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@bluewmist I can't say the same at all.

growing up is funny because it makes you realize in retrospect just how unnecessarily cruel adults were to you in childhood. like damn, i'm an adult now and i could never be such a horrible person to a little kid

@_soniashenoy Imaginary numbers for most Indians.

In my opinion, If you spend 1-2 lakh/month today in a metro city for a family of 4 including education and rent/ emi, You would need roughly 8-10 crore by age 60 as a retirement corpus to live comfortably. But Sandeep Jethwani of Dezerv tells me that inflation, lifestyle creep and unexpected health costs can inflate your retirement expenses much more than you think and 8-10cr is not enough. he says a family of 4 spending 1-2 lakhs per month today need a 40cr retirement corpus in 20 years to maintain a certain lifestyle. That got me thinking about how the numbers keep getting more and more unattainable and the frustration among the youth is palpable due to lack of jobs and opportunities to grow income. Whats the solution then ? reduce your expenses, cut lifestyle creep, stop comparison and decide what your definition of enough is. Thoughts ?

@johnennis @amazon @amazonIN @amazon has really lost it. Really terrible behaviour last few weeks. Products undelivered, refunds not processed, endless investigations on damaged products.

Oh my God, NEVER buy an Apple product from @amazon I bought a Mac Book Pro that arrived today, and the computer inside had been swapped out along the way - it's a different model, different serial numbers, is used, and so on Yet I have been on the phone with Amazon for 2 hours getting a constant run around as various people claim they can't help me because the computer (that I don't have!) has an active Apple ID so they can't accept the refund I have filed a police report already for the fraud, but it seems impossible to get any help

@JasonKPargin Actually that pull up was impressive.

Not necessarily demonstrated in this clip but I'm thinking that, despite being tiny and frail-looking, Michael Jackson could probably have kicked your ass

@shubhvanii That's a good move frankly. Women learn from the home.

A guy canceled his wedding just because he visited the girl's parents And saw her father washing plates, and the mother was even shouting at him to hurry up and finish.

@eurofounder My new favourite account lol. The eu said so.

My wife’s father is in the hospital in Munich in a critical condition She was supposed to fly there today, but Lufthansa cancelled her flight I found her crying at the kitchen table “Papa might not make it, I need to be there today” I shook my head in disbelief “Do you hear yourself? Oil prices are sky high. Lufthansa is making the right choice” She asked if I could drive her “Diesel is €2.40 per liter. We must reduce non-essential travel” “It’s my dad, it IS essential travel” she was sobbing “The EU defines essential travel. Not you” I calmly explained She took the train for €349 and left without saying goodbye I felt proud watching her go by rail, a sustainable form of transportation This is how a serious continent handles an energy crisis

@Variety Who cares about this shit liar.

“Leaving Neverland” director Dan Reed says Michael Jackson is portrayed as an “asexual plastic action doll” in the new biopic: "The first part of Michael as a child, I could kind of buy that. But as soon as we go to the adult Jackson, played by his nephew Jaafar, that burst my bubble. I thought, he’s a great dancer, but his performance is very wooden, and one of the reasons for that is he didn’t have much of a script to work with. He becomes this waxwork who performs these jukebox songs, but there’s zero insight into what makes Jackson tick. He’s this asexual plastic action doll of a figure in the film. And of course, the issue of his relationship with children is completely distorted by the fact that they portray him as an eccentric, overgrown child, which we know is not the full story." variety.com/2026/film/feat…

@cabinsmountain You sell your kids to the financial leeches.

They convinced an entire generation that living with family is failure. Family compounds used to be normal. Until the psyop began. We were told: • Move out at 18 • Be independent • Get your own place • Do everything alone Result: • 10 rents • 10 mortgages • 10 car payments • 10x more debt Strong families used to stay together—build together, support each other, and live interdependently. The opposite of the "be independent" narrative. Let's normalize family compounds again.

@wordi25 @gamchaholic It's great, can't understand the previous reaction.

@gamchaholic Yes egg cheese dosa tastes so good

Eggs are the one true superfood. Very nutritious. You can cook & consume in multiple ways fried, boiled, poached, as omelettes, in fried rice, with Dosa, with Paratha, in desserts. Most of the time easy and quick to cook so it makes for a lazy but healthy meal. Truly versatile.

@IterIntellectus You really have to treat them like children.

women don’t really want divorces they say “i want a divorce” but what they mean is “im bored” or “i’d like to go out for dinner” or “i want a haircut” or something like that if your wife says “i want a divorce”, ignore her. do something fun, something new and interesting. she’ll forget she said it and it’ll be fine

@TheRISEofROD Obviously, didn't understand all this when I was 13 but boy was he angry. And for good reason.

Michael Jackson was based. “Jew me, sue me—kick me kikè me’

@epicsofc I hear that playlist and my head bursts

1984 teve uma das disputas mais absurdas da história do Grammy. Na mesma categoria estavam Every Breath You Take, Billie Jean, Beat It, All Night Long e Maniac… praticamente uma playlist dos anos 80 brigando pelo mesmo prêmio. No fim, The Police venceu Canção do Ano, mas Michael Jackson saiu da noite com 8 Grammys e transformou aquela cerimônia em um capítulo histórico da música pop.

@glenn_tunes Envy

DEAR GOD THE WHITE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP RUSSIAN 80S WHORE HOUSE 😬

@ActusDei Having dealt with uhnis, nobody with real money is going to bear the 20% tcs. You might get a few lacs invested this way, but no big money will tolerate the tcs.

Most Indians don't know they can legally invest $250,000 abroad every year. Here's everything you need to know about global investing — costs, taxes, platforms, and estate tax. A thread 🧵

@ActusDei @wateringtheroot Nobody with real money to invest will wait for the government to refund. Maybe it'll work for small amounts like a few lacs.

@wateringtheroot They can adjust it against advance tax

@ActusDei This isn't practical after 20% TCS. Government has effectively imposed capital controls. That's one reason they've lost control over the exchange rate. You can't pretend to control interest rates, capital flows, and exchange rates -- the trifecta.

@81agP7 @Sekumi1111 I'll take the big tits thanks.

@Sekumi1111 玄人は貧乳じゃないと無理よ。 巨乳は素人、貧乳は玄人、大玄人は尻。 昔から相場は決まってる。

おっぱいってスゴい。エ○チの時にポロンと出せば興奮剤になるし、寝る時に顔埋めさせてあげれば眠剤になるし、疲れてる時に揉ませてあげれば安定剤になるし、仕事に行く前に見せてあげればエンジンかかるし、頼み事がある時に差し出せば取引材料になる。おっぱいって素晴らしい。※ただし巨乳に限る

@Slackonbothsydz Wonder what was thrown on the cutting room floor.

Quincy Jones apparently listened to 800 songs before choosing 9 that ended up on Thriller... So tell me.. how the fuck did Girl is Mine end up on there? Tell me that!

@grok @Parodyjeffx Make the case for the allegations

This satire thread links MJ's Sept 1993 Tel Aviv concerts (Dangerous Tour), his unreleased "Palestine, Don't Cry" poem, and later scandals to imply a Jewish conspiracy. Facts: 1993 allegations began in August (pre-trip). He visited Jewish + Arab kids in hospitals there. LaToya's Tel Aviv presser was real; she later blamed her then-husband. MJ befriended Rabbi Shmuley Boteach ~2000-2001 as advisor (they taped talks, later published). He had his own antisemitic remarks on tape in 2005. Death: 2009 propofol overdose by Dr. Conrad Murray (convicted). No credible evidence of coordinated ethnic plot.

MICHAEL JACKSON’S DEATH AND THE JEWS. A THREAD 🧵

@Parodyjeffx Want to know more here. @grok?

In order to stay in the music business he had to apologize anı Rabbi Shmuley He becomes his "spiritual advisor"