CompulsiveFriar

@imadriienne @JLRINVESTIGATES Where were you the night of January 31st?

@JLRINVESTIGATES Naaaaaa, I wouldn’t 100% rule anyone out until the perp is caught, & I mean ANYONE👀

2 people I can say with 100% certainty DID NOT kidnap Nancy Guthrie are Carlos Palazuelos & Luke Daley. Sucks what happened to them. Daley plans to sue Nanos.

@MyFWC I didn’t know we are allowed to do that, looks fun!

The FWC is aware of a video depicting individuals in the Everglades on an airboat who appear to be discharging firearms at an alligator. FWC officers are looking into the incident and will provide additional information when available. To report wildlife violations, call the Wildlife Alert Hotline at 888-404-3922.

@colineddington @AutismCapital Wow he won’t be able to speak anymore?

@AutismCapital Felony convictions generally void your first amendment rights. Brilliant move jackass.

🚨BREAKING: Adin Ross confirms on his stream that Clavicular was just ARRESTED and Clavicular's 24/7 livestream just ENDED. People speculate he was likely arrested by the FWC after unloading a magazine on a purportedly dead alligator earlier.

@CodifyBaseball His “endorsements”:

Shohei Ohtani's salary this year: $2M Shohei Ohtani's endorsements this year: $125M

@Padres_Burner69 @SFGiants

@SFGiants Before you guys send hate towards Vitello remember you aren’t just attacking a coach but a father, a husband and a Christian. One bad game shouldn’t takeaway what he’s brought to this Giants program and we should be looking forward to seeing him continue to lead the team!

FINAL: Yankees 7, #SFGiants 0.

The Padres have known Yu Darvish was not going to accept his 2026 salary for several months. So that was part of their budgeting for this offseason. His going on the restricted list does not free up $15 million.

@dennistlin @TheAthletic @Ken_Rosenthal Sheesh hope the new owner saves a little bit of cash for payroll lol

News: Detroit Pistons owner Tom Gores is leading one of the final four groups bidding for the Padres, who could end up selling for more than $3.5 billion, sources tell @TheAthletic. Story with @Ken_Rosenthal: nytimes.com/athletic/71474…

@nypost To be fair I also want to burn the moldy potatoes when I find them

Tentacled mystery object found aboard ISS spawns terror: 'Kill it with fire' trib.al/oo5GGPK

@sdutKevinAcee LFG!!

Padres agree to extension with radio voice Jesse Agler sandiegouniontribune.com/2026/03/25/pad…

@dodgers_burner Hypocrisy at its best

@CompulsiveFriar Tale as old as time.⬇️

Padres fan loses argument, resorts to personal insults. Tale as old as time.

@dodgers_burner Ironically I bet your smile looks just like theirs

@CompulsiveFriar I love it! Keep it up!

@ClownWorld Smart to use Semi sweet, wouldn’t want my fried cake to be too sweet

Grilled cake anyone? 🤦‍♂️😭

@Kwatan1017 @Padres_Burner69 Whatever you say 😉

@CompulsiveFriar @Padres_Burner69 I don’t have to respond with a smile emoji to deflect the truth.

At least Jose Iglesias had the class to not bring the “OMG” gimmick to San Diego.

@dodgers_burner You might assume that since you don’t have much brain space but that search only took me 1 minute.

@CompulsiveFriar I’m glad I occupy so much of your brain space.

@dodgers_burner Chris? Lol. Yeah a simple profile search means I’m obsessed okay guy

@CompulsiveFriar Why are you so obsessed with me, Chris?

@Kwatan1017 @Padres_Burner69 Hahahahaha 🤣 okay partner.

@CompulsiveFriar @Padres_Burner69 You got mad I said it was sad that padre butter guy getting upset about our closer’s walkout song. I wasnt being rude but you couldn’t handle it and had to respond. I’m not the mad padre fan. You took the bait which wasn’t really for you but it upset you.

@Kwatan1017 @Padres_Burner69 Sure pal

@CompulsiveFriar @Padres_Burner69 It’s throughout your page and the only reason we are communicating.

@Kwatan1017 @Padres_Burner69 Haha show me what I said that makes you think I’m mad 🤣

@CompulsiveFriar @Padres_Burner69 I’m not the mad padre fan

@yakyucosmo @LADodgersMuse @ShotimeLAD @Bnicklaus7 @brownsonjacob2 @BrandonTeweets Sasofti on the mound like:

Roki Sasaki looks like a shell of the pitcher he once was. Sasaki's historic amateur prospect pedigree earned him the nickname “Kaibutsu,” or “Monster,” of Japan’s current imperial era, Reiwa, a title previously bestowed upon all-time greats Suguru Egawa (Showa) and Daisuke Matsuzaka (Heisei). In 2022, the Iwate native sent shockwaves across the baseball world when he threw a 19-strikeout perfect game as a 20-year-old and followed it up with 8 more perfect frames in the very next start. Durability was always Sasaki’s undoing, but that was the only question. When he was on the mound, his dominance was undeniable, drawing comparisons to a young Jacob deGrom. But the former first-round pick saw a steep decline in his dominance after an oblique injury in July 2023. Prior to that, Sasaki was on pace for the best pitching season in NPB history on a per-inning basis. 2023 Stats as of July 24: 13 GS 85.0 IP 1.48 ERA 40.4 K% 4.7 BB% 64.1 GB% 39.1 Whiff% 37.7 CSW% The flamethrower returned from injury in just 7 weeks and looked rusty in a couple of starts, but that could easily be attributed to being rushed back or not yet fully healthy. The more concerning signs emerged early in 2024, when his fastball velocity dropped noticeably, sitting 95-98 mph in starts instead of the 98–101 range seen in previous years. He still produced great results in NPB as his signature splitter remained highly effective, and he started to incorporate the slider more. However, both the shape and command of his fastball had clearly regressed, especially when compared to the gaudy metrics he posted in the 2023 World Baseball Classic. March 2022 - July 2023 (Fastballs Only) Pitches: 1,654 Avg Velo: 98.6 Max Velo: 103 Whiff%: 21.0 Z-Con%: 82.8 Strike%: 73.1 pERA-: 67 September 2023 - October 2024 (Fastballs Only) Pitches: 851 Avg Velo: 96.9 (-1.7) Max Velo: 101 (-2) Whiff%: 12.6 (-8.4) Z-Con%: 91.7 (+8.9) Strike%: 70.7 (-2.4) pERA-: 95 (+28) Then, Sasaki triggered what is believed to be an early posting clause in his contract to pursue a move to Major League Baseball, ultimately signing a minor league deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers. If not for international bonus pool restrictions on players under 25, the right-hander was widely viewed as a talent worth hundreds of millions. His debut campaign stateside was anything but smooth, as Sasaki struggled out of the gates before missing three months with a right shoulder impingement, an issue that also potentially bothered him during his final NPB season. He returned in September and made an impact for LA out of the bullpen in the early stages of the postseason, but looked shaky during the World Series. Still, he was able to reach triple digits on his fastball again, offering some hope that 2026 could be a rebound year. He skipped the WBC to focus on building back up as a starter, but endured a disastrous spring training, walking 29% of batters to the tune of a 15.58 ERA. As of right now, it’s difficult to view Sasaki as starter material. His fastball has lost its power, his mechanics are off, he lacks a true third pitch, and he doesn’t show the confidence to attack the zone, preventing his world-class splitter from really shining. What the Dodgers — but more importantly, Roki Sasaki himself — do from here will define his career. Will the most talented Japanese arm ever be remembered as the injury-prone phenom who set his sights on MLB too early and crumbled in the process, or will he emerge as a force in a dynasty alongside fellow countrymen Shohei Ohtani and Yoshinobu Yamamoto?

@JJTooSweet23 @GarlicFryRy @SFGiants

@GarlicFryRy @SFGiants good for hit and running tho 🤷‍♂️

Arráez is going to hit into A LOT of double plays this year huh? 😅 @SFGiants