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I absolutely hate this new video function on the once fine app formerly known as Twitter.

@Dexerto Eat the rich.

Next-gen PlayStation and Xbox consoles could cost almost $1,000, with console gaming becoming “a luxury expenditure” according to analysts via GamesRadar

@FroodMultiple @MattLandsman @baileylikemovie This is the genuine trolls we’d get back in the day, before Musk made engagement-baiting a profession. No check mark. Just chaotic vibes. It’s nostalgia.

@MattLandsman @baileylikemovie Bowie was a terrible actor and I've always thought PSH was incredibly over-rated. He's the same fat, pasty faced mumbler in everything.

Why on earth does Jared Leto keep getting huge roles? Pretty widley disliked by the public, consistently involved in huge box office bombs, never in awards talk anymore. Someone explain

@FroodMultiple @MattLandsman @baileylikemovie lol defending Leto and shitting on PSH. Absolute foolishness.

@baileylikemovie Seriously. It’s insane.

@JTFOz lol

It’s funny how we bend over backwards to give excuses for not wanting to do things. Old people don't do this. I asked my dad if he was interested in getting breakfast and he gave me a firm "Nah..." with no follow up. I respect that.

@GAFollowers Cut his mic chord.

Guy tries preaching at a ‘No Kings’ rally in Atlanta… this is how it went.

@BeardedEnigma25 @Lyrchman87 @Fightful Here’s anotherr: You’re a fuckin’ loser and no one gives a fuck about your failed podcast. Go suck a door knob.

@ItsGrumpyAdam2 @Lyrchman87 @Fightful Thank you. Ditto. Fortunately, that’s what this platform allows us to do. Just as you have shared yours here with sophomoric name calling. 🤷‍♂️

Bret Hart explains why he refused to take the Razor's Edge. “His finish where he would do that — what we call the Razor’s Edge, and he would pick you up and drop you on your head. I remember I go, ‘Nobody is doing that to me, ever. I don’t care,’ and I would stand by that today. He goes, ‘Oh, don’t worry. I’ll set you down.’ I’m like, ‘Not on my f*cking head you’re not. No way. There’s no f*cking way. You’re 6’6 or something. You’re gonna fall backwards with me. The first thing that hits the ground is my head, and my upper back.’ I said, ‘This doesn’t make any sense. It’s too dangerous, too stupid of a move for me to do,’ and I refused to do it, and period.” (@DominicDeAngelo of Studio 1 Sports)

@GettnGood @DominicDeAngelo @ro_sho89 @Fightful The point is you’re clearly unable to read and have the education of a third grader.

@DominicDeAngelo @ro_sho89 @Fightful The point is he’s being a hypocrite and it’s indicative of how he treated other situations. He’s willing to tell you about it this time, imagine the times he’s too ashamed to admit

@BeardedEnigma25 @Lyrchman87 @Fightful You’re a know-nothing dickhead. Your opinions suck. Not a good look to ever share them.

@Lyrchman87 @Fightful Yeah, it’s more about big leaguing and refusing to bump than safety. He thinks he’s above the hundreds or thousands of bumps that go into those moves with zero injury. Not a good look on his part to even voice that in my opinion.

@Suns @JonMetler Fun

INJURY UPDATE: Dillon Brooks (Left Hand) is AVAILABLE for tonight's game.

@FlemsPicks I miss the old promo. Was a lot of fun.

They brought back Dinger Tuesday with a $50 max 😍. We are so fucking back

@craftypasty This is too funny

not a phone call or even a text from my father on my birthday, but he posted this on facebook. i NEED you all to understand that both the women in this photo are my older sisters, neither is me. i should be salty but i cant stop laughing

@DuBoseDefense Throw this fuckin clown in jail.

Speaking as a private citizen and voter, this is not normal behavior. It must be stopped. Judge Milliron uses the authority of the bench to threaten people with jail for merely doing their jobs.

@Covers_josh Traded for Gretz!

Jimmy Carson is not a name I've ever heard of before. Lost the Calder to Luc Robitaille. Hell of a start to a career at 18 and 19

@OunkaOnX It looks like she’s wearing another humans face.

Mehdi Hasan catches Vanessa Neumann lying about Maduro: 'He's been indicted by the ICC!' Hasan: 'No, he hasn't.' Neumann: 'I misspoke. I don't know.' This is the level of 'expertise' the regime change crowd brings. They don't know. They just say things. And the media platforms them anyway

@Ganso2k @PeteBlackburn What a foolish reply.

@PeteBlackburn Brian Hayward is a homer, just like every other color commentator and I enjoy listening to him. People think it’s cool to hate on him. You know the tv guys have personal relationships with the players and get Stanley cup rings if their employer wins, right?

The Ducks color analyst has called William Nylander by his dad's name the entire game and nobody has once corrected him. This is insane

@JeffNadu @elonmusk Do it! #Nadu

@NebsGoodTakes @x_Media_Clips_x @elonmusk @jk_rowling Hilarious cope.

@x_Media_Clips_x @elonmusk @jk_rowling but yeah it’s fine actually he loses money by giving more of it to me than I give to him, sorry your clip posting hasn’t been working out for you, keep on posting henry cavill it’s gonna bang soon

just remembered this

@JeffDye What the fuck are you saying?

I fount it. 2022. This was when I decided up to get the audience anymore ever again. 😂