🇺🇲🇮🇱🦅Jewish MAGA

@SolBeerUS Theres a beer named after me!! 😁😁😁😁😁

Reporter: How do you feel about the Iranian Foreign Minister accusing the US and Israel of genocide? Marco Rubio: The Iranian? He's an expert in genocide. They've killed thousands. Every problem in the Middle East is Iran. Hezbollah? Iran. Shia militias destroying and threatening Iraq? Iran. Hamas? Iran. Houthis? Iran. Assad in Syria? Iran. Everywhere you turn, they're behind all of it.

@Sage_Atlast @HeimishHumor I've never understood it. For 7 days, no dipping the matzah in liquid. The last day of peach, dip your matzah in liquid all you want. Come on, make up your mind. Pick a lane 🤦‍♂️

@HeimishHumor Whose “we” i will be dipping my matzah in my hot soup on yom tov😎

@HeimishHumor LMAO

@mikhaelmeir @HeimishHumor The first night is the worst. That's when the kids feel the need to slow things down with the divrei torah they learned from their 2nd or 3rd grade morahs.

@HeimishHumor 5th question,"When do we eat?"

The Mah Nishtana is so Jewish, because you have four basic questions about the night, and instead of getting a simple, straightforward answer, the response is, "Well, it all started back in Egypt when we were slaves..." And after a longwinded, 45 minute answer, you've forgotten what your original four questions even were.

Freshly baked challah at Whole Foods. A new Passover tradition. 😬

@WillieHandler It took your neighbor 3 months to take the down christmas lights? 😂

A neighbour finally took down his Christmas lights today so I don't feel so bad that the dishwasher has needed to be emptied all week.

@SJojo47 @WillieHandler LMAO 🤣

@WillieHandler I wonder what their display is like for Yom Kippur

@Yael4Hanover @WillieHandler @ElicohenMe80462 "Celebrate the high holidays with a ham and cheese sandwich" 🤣

@WillieHandler @ElicohenMe80462 🤦‍♀️

@WillieHandler Does someone want to tell them? 😬

@WillieHandler 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@thehill How about a "no tampons in men's rooms" rally?

Walz to attend ‘No Kings’ rally in Twin Cities: ‘We will never forget what happened here’ thehill.com/homenews/state…

This should be the easiest legislative period in the history of the Republican Party. The SAVE act should’ve been passed months ago, without hesitation.

@Brookerteejones @nickshirleyy You should be. We need people in the GOP that has the balls to do things like what he did in Minneapolis

I am very proud of my son @nickshirleyy

Tucker Carlson sponsor @blckriflecoffee is on the verge of collapse. This is what happens when you become unamerican. Sad

President Trump on The Five tonight: "I'm glad Jessica's not there, your show is better without her" 😂

Just listed to the first 45 minutes while lifting…too many strawman arguments to count as well as outright lies. Tucker could express rational concern for what is happening without always painting the US as the bad actor or claiming we have no interest in the Middle East. Why?

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@GovKathyHochul You know Long Island will vote for Bruce Blakeman, right? The people there were just being nice by not heckling you

Are the friendliest diners in New York on Long Island? Who knew?