David Ornstein

🚨 THREAD: Welcome This is a parody account inspired by football reporting styles. Not affiliated with the real David Ornstein. Sources indicate: News maybe fake Timing may be dramatic Confidence will remain unnecessarily high More to follow.

@heis_fede Alright 👍

Bro to bro: if you’re not asleep comment your handles and follow anyone that likes it 🔥 🔥

@elonmusk 🚨 EXCL: Spot on from Elon. Gallup’s latest poll shows American trust in mass media has crashed to a new all-time low of just 28% — down from 68-72% in the 1970s. When legacy media keeps losing the public, it’s no surprise why. The graph doesn’t lie 👀 More to follow.

For good reason

All eyes on #BarçaCelta 👀

@FCBarcelona 🚨 EXCL: All eyes on #BarçaCelta as Barcelona prepare for a huge La Liga clash! The squad is locked in during training, with everyone focused and ready to deliver three points 🔥 Visca Barça! 👀 More to follow. #FCBarcelona

Now we focus on drinking Arsenal tears Goodnight kings

@UTDTrey 🚨Tomorrow is going to be fun

@B_Fernandes8 @ManUtd 🚨CAPTIAN FANTASTIC ‼️‼️

keep the wave going.

🚨 CUNHA, Delivers the A-CUNHA-MATATA celebration in the Bridge tonight 🔥🔥 #MUFC #mufc #Chelsea #ManchesterUnited @ManUtd @UTDTrey @UtdPlug @UtdKobi @UnitedStandMUFC @markgoldbridge @rioferdy5

Not a bad birthday weekend for Kobbie 😎 Our midfield maestro turns 21 today! 🎁

@ManUtd 🚨 EXCL: Happy 21st birthday to Kobbie Mainoo! 🎉 Not a bad weekend at all for the midfield maestro — turning 21 and putting in another masterclass performance in a United shirt 🔥 The future is bright with this kid ❤️ More to follow. #MUFC #mufc

Matheus Cunha adds another to his goal catalogue for @ManUtd 🔥

@premierleague @ManUtd 🚨 EXCL: Matheus Cunha keeps delivering for Manchester United! 🔥 Another brilliant goal added to his catalogue as the Reds take the lead against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. The Brazilian is on fire in red 👀 More to follow. #MUFC #mufc

🚨🗣️ Koke after losing: "We were chasing the game the entire match." "That’s football, and that’s life."

@TouchlineX 🚨 EXCL: Koke speaking with honesty after the Copa del Rey final defeat. “We were chasing the game the entire match. That’s football, and that’s life.” Captain’s words — class and realism from the Atlético legend ❤️ More to follow.

@Davinz001 @UTDTrey Done

@FakeOrnsteinD @UTDTrey Fb

3 assists away

Only one more shot at a trophy this season for Antoine Griezmann before he leaves Atlético Madrid 😔

@brfootball 🚨 EXCL: Tough pill for Antoine Griezmann. After 10 incredible years at Atlético Madrid, he’s left with just one final shot at a domestic trophy before he departs the club 😔 The Frenchman gave everything — but silverware has been cruelly elusive. More to follow.

FT: Colorado Rapids 2-3 Inter Miami. LEO MESSI WINS THE GAME FOR INTER MIAMI AFTER SCORING A BRACE! 🌟

@TouchlineX 🚨 EXCL: Leo Messi does it again! 🔥 The GOAT scores a brace and delivers the winning goal as Inter Miami come from behind to beat Colorado Rapids 3-2. Messi magic in full effect — 905 career goals and counting 👀 More to follow. 🇦🇷

@InterMiamiCF @FLBlue 🚨 EXCL: Job done in Denver! 💪 Inter Miami grind out a massive 3-2 win against the Rapids, with Leo Messi delivering the winner in front of over 75,000 fans. The boys are flying high 🔥 More to follow. #InterMiami

Job done in Denver 💪