Joe Bob Hackney 🇺🇸🏴‍☠️⭕️🙌🏻

@ChuckGrassley If only you people cared even HALF as much about stolen elections as you do about a bunch of freaking stolen KitKats Congress is a joke. PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT.

@RepJohnRose Where are you at @SenatorLankford and @SenArmstrong? How about one of you step up?

@jbiassr Happy Anniversary y’all!🥂

41 years later she's still keeping me around. Happy Anniversary to my lovely wife ❤️

@Soonerkat1 Just up here roughing it in this 5th wheel. 😬

That should do it.👍🏻😬

@SoonersCoachJB @OU_WBBall Thank you for a great season coach!!! I look forward to next season, and more great play from our Sooners!!

Hard to sum up the year in one tweet, but I do know I’m excited to watch this team’s continued growth and grateful for the opportunity to coach our seniors. Sometimes games like South Carolina spark a little hunger in you. I know we’ll be very very motivated next year. Thank you fans for everything. Boomer! ⭕️❤️

@MikeBales 😂😂👍🏻

A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half-inch-thick gold chain around his neck walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2014 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshitting me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it."

@ALadyNamedKatie Way to go Katie!!!🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻👍🏻

I truly never thought I could stay sober for this long. I’m just feeling a little proud 🥹❤️

@jjllcc7070 Y’all shoulda drug up the lawn chairs and gave her a beer, explained how things work. 👍🏻😁

I have a new neighbor in my small subdivision in Texas that has transplanted from California. Yesterday a neighbor was burning leaves and she went on our neighborhood FB page in a full panic. She asked does anyone smell that fire ,where is it , do we need to be alarmed? We Texas girls gotta teach her to chill.

@siaxares @Ketogranny @Starlink 🙏🏻

I’m a dissident in Iran, connecting right now via @Starlink during the #DigitalBlackOutIran‌. The vast majority of Iranians vehemently oppose this regime. Thousands of us have already died proving it. Most of those martyrs had active online accounts. Look up their names. You’ll see they all stood for a free Iran and the return of Pahlavi. Our most common slogans say it all: "Long live the King" and "This is the final battle — Pahlavi will return." Right now, the Iranian people are staying in their homes because @realDonaldTrump , @netanyahu , and @PahlaviReza himself asked us to until the bombings stop. We are waiting. We know the price of freedom will be high. But the price of letting this regime survive is far higher. We have accepted the cost — this war. The regime’s time is over. #KingRezaPahlavi‌ForIran #IranRevolution2026‌

@soonerleesa Sooner!!

Nice bounce back win to take the series! B🥎🥎MER!

Dang, I just clicked on that mentions tab, I promise I wasn’t ignoring anyone on purpose, but I missed a bunch it seems. 😬😊

@Cbvheartland2 Yeah. I am so ready for march to be over, seems to calm down in April.

@JoeBobHackney It's too stinking windy already to enjoy riding, I should've let some air out of the front tire before I left.

I have some Heifers about 20 miles away at my nephew's place, they're springing and he's fishing So I'm taking my FLHST this morning, if you know you know 😁 Burrrr I'm sure!

@QB1Tattoo Yeah it did!😂

@JoeBobHackney That Emerling Bomb shut his ass down lol

Dude behind the plate on the way home. 👀

@ChristyFavors3 Awesome! I can’t do white, Lol. I tend to have a chili dog stain on stuff. 😂

@JoeBobHackney 🥎 I have both: one red, one white. Coincidentally growing up, our Dad had a nickname “Clutch Man” 😂~ he’d teasingly “grip or clutch” & squeeze shoulder/arm of my brother & me! Kinda like Jim Carrey in “Liar, Liar” where he would use “The Claw” w/his kid. The OU Clutch is great!

@JimNagy_Sooners @arbuckle_ben SOONER!!

BOOMER!

@ThirdAndLooong @QB1Tattoo 😂😂👍🏻

@QB1Tattoo @JoeBobHackney He was Steve Urckle that whole last 3 innings…

@OU_Softball @SethOliveras @OU_Athletics @MidFirst @mialiguachino Boomer Sooner yall!!!

Road Series Secured 😤 #ChampionshipMindset | @OU_Athletics

Sweet baby with the out!!! Ballgame! Sooners!! Good job Miali!!!! 8-4 winner winner!!! Great games from LSU!