The smiling innkeeper

@TMFScottP Mate, it's the news. Not the siege of Stalingrad.

In another installment of 'Why building pillow forts could pay off later in life', planning my setup for tonight's Nine Late News.

@RichardDawkins AI will make them loose their jobs

Neanderthal genome is largely known. If it becomes possible to reconstruct a live Neanderthal person, what, in your opinion, would be the pros and cons? I’m genuinely interested in canvassing opinions for and against.

@WatcherGuru Go Saudi's!

JUST IN: 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia fully restores East-West oil pipeline, bypassing the Strait of Hormuz and pumping 7,000,000 barrels per day.

@thinkercar Why ?

BYD is testing a new function for the Bao8 – three-wheel escape mode. Equipped with DiSus-P+ body control system, the Bao 8 can keep one wheel suspended while the other three stay on the ground for stable driving. #BYD #FCB #DiSus #OffRoad

@TheRealThelmaJ1 😂

Anybody tell Byron Noem about this?

@StealthQE4 First black monday call of the month.

-611 now. This is the largest drop on WWS I have ever seen. Crash possible Monday

@merlinscapital She may want to consider moving to remote Azerbaijan after the release.

AMANDA UNGARO RELEASING FULL LEAK IN EPSTEIN ASSOCIATES TOMORROW

@Suzierizzo1 A shart wouldn't have that intensity. They are much more devious.

Seriously imagine sitting in the Oval Office and farting or sharting so loud that it’s actually caught on the microphone. You can tell that it stunk like rotten eggs or worse by the way the woman behind him was looking and trying to keep her composure!

@0814mikik 🤮

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@Baumann_Mac 🤔

Any math tutors about?

@shyam_ayurved Is there room in a scrotum for that ?

Did you know about this procedure?

@JOKAQARMY1 Source of this video ?

Amanda Ungaro is unleashing holy hell... 👀

@CorbinSchuster What's the Google maps coordinates? Wouldn't mind that for my living room

Always happy when city people come and visit the country. Even more happy when those city people take a piece of the country back to the city. Not happy though when those same people leave a piece of the city in the country.... like this. Pricks.

@HistoryVille Imagine explaining to your wife you went to the banquet of chestnuts but it didn't mean anything ...

On October 31, 1501, former Cardinal Cesare Borgia purportedly hosted an orgy in the Vatican with "50 honest prostitutes" in which his own father, Pope Alexander VI, not only attended but participated in. It was known as the Banquet of Chestnuts. Pope Alexander VI was considered one of the most corrupt popes in all of Catholic history. His name was associated with incest, adultery, bribery, and murder. The pope was also known for selling official positions within the Church and securing power and wealth only for his family, the House of Borgia. #HistoryVille

@Peter_Fitz Trump not getting sent to a lunatic asylum ?

Which "triumph", particularly, do we know?

@mr_mayank Vs this guy

Meet 🇮🇷 Iran’s FM Abbas Araghchi > Bachelor’s in International Relations > Master’s in Political Science > Phd in Political Thought from the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 University of Kent > Fluent in 6 languages > Served as Iran’s ambassador to Finland & Japan and Deputy FM > Known as the Architect of Historic 2015 Iran Nuclear deal > Single handedly destroyed the arrogance of Trump & Netanyahu > Master of 6D Chess 🔥 This man has won billions of hearts across the world with his courage, strategic masterclass & calmness. Mad respect 🫡

@WhiteHouse Why not go full Germania ?

“I am pleased to announce that TODAY my Administration officially filed the presentation and plans to the highly respected Commission of Fine Arts for what will be the GREATEST and MOST BEAUTIFUL Triumphal Arch, anywhere in the World. This will be a wonderful addition to the Washington D.C. area for all Americans to enjoy for many decades to come!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP

@WallStreetApes Mattresses are the second biggest scam going around.

American shows what’s really inside a $5,000 king size Tempurperix mattress “This is a $5,000 king-size Tempurpedic mattress — didn't realize that it's just a bunch of foam that is glued together. Not worth anywhere close to $5,000. Look at this. What a joke, what a waste of money” “I will never buy one of these again, super heavy but complete garbage for $5,000” It’s crazy they just some foam glued together could cost $5,000….. This could possibly be another brand based on foam patten but in any case, what a ripoff

@alvinfoo Time for the Saudis to enlarge the east west oil pipeline. eia.gov/todayinenergy/…

One of the best explanation videos about the dynamics of the Middle East. And why sometimes they seem so confusing.

@aussiesoph A schnitz parma. I know those chips!

Now we’ve sorted out the potato cakes situation: It’s a chicken parma and I WILL die on this hill. Anyone who calls it a chicken parmi lmk so I can block your ass 💃🏼 PS I got a chicken Parma for lunch just to rage bait you doofuses.