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I drive the electric short bus. Some people aren't bright, so I take them for a ride.

参加日 Aralık 2023
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Caleb Hodges
Caleb Hodges@CalebHodge88654·
@KinaMagica It seems like they slowed down and someone rear ended them, look at the left side of the video they go from a stop to a leap forward
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Electric Shortbus
Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@KatKanada_TM If the CAD is worthless, the budget is less, duh. 31 billion CAD at 0.80 USD = ~25 billion USD. 65 billion CAD at 0.01 USD = 65 million USD.
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Kat Kanada 🏴
Kat Kanada 🏴@KatKanada_TM·
POILIEVRE: Carney, you doubled the deficit. CARNEY: I reduced the deficit. How is increasing the deficit from $31 BILLION to $65 BILLION reducing it? What kind of Liberal math is that??? 🤔
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Electric Shortbus
Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@Awoken_American @DiggingInTheDi1 That's all well and good in a hypothetical on paper. But imagine you woke up with a bomb around your neck and a voice saying "Press the red button, the bomb falls off and you are free to go..." How many people do you think will even hear the second option?
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Awoken American 🇺🇸
Awoken American 🇺🇸@Awoken_American·
@DiggingInTheDi1 In this hypothetical I think blue is the answer though. I love my mom. She's going to hit the blue button though. My niece loves blue and is probably going to hit the blue button too without thinking about it.
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Brotherhood
Brotherhood@DiggingInTheDi1·
This is "my vaccine didn't work because you didn't get yours" all over again Why does anyone need to save the guy who picked blue? He can literally pick red
Roo@cluckthesystem

@DiggingInTheDi1 @lporiginalg No you have it backward lmao. You are willing to sacrifice everyone who voted blue at under 50% so you can say "oh they should have made the other choice" When you could just vote with them and eliminate all collateral damage. It's a 49 point swing advantage. You are dumb.

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Electric Shortbus
Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@Divine0S @Dearme2_ The ability to channel your empathy correctly is a sign of intelligence. Even chimps have empathy. The difference is knowing that taking a chimp from the wild and giving it a "safe environment" endangers everyone, including the chimp.
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Dear Self.
Dear Self.@Dearme2_·
What's a sign of a very low intelligence?
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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@ClownWorld Don't forget, even if you did nothing wrong, the bureaucracy is the punishment for doing something they don't like.
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Clown World ™ 🤡
Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
Nick Fuentes pushed a woman who tried entering his home after he was doxxed. Battery charge has now been dismissed. Turns out defending your own front door isn't a crime.
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Doofy Gooferson™
Doofy Gooferson™@SuturesSelf·
@reddit_lies I'm going to pretend this was a conservative shitposter posting this to try to shock some people into opening their eyes
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
God help us...
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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@AcedeLaForet @KaiKai2492 They're the same people, just changed. It's like saying "Oh, you're Ace after a head injury? This old Ace's place. You need to fuck off."
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Ace
Ace@AcedeLaForet·
@KaiKai2492 So the book was more about accepting that these monsters were the "new" humans But like Idk how i feel about that XD what right do they have to replace us? Why should humanity be replaced?
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Chill Pollins
Chill Pollins@R0ughHab1tz·
Ya but now you have nothing to live in and all your stuff is destroyed. The size isn't an issue. Rig the tree with rope. Make steps and handles going up. Get arborist spurs. Like fck it's not difficult. People's ignorance is self inflicted in this day and age. The internet is the worlds library.
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Bruce
Bruce@bruce_barrett·
That going to be a massive insurance claim. 👀
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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@SolomonOdysseus @bruce_barrett Even if you take your time there's A) danger, you need someone in climbing gear operating machinery a hundred feet in the air. B) potential damage, Every time you make a cut, you're bringing down a chunk of wood anyway. That's risk as well. C) Cost, hazard pay, insurance, etc.
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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@SolomonOdysseus @bruce_barrett looking at the size of the tree, it may be too big to take down. Since even 20 feet up it's probably got a 4 or 5 foot diameter. I'm sure it's possible, but you're probably looking at two-three weeks of constant noise and labor
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Solomon Odysseus
Solomon Odysseus@SolomonOdysseus·
@bruce_barrett Would would you try to take down the whole goddamn thing at once? I'm not a tree cutter guy, but in my mind, that thing needs to be broken down into small bites to be removed safely. Am I wrong? Somebody who actually does this professionally, please chime in.
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Electric Shortbus
Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@Jebus You wake up alone in a dark room with a bomb around your neck. The TV turns on. "I want to play a game. If you press the red button, the bomb falls off, the door opens and you're free to go" Only retards: "hol'up... what's option 2?"
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Jebus
Jebus@Jebus·
The red/blue thing would be a good saw trap 10 ppl start the game They get to talk about it All decide on blue Buttons get pressed in private The 1 actual blue pusher (blonde female) gets saw trapped
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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@lowgradef You wake up with a bomb around your neck. A voice on the speaker says "If you press the red button, the bomb falls off and you're free to leave" This retard right here: "Hol'up, what's option 2 tho?"
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Mingu
Mingu@lowgradef·
i picked blue too. seems like a logical answer since, if we all pick blue we all live. the only reason to pick red is out of fear of others picking red which is stupid because you are adding to the problem trying to dodge it.
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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@ryangerritsen Ironically, smoking is way down without government influence. It's estimated as of 2020, only 10% of people 15 and older smoke, with 8% being daily smokers.
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Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱
Canada’s health Minister is now looking into banning the sale of tobacco products to anyone born 2009 and on. If passed they will be asking every single person for ID even as seniors. A 70 year old can smoke but the 69 year old can’t. Ya this is gonna work out great.
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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@AUsername360 @Grxit You wake up with a bomb around your neck. A voice on the speaker says "If you press the red button, the bomb falls off and you're free to go." This retard right here: "Hol'up... what's option 2 tho?"
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NotAGoodUsername360
NotAGoodUsername360@AUsername360·
@Grxit It isn't altruistic. The red button can kill innocent people. It's inherently morally wrong to press it.
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Electric Shortbus
Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@AtheistTakes "Why are you worried about lying to him? There's no reason for you not to lie, other than to hurt your father because of your pride."
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Internet Atheists
Internet Atheists@AtheistTakes·
Based Dad forgets that his Redditor son is an atheist
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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@IanRunkle You wake up with a bomb around your neck. A voice comes over the speaker: "If you press the red button, the bomb falls off and you're free to go." LITERAL FUCKING RETARDS: "hol'up... what's option 2 tho?"
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Ian Runkle/Runkle of the Bailey @ YouTube
The button test as it'd be applied: "You are brought into a room with two buttons. A disaffected customer service representative with poor English makes a half-hearted attempt to explain the buttons, and then shrugs helplessly when you ask for clarification. You must press one."
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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@MadamSavvy You wake up with a bomb around your neck. A voice comes over the speaker: "If you press the red button, the bomb falls off and you can walk away" LITERAL FUCKING RETARDS: "Hang on... what's option 2 tho?"
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Savvy ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ )
Savvy ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ )@MadamSavvy·
The red/blue post going around i feel like is a watered down version of the original. Idk why it was pushed by the botspam accounts. Anyone who picks blue belongs in a padded room. In the current state of the copypasta, there is no reason to pick blue. Instead, anyone who picks blue is looking to create a problem where none exists so they can feel good about their “sacrifice” later. Sound familiar, doesnt it?
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Electric Shortbus
Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@albertaradios Price caps sound like commie gobbledygook. Less regulation and more competition is the better way to fix it.
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Alberta Radio!
Alberta Radio!@albertaradios·
WTF is going on!?! Listen Up Alberta!! 👇
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SELFMAXXER
SELFMAXXER@selfmaxxer·
If the blue threshhold was 20%, I'd choose red. If it was 10%, I'd choose red. If it was 1%, I'd choose red. If it took 1000 blue votes, I'd choose red. You should never press the suicide button. You are responsible for your own life, why make anyone risk theirs for you.
MrBeast@MrBeast

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

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