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Gingerbread Florida Man
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@buttersctchpudn @ItsToad_ Should have added onions. smdh
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In this house we eat obscenely large mushroom, jalapeno, bacon, swiss burgers when we're fattening up to back to work.
*frozen fries with no zip closure just for @EvelynLouise8
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Dogs in the 1930s vs Dogs in the 2020s
Aelfred The Great@aelfred_D
“Honey, I’m worried the dog is terrified and convinced he’s going to die at every moment.” “Did you not read that he’s riding ‘comfortably’??”
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From such humble origins
allison harvard burke@alliharvard
The ‘Dog Sack’ invention, which first appeared in the June 1935 issue of Popular Mechanics
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“Back in my day, we didn’t just put our heads out the window. Master (yes we called them master) strapped us to his mechanical horse with a leather strap. And we loved it”
allison harvard burke@alliharvard
The ‘Dog Sack’ invention, which first appeared in the June 1935 issue of Popular Mechanics
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@VerumVulnero1 DeSantis as MAGA is the best part of that tweet. The man is just out there being in touch with events.
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Cirque du Soleil doesn’t have contortionists this talented
Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom
Ron DeSantis just rammed out a gerrymandered MAGA map that openly violates his own state constitution — and leaked it to Fox News before he gave it to the legislature. California let voters decide. Virginia did too. DeSantis won’t. He’s rigging the map because he knows he can’t win on a fair one. Donald Trump started this war on voters. DeSantis is on his knees carrying it out.
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I remain amazed that Schlitz doesn't sponsor my account.
Sea-freaux@SeeFoam1
It's day two of @Junebagio's week off. Let's see what he's been up to.
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@DillowTalk2 Dammit, Troy! Hey, @rtlcactus. Do you still take Golden Corral coupons for retainer?
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I just found one of the most juvenile ignorant accounts on Twitter/X. This dude is an idiot.
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hasanabi@hasanthehun
a brief message for all my haters.
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@Boydesian @Pixieprogrammer @pickingcrabs Whoa. This is almost idyllic compared to the film adaptation.
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THEY ARE ARMED AND DANGEROUS!!!
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Tucker Martin@jtuckermartin
Actual news alert I just received. BATTLE STATIONS
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