Ms Weimar

We’re doing the Lucian Freud lizard walk tonight

@troutfishfarms Trout fish I think you could live in a beautiful studio attic on lush Staten Island

Landlord just told us we have until the 30th of June, feels like my life is over, I enjoyed living here so much, probably will have to get a place by myself

@LocalDingus Will you please be in my play abt the Japanese plane hijacking

Flight Attendant: if you want the exit row, you have to say yes Me: (spitting blood) fuck you.

Not an economist but I did graduate first in my class from UT-Austin with a BA in econ and a strong suspicion that I had spent the last three years studying an ideological pseudoscience that had zero predictive power and was based on assumptions so untenable it was almost funny

Serbs are always 6’3 and then like how did you know I was Serbian

Wrote about my dad, the Iran war, and the collapse of the American imperial order

@fugitifcat I don’t think I could love someone who uses a nonstick pan

You will never be alone if you are always with your breath

@Bulkington___ Aren’t you 29. Get a grip kid

@DeepTimePrince I am quite fond of her 1998 C span interview. I am very old I guess.

Liberal girls in park slope are reading Paglia and going oh I get it now.. how could I have been so dismissive of those anorexics in Chinatown 2023..

@Bulkington___ It’s just each generation rediscovering her for themselves. I’m very young

@DeepTimePrince Feel like she has a month of popularity every year going on for decades now

I Cruise the Megahertz

Putting Form to the test. Natural Law Theory. Linear Algebra in Chinese. Canvas Book Bags from French Pharmaceutical Firms

@carsonstrash Oh thank god

major twink comeback in 2026. twink4twink relationships. twink nights at bars. instead of twink death we must focus on twink life!

The ankle-monitor-wearing uptown blush placement nationalist moved to Philly for an MFA

Oh hello you

Castrating myself so I never yearn for love ever again

@fuglibetty Oh

Sometimes one is not ‘asexual’, so much as they have sublimated their sexual desires into sadistic psychosexual mind games with wider friend groups,

@painmoder I like to have a bottle and white wine and close all the curtains and reenact the Warhol shooting as Valerie Solanas

simple and fun way to de-stress: pound 4 beers, turn all the lights off, prance around your bedroom while playing bela lugosis dead by bauhaus at full volume