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Hey @expensify Can we go back to the old version? This new update is absolute garbage.

MIKE TIRICO’S ALL-TIME GREAT OLYMPICS SIGN-OFF: “All the young people out there, those dreams are formed now. Go chase them, our country loves sports, it brings us together unlike anything else. And if you didn’t know that: you saw it in Team USA Hockey”

Ohhhhh, baby. We're so back! #GuardsSpring

BADASS MANDO! CUTE ASS GROGU! THE HUTTS! GLUP SHITTO ASS ALIENS! AWESOME ENVIRONMENTS! ZEB! BABY GREEDO HEAD ASS! WE ARE SO BACK

Unapologetically and completely one of us. #GuardsBall

BUILD THE STATUE @CleGuardians

@ryanoflan No worries man! Was pumped to see your show. Our tix automatically switched to a different comedian on the Eventbrite app. Get your ass to Cleveland instead!

@DTMmachine No refunds? That can’t be right. They double booked me so that show is canceled for now. I’ll check about refunds sorry man!

Here are my 2026 tour dates so far - DM me if you have a venue and would like to add to this! Some of these tickets are already live - link in bio

How it feels watching stress-free football because your favorite team is straight trash

Rashee Rice on my fantasy bench

🚨🚨ANNOUNCER OF THE YEAR🚨🚨 Charlotte Hornets announcer Eric Collins called the #Dolphins vs. #Panthers game today and it was absolutely ELECTRIC. 🔥🔥🔥 Collins called every play like it was the Super Bowl and we need to hear him every week now.

Kyler Murray's career in one play

SCHNEEEEEEE @PatrickThePi #DanTheMan

End of Season Recap video from the TV broadcast. CINEMA. 🙌👏 #GuardsBall

@JeffPassan @jonmorosi Cleveland fans saying goodbye to Shane Bieber 🥲

Tom Hamilton has been behind the mic for @CleGuardians for 35 years. Now the @baseballhall has called Tom. He’s set to receive the prestigious Ford C. Frick Award.🎙️⚾️ Tom reflected on his career with me on @fox8news & told me why baseball will always come second… #Guardsball

Rory McIlroy lifting up and hugging his daughter Poppy. This is what it’s all about. #TheMasters

The NFL: "Ok now schedule a ton of bye weeks for teams with great players in the last week of the fantasy football regular season..."

The crowd reaction to Lane Thomas' home run is everything 🤩