Mike Kuria

@CuriosityonX They already do. They are called demons. Who do you think they speak to?

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

@KeKirwa @jimNjue_ Does this include your Visa fraud activities. You run a scam where you generate fake papers for Visa applicants.

@jimNjue_ Bro

Most Kikuyu businessmen thrive under a broken system. If we fix this country, over 60% of Kikuyu owned business establishments will collapse.

@Alom_1807 @kima89786 @BennyP45949 @ajplus @Dena Interesting fantasy. Is there anything I can do for you, little guy?

@ForensicsKuria @kima89786 @BennyP45949 @ajplus @Dena No wonder you're sucking their dicks so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

An Israeli developer is building vacation homes and luxury amenities on land in Kenya, which he hopes will draw both Kenyans and Israelis. But many Kenyans are outraged. @Dena explains why.

@MwangiMaina_ How did communism work out?

It was a South African student, Edwin Mofutsanyana, who accused Kenyatta of lacking commitment to communism, dismissing him as a “petty bourgeois.”

@SR_Planespotter Maybe this means you should avoid marketing language and focus on actual technical specifications and operational constraints. In short; less fanboyism, more commonsense.

F-35s DAS can detect all sorts of missile launches, from even 800 miles away, I find it hard to believe that he wouldn't have gotten a warning and made no defensive maneuvers?

If you don't visit your in-laws, shake your father-in-law's hand, pay dowry, formalise your marriage and act with honour like a man by respecting your in-laws enough to face them eyeball to eyeball, this will happen. It's not a big ask by the way. It's just something an actual man should do.

I hate tribalists

@m_Salvatar @kima89786 @ajplus @Dena

@ForensicsKuria @kima89786 @ajplus @Dena Shitloam.

@fribiwa02 @CopShakurkihara Just pay dowry, have an actual marriage ceremony and everything will be fine.

@CopShakurkihara Bro there was no marriage hapo , please just say they were boyfriend and girlfriend. If they were wife and husband why separate their graves , Kitale and kirinyanga . This is the second Luhyia being denied to bury his wife at his home. Central people we are watching you

Guy, Gustavo and his wife Diana stood with us during the protests; it’s time for us to now stand with them. Gustavo and Diana died in a tragic road accident near Kiambu Road. They have left behind two children.Let’s stand with them. Diana will be buried in Kirinyaga on Wednesday, and Gustavo will be laid to rest in Kitale on 4th April.

@WillyAbuga Likely because he never paid dowry.

Why is the wife being buried in Kirinyaga & not right beside him in Kitale on the same day?

@daddyowenmusic What would you suggest as options, Mr. Owen?

Kenya is still deeply anchored in TRIBE, CULTURE, and RELIGION, that reality isn’t going away anytime soon. These forces give people identity, belonging, and moral grounding.

Very nice. Keep it up. I loved being a student at Bar-Ilan and participated in many fora at the Internationals School as Centre for Inter-Faith Dialogue, The Religion and State Project etc. Not a scholarship. I paid every dime of my fees. And while I do not fully agree with every policy of every state let alone Israel , we should always have the maturity to identify what we disagree on and to continue with what we agree on.

Over the years, thousands of Kenyan professionals have benefited from @MASHAVisrael training programs, gaining practical skills that go far beyond the classroom. Through training in Israel and right here in Kenya, MASHAV supports learning across sectors including agriculture, education, health, and community resilience. From the 11-month agricultural internship to short professional courses, participants return home ready to take action. Today, MASHAV alumni across Kenya are applying what they learned, improving their work, empowering communities, and creating a ripple effect of development that continues to grow. #MASHAV #IsraelKenya #CapacityBuilding #Development #Impact

@SamsonOgola So they hate him? I am very impressionable and I want to be on the side of the many. Since you say they hate him I feel pressured to join. Just learn basic propaganda you people. Emphasize positives that you like.

They hate Ruto with a passion because he's disrupting the status quo... Ladies and gentlemen, before Ruto, we lived in a country where... 1. It made economic sense to borrow close to 30bn to built the Thika Superhighway...but dualling of a Road from Nairobi to Malaba was seen as a waste of money. Spending less than 50mins between Nairobi and Thika was considered important while saving thousands of Kenyans the pain of spending days on the road between Nairobi and Nakuru was a waste of resources. 2. An SGR to a bush in Suswa made more sense than one that connected Kenya to Uganda... Yes, that's where the resources ended...for the people going to Western, a 1901 train was revived to crawl to Kisumu...anything better was a waste of money! 3. Dualling a road to Nyeri was seen as a priority while Nairobi Mombasa remained like a footpath... They wondered what economic value will Kenya get by expanding roads in other regions. That's the nonsense Ruto said no to... Under Ruto, the "No economic sense" roads are being done and yes, the SGR will reach Malaba And that, ladies and gentlemen, explains the bitterness you see around. The agents and beneficiaries of the status quo are enraged! Lakini, bado! Kenya shall be developed EQUALLY! And there is nothing anyone can do about it!

@vonsles Well, I would be careful if I was them. You never know what might happen.

@ForensicsKuria Does the govt recognise and protect them? ama ipo siku kenya ita crimea jirani?

Lots of Kenyans moved to Tanzania in 1962. In fact, there is an area in Dodoma called Kikuyu North Location. They are now Tanzanians. Nonetheless, I think something can be done to check on their condition in Tanzania. Just to monitor the situation from purely humanitarian grounds.

Ici nĩ nongwe igĩrĩ. Tũ juha karuru twa Naivasha (where else). Lakini vile madam anaongea ni kama ameanza kuona hii mtu yake ni kondoo. Meeee theri. Unahire Rabogini ya nini wewe joroge? Ya kupiga piga mafisha? Ya instaglam? And the worst, unaita mtu mzima mbeb mbele ya raia mchana kweupe ta mũndũ mũkĩgu after gũthũkangia mbeca ngiri magana nyũkwa. We wĩ ng'ondu ya biũ kamũndũ na kaba ũngĩathĩnjirũo ũtuo ndũndĩro andũ marĩe we handũ ha ũcambagie andũ anyu ũũ. Mbeb tupa haka kamtu. Tafuta kimtu hivi kiko na akiri kama broker ya dawa za mende huko Kiambu hivi muinuane mjenge nchi.

A Kenyan couple thought it was a smart idea to drive a hired Lamborghini in the Dubai desert; only to be charged KSh 700,000.

@MbarkCherguia @Amandauz4r Wrong question. Should planes this small be allowed to carry such nice doggos?

Should dogs THIS big be allowed in the cabin on planes?

@DeejayIrakoze @EricKigada A better approach would be to create am SPV jointly owned by both countries and build together. You know this so....

@ForensicsKuria @EricKigada No way we shall get that if Kenya hasn’t reached the boarder yet. As an investor would you lend to a project that’s starting with no link? Still goes back to Kenya delaying this. Investors give money to feasible projects

No matter what every Kenyan thinks about SGR. As long as it does not connect to Uganda it is not viable. It has been connected to Naivasha for 7 years & no one has used it to export items. How will it be different in other regions?

@Code_ninja_ @amenya_nelson I doubt that will happen but okay.

@ForensicsKuria @amenya_nelson Atleast mpate petty crime muache kuboeka.

Btw the Kanyotu family are in court cause they want to be allowed to subdivide their massive land in tigoni into small plots so they can sell. The policy there is you can’t go below half acre.

@m_Salvatar @kima89786 @ajplus @Dena Shalom.

@kima89786 @ForensicsKuria @ajplus @Dena No, I've investigated a bit, and suspect it's an israeli masquerading as a Kenyan. They do that a lot, to seed division in the countries they're trying to destroy.

@Rainmaker1973 Hot in temperature but cold in effect. Wow. (Tokes on pipe)

Voyager hit a 90,000°F wall at the solar system’s edge. NASA’s Voyager 1 spacecraft crossed one of the most dramatic frontiers in the cosmos: the heliopause, the tenuous boundary where the Sun’s influence finally gives way to interstellar space. What the probe discovered there was astonishing—a turbulent zone of superheated plasma with temperatures soaring between 30,000 and 90,000 °F (roughly 17,000–50,000 °C). This wasn’t a physical wall or barrier, but a dynamic transition region where the outward-flowing solar wind abruptly slows, compresses, and piles up against the incoming pressure of interstellar material. That compression converts kinetic energy into thermal energy, driving the plasma to extreme heat levels far beyond anything found inside the heliosphere. Remarkably, despite the blistering temperatures, this “wall of fire” would pose no danger to a hypothetical astronaut. The plasma is extraordinarily diffuse—far less dense than the best vacuums achievable in Earth laboratories—so there are simply too few particles to transfer meaningful heat. The region is hot in temperature but cold in practical effect. Voyager’s instruments captured clear signatures of the crossing: a sudden plunge in solar wind particles, a sharp rise in galactic cosmic rays, and faint plasma oscillations that revealed the density and temperature of this exotic boundary layer for the first time. These vibrations—analogous to ripples on an unseen sea—provided direct measurements of conditions in a realm previously known only through theory. The heliopause itself serves as a vital shield. The entire heliosphere—the vast bubble carved by the Sun—deflects most of the galaxy’s high-energy cosmic radiation, helping protect life on Earth from constant bombardment. Beyond this protective envelope lies the harsher, unfiltered radiation environment of the interstellar medium. Today, more than 15 billion miles (24 billion kilometers) from home, Voyager 1 remains the farthest human-made object ever sent into space. Still operational and transmitting precious data, it continues to reveal the secrets of this distant frontier. At the outer limit of our solar system, space is neither empty nor serene. It is a violent, glowing threshold—and humanity has only begun to map its mysteries.

@NytoP2PMwangi Wow. So true. You have convinced the Wantam choir and they are all now Tutam. Nyinyio watu mtatolewa by 7am

✅ Jomo Kenyatta – "K*ma za mama yenyu" … very presidential ✅ Mwai Kibaki – "Mafi ya kuku" … very presidential ✅ Uhuru Kenyatta to Nanok – "shindwe, shetani Mjinga" … very presidential! ✅ William Ruto – "You are a brutal murderer and we shall seek justice for the university ladies you killed" … unpresidential. OMG, very low from the President. We have never seen something like this before. He has lost it.