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@OmbetaC Leo ndo utajua we don't have experienced tow vehicle operators.

Nimepatikana na mishap....

@MartinnaMaree 🤣🤣 You are very generous.

@Code_ninja_ 🤣🤣🤣nikipanda stairs nikikimbia aniwekee thao. Nikipanda pole pole it's 50/- for every flight na anipikie😭😭😭

I'm fooling around with someone who lives on the 3rd floor 😭🤣🤣 I like him so freaking much but bado lazma atume fare nipande stairs 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Msnyaguthii Atleast we have Kagumo as a buffer from those miscreants

@Briankariu Wapi na nimepita hapo saa hii?

Maandamano tena leo? Naskia Thika rd ishafungwa huko Ruiru?

@RealNate08 Insurance companies will go over and beyond to jump your claim.

Kumbe insurance companies go through your mpesa statements kuona kama ulikua umelipia pombe before the accident ndo wasi ku compensate?

@its_voss @kijohnjoe Are you a blonde white girl by any chance?

@kijohnjoe Wow. Thank you!! The emergency number is right at the top. Didn’t think to check the receipt.

Do KFS/KWS rangers patrol Karura after dark to rescue people who might not have made it out before dark? I was still in the forest at 7pm & its a miracle I found my way out😭😭😭

@Bastaprenuer @Mapimpi_ Haisave shit.

@Code_ninja_ @Mapimpi_ It may have saved a few foot heavy drivers too.

CVT ukifloor randomly, RPM inafika 4000. Halafu speed ina catch up 1year later

@titojimm @Mapimpi_ Shida si Engine. Hata hiyo diesel ipee cvt sama problem

@Mapimpi_ Switch to a diesel vehicle. RPM ya 2000 ishafika 140

@_Marl0n Shitty aah lights. Hapa namulika naona kama mchana without blinding other drivers.

Outering road nayo usiku bila muscle memory hautobi hata kidogo

@DennisOmbati275 @JCarhire 🤣🤣🤣 wacha kua delulu

@JCarhire I have operated mkokoteni CBD. Sanasana ya msafiri let me tell you those guys wanapata pesa. 50 or 70 bob per trip na ako na more than 200 plus trolley. Mkokoteni moja inaenda squad at least 3. Those people are making money mad money hata kuliko watu WA Scania sometimes hata mp.

One mkokoteni does KES 1,000–2,000 per day in Nairobi CBD. Now imagine there are 300 mkokotenis in CBD. That’s KES 300,000–600,000 per day. In a month, that’s KES 9M–18M. No maintenance cost, no theft cases. Then reality hits you: what if all these mkokotenis are owned by one silent guy in a faded cap, sitting somewhere in downtown Nairobi drinking tea like a retired president? We are here calling him “msee wa mkokoteni” kumbe ni silent millionaire. Anyway, lemme be thinned by car hire. Huko at least I know who owns the stress.

@IanECox @mbarani But the road under the expressway looks like dogshit

This could be the entire Nairobi Expressway, but no one wants to do the work to make it happen. All that needs to happen is for the government to tell the PPP partner to do it, or else.

@wilber1990f @alexmwanzo Finya gari ,

My 2.2 diesel is just a week old na DPF ishaleta issues. Car isn’t picking na Engine light is on/off. Diagnosis inaleta soot error something. @alexmwanzo et al, form ni delete ama?

@keyyan130 @JCarhire Waanze kufunza driving hapo wagongeshe gari ya customer. Mara wakanyange hose pipe ivunjike ianze kuleak so no pressure washer. Sunday ile time ni peak machine inabreakdown.

@Code_ninja_ @JCarhire Damn, hapa pa theft inakaa ni big issue, lakini nitalink CCTV kwa simu bana, jioni nahesabu gari na motorbike remotely, hapana taka mchezo. Maji nitapump na sollar, napanga pia kununua solar pump machines I minimize KPLC kabisa. Shukran for the insight ndugu

A car wash charging KES 300 per car only needs 20 cars per day to gross KES 6,000. That is KES 180,000 per month. But every estate has dusty cars, muddy cars, bodas, taxis, and people who wash their car only when the dirt starts forming a personality. Why are we not all opening car washes?

@FactSpeaka @JCarhire 70/30 depends

@Code_ninja_ @JCarhire But si hua mnalipana na commission? Is it 50 50 I hear?

@mbiti_mwondi Some of us work for those companies. Sometimes we have phones that don't even exist in African markets.

Hawa wanaume huwa na funny phones with macho mingi huku nyuma and very big hunishangaza sana yaani you can’t just buy a normal phone like iphone ama Samsung.

@Maryian96 @kilundeezy 🤣🤣🤣

Am here to tweet my things not to excite your foreskin!!!

@Waaanjiku Coast babes ndio hukatalia and tell you direct to your face, hawa wengine ni tactics.

😭😭😭 Lmao, it's like every man has a story of a babe kukatalia kwake.

@keyyan130 @JCarhire Rainy season inakutoa mboka

@Code_ninja_ @JCarhire Tupee za ndani mkuu, what happened? I have some land with a shallow well on a highway 1km from a major town huko mlima. I want to pump water from the well and open a car wash. Nitalilia chooni ama?