a “war crime.”

Looking at every single stock purchase I’ve made in the last 6 months