BRAIN
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David Beckham'dan unutulmaz Lionel Messi itirafı! 🚨
▪️ "Japonya'da saat sabahın 5'iydi, uyuyorduk ve telefonum durmaksızın çalıyordu. Victoria uyumamızı söyleyerek telefonu kapatmamı istedi."
▪️ "Gözlüklerimi taktım ve gelen mesajı okudum: 'Leo Messi, Inter Miami'ye gelmeye karar verdi.' Bunu söylerken bile hala tüylerim diken diken oluyor. Yatakta doğruldum ve ağlamaya başladım. Victoria ne olduğunu, birinin mi öldüğünü sordu."
▪️ "Jorge Más ile konuştuğumda ona hemen havalimanına gitmesini, uçaktan indiğinde orada olmaları gerektiğini söyledim. Çünkü gelen kişi kardeşi de olabilirdi, belki de yanlışlıkla kardeşini transfer etmiştik, haha. Ama hayır, gelen Leo'ydu, Messi'ydi, futbol tarihinin en büyüğüydü."
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I always wondered what the rain had to say
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I have been saying that you people should do your prost!tution with your full chest, nobody will beat you.
Stop using business that others are doing diligently without any hidden agenda to cover up your waywardness.
"Even if I go naked his preeq will not stand" idiot!!!!!!!!!!
You are going to the hotel to do a pedicure without a bra to a man who has seen life already.
I know what you are, and I'm happy you know what you are.
HeartMattaz
AYO💡💡@sepril23NG
So this is how pedicure is done in lagos now ?? Y’all go to hotels for pedicure 😎😎😎
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Sylvester Stallone's Patek Philippe Grandmaster Chime 6300, which he sold at auction for $5,400,000 in 2024
Patek were not happy to say the least...
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You people should not forget the fact that a state governor has no authority to issue orders to police officers or soldiers.
For instance, troops can block a governor’s convoy, and the governor has no power to command them to move aside.
In fact, a governor doesn’t even control his own security detail, they can simply walk away from him, and there’s nothing he can do about it.
Ultimately, all real power rests with the president.
Instablog9ja@instablog9ja
Oyo Schoolchildren K+dnap: I can not do anything about insecurity until I am elected the president in 2027 – Gov. Makinde Oyo State Governor, Seyi Makinde, has lamented his inability to fully tackle the growing wave of k+dnappings and abd¥ctions in the state, saying governors lack constitutional control over security agencies despite being referred to as Chief Security Officers. Speaking in Ibadan on Saturday while accepting the presidential nomination of the African People’s Movement (APM), Makinde said the continued captivity of abducted schoolchildren and residents in Oyo remains p@inful. “Today, innocent schoolchildren and citizens abd¥cted by criminals remain in captivity in Oyo State,” he said. “As Governor of Oyo State, I carry the burden of being called the Chief Security Officer of the state, yet lacking constitutional control over the security agencies required to fully address these thr£at.” Makinde argued that governors should not be blamed for insecurity when they do not control the agencies responsible for tackling it. “No governor should bear responsibility without having the authority necessary to act,” he stated. The governor promised to reform Nigeria’s security structure if elected president, insisting that states must have greater powers to respond to security thr£ats. “As President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, by the grace of God, I will work to reform our national security architecture so that states are no longer left helpless in moments of crisis,” he said. He added that decentralisation would be a major part of his security agenda. “The decentralisation necessary for more effective security management will be prioritised. The safety and security of Nigerians will never be treated as a political slogan,” Makinde declared. According to him, Nigerians are demanding leadership that delivers real results. “We cannot continue recycling the same approaches while expecting different outcomes. A new direction must emerge, one founded on competence, courage, accountability and compassion,” Makinde added.
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@big_zehrry @rhild02 500 million dollars = ₦675 billion to ₦685 billion naira bro slow 🐌 😑
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One plot of land in Eko Atlantic $500 million dollars
If you buy 20 plots, how many remain ?
YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonline
“You cannot finish $1 billion in a lifetime no matter what you buy” — Seun Kuti
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@Cleverlydey4u their 2 self na same Smh
make them face their problem them self
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FROM FRANK EDOHO'S WIFE:
“I refuse to be tagged an unfaithful wife, a prostitute or an ashewo. I was faithful to the core.
I was constantly physically abũsed and traum@tized. Frank, you didn't know I had your password for over 3 months. You refused to jog with me yet you jog with a lady every morning at 6am in our estate. I had access to bank statements of your movement from lounges/bars to hotels to paying hook up girls”
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@OjiUgo_nwa 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.
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In January, a man who travelled for Christmas with his wife and 4 kids plus 4 other relatives, had an accident somewhere in Kogi state, on their way back to their location in Abuja.
All 10 of them died in that accident, not one person survived and they were all buried in one day too.
My point is that life is unscripted, married or not, kids or not, nobody knows tomorrow.
Prince Daniel Chukwuemeka@Prince_dc21_
He died without a wife, a child, or something that will keep bearing his name after he passed Bro to bro don't wait till you become very rich before you get married and start bearing children, if you don balance small abeg marry... Life is too short to enjoy it and get married later. Even if you can't marry please have a child that will continue your legacy Now people who don't know what he suffered to make money will enjoy it. What a sad reality.
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@MindOfHeadking what of those wy dey steady carry hooks abeg shay them dey involve for this lecture
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After sex, she hits with what are we?
A lot of you fumble & start over explaining.
Say this instead;
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Good morning to you sir IGP @TunjiDisu1
It was reported that you have ordered Dpo Satellite town in Lagos to bring the policemen involved in the recent viral video to Abuja on Wednesday 8th April, 2026 for disciplinary action.
We want to humbly request you televise the disciplinary action live on social media. over the years we only hear “audio disciplinary action” no proper disciplinary action in the real time when clip like this goes viral, because before you know it the same officers are back on the road doing their unlawful and criminal jobs.
So pls televise your own disciplinary action on these particular police officers that was caught in that viral clip, let Nigerians know your own is not “audio”
I don’t think this is too much to ask, Have a nice Easter celebration as we Nigerians expect your action regarding this request.
RT plss.
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$4M Offer to Quit Facebook, Would You Take It? 💰📱🤔
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