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Dexter Methorphan

@Koffee_Mark

An old Jew drinking a V8. I missed some of you, I detest a lot of you, and I'm not listening to others. Pipe down and get a juice box.

Your Mama 参加日 Nisan 2021
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Buddy Jnr💚🩺💉@BuddyJnrrr·
The moment they found his secret weapons stash, all hell broke loose.
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jezz
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Ok so here’s how it works Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom. Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom. Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms. Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom. Hope that helps.
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AlienAmerican@AlienAmerican·
@dqveed Murderers can still be decent people and contribute to society.
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Dexter Methorphan
Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
@dieworkwear No I said Maintenance AND Upkeep...two completely separate crews. The maintenance crew uses maintenance tools, the upkeep crew uses upkeep tools what with brooms and hoses and that Chinese hose situation being what it is and all.
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Dexter Methorphan
Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
Woo woo woo...sprayers? No no no no no this is strictly a brushes and rollers job. Which brings me to the brushes, rollers, and long poles surcharge. Long pole wrist braces, sunscreen, cold water, medium water, donuts, lunches, (no plastic utensils), and then there's the maintenance fee...you gotta have maintenance and what have you.
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Dexter Methorphan
Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
@rockhall I have a totally off the wall question. Huge Church fan, I got my GA tickets to the event on July 2 and I was trying to get a meet and greet ticket but now they're sold out. Is there ANY chance I might score one more? I've been a fan since 1987 and would love to say hello.
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Dexter Methorphan
Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
@hwinkler4real That's the shiny Benjamin Moore exterior paint, Henry. The good stuff, you can't get it at Lowe's, you have to go to a special store. And rollers and pans ain't cheap either. Let's tap the brakes a bit. Oh...wait...you said 14,000,000...I thought you said 1400. Never mind.
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Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
I'm hearing that "hollywood" crushed the below the line employees with stagnant, underpaid "contracts" and that lil Curry (son of Jeff Barker, not some hollywood "newcomer") is saying the people who actually made the film for him should be happy for the exposure. Can he "legally say that" because "they signed the contract?" sure. Is it a good way to get started? No. Was he coached to say that and not thank anyone by name? Probably. It's nothing new. But let's not elevate Curry too high, he's just another corporate shill pretending everything you see on the screen was "his".
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Matt Jarbo
Matt Jarbo@mjarbo·
The conspiracy theories surrounding Jason Blum and OBSESSION are getting ridiculous. Curry Barker made a great horror movie for roughly $750,000. Focus and Blumhouse recognized what he had, put their distribution and marketing infrastructure behind it, and negotiated compensation for the value they believed they could add. That is not a hijacking. That is producing. We saw a version of this with SHELBY OAKS. Chris Stuckmann made an independent horror film, Mike Flanagan came aboard as an executive producer, and his name gave the project added credibility and market value. SHELBY OAKS made around $8 million worldwide. OBSESSION is approaching $300 million. The difference is not some sinister conspiracy. OBSESSION connected with audiences on a level almost nobody could have predicted. That was the gamble. Blum reportedly negotiated huge performance bonuses. Good for him. They only became huge because a $750,000 movie turned into a historic theatrical hit. Could Barker’s team have negotiated better terms? Maybe. Protecting his ownership, backend, creative control, and future leverage matters. But that is a contract discussion. It is not proof that Jason Blum stole Curry Barker’s career. Sometimes Hollywood crushes artists. Sometimes everybody makes the right bet and wins. Not every success story needs a villain.
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Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
@ellad3vi Mr. Plaid shirt has never been outside in NYC in June. She looks great and comfortable.
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Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
@JackOsbourne Former fat ass and Ozempaholic Professional Ozzyson™ attempts to mock people calling him out for going to a fascist birthday celebration by saying "sorry you weren't invited" like it's a sick burn. Professional Ozzyson™, I know you're the dumb one in that family. I realize that your poor anoxic brain suffered from the number of times Sharon tried to suffocate you as a baby. But the White House generally doesn't host pay-per-view-only events to help fund corruption. It's confusing. Have someone who doesn't hate you read it and explain it to you. Get some help.
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Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
@JackOsbourne You have literally no talent of your own. The ONLY reason you exist is because of your late father. If you think the UFC fiasco at the White House was "just a sporting event, you're either tone deaf, an idiot, or possibly both. You can't go to Trump's birthday celebration and pretend you don't support, admire, or like him. Do you also "celebrate" events on February 27? (Google it, fatso)
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Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
My uncle played cards with Don Rickles in a regular poker game late in life. I met him once in Tahoe where my uncle was playing, I think I was 14. He played it up, gave me a hard time, and then called me kid and told me to make sure my uncle took me someplace good for breakfast, that everyone overlooked breakfast in Vegas. He was a super nice guy.
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Gangster Cinema Central@GangsterCinema·
Quentin Tarantino recalls early in his career, visiting the set of Casino and meeting Martin Scorsese for the first time - and having an “embarrassing” encounter with Don Rickles. “I’d never really met Martin Scorsese before. I got an invite to visit the set of Casino. I’d met De Niro before, but I’d never met Scorsese, and now I was actually going to go onto a Scorsese set — and he knew I was coming. The whole idea was that I’d come by for an hour or two before lunch, watch him shoot, and then we’d have lunch together… Don Rickles was in the movie, and he was on set that day... I’ve just done Pulp Fiction. I’ve only done two movies. I’m meeting one of my heroes for the very first time… This is - the gates of Oz opening up, and me going to meet the Wizard. So, I’m walking in to meet the Wizard. I walk onto the set, and they kind of see me. Then Don Rickles goes, ‘Quentin, thank God you’re here! This guy doesn’t know what he’s doing at all! Thank God a real director has finally showed up! This cat is out of it. Please, this is a disaster. It’s a disaster! Please save us from this wreckage. You are a talented man! We need your talent!!’ Oh my God. Now Marty’s laughing. The crew is laughing. De Niro’s laughing. I wanted to hide under the carpet. Cold sweat.”
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Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
@TeamHusted Tell your crosseyed stooge of a boss to answer his office phones. Husted doesn't hear from anyone because he doesn't care.
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Team Husted@TeamHusted·
Sherrod Brown said he doesn’t hear about immigration from voters “except people on the far right.” Well, voters spoke loud and clear when they fired him two years ago. Ohioans remember Brown's border crisis. We'll keep him retired this November.
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Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
@spinfisher Seasons in the Sun The Night Chicago Died The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia Part Time Lover *end transmission**
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spin 🇺🇸
spin 🇺🇸@spinfisher·
What is the worst pop/rock song of all time and why is the answer always “We Built This City?”
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