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@AeonsPlaything @Nerdspringbreak Well OP didn't google Kat Dennings and learn she was married to to the sweaty Party Hard guy with long beautiful hair

@Nerdspringbreak Kat Dennings is inarguably more famous and professionally accomplished than Andrew WK, and yet she's relegated to being "the actress with the big naturals who is married to Andrew WK" lol

Randomly googled Andrew WK and had no idea he was married to the actress with the big naturals!! Cute!

@BBGreatMoments After some poking around it looks like this was the 7/28/1998 game. Randy pitched a complete game to a 3-4 loss against the Indians on 142 pitches!! baseball-reference.com/boxes/SEA/SEA1…

It does not get more ’90s than this behind-the-scenes footage of Randy Johnson warming up in foul territory at the Kingdome 🤯

@DKramer_ I love how much Eric Young Jr cares about the game, he's always so animated

Josh Naylor just had a would-be base hit taken away by the guy who used to man his position in Seattle -- old friend, Ty France.

@Mariners Hell yeah to only knowing the ones that involve leaving work instead of doing it

Our team really leaned into the synergy, delivering high-impact insights on various core business acronyms. Big shoutout to the group for staying flexible and solution-oriented throughout the process. #Business

@kayteterry I didn't give them enough respect for being able to trigger a base sense of disgust as a 9 year old boy

Omg I completely forgot that these existed

@zaiiiiiika @pagan_hoetry Omg I always felt self conscious taking these kinds of shots, like "surely there's supposed to be more than just hog in the photo"

@pagan_hoetry i try to help but they don’t listen

@aaronjessup1 @SeattleKraken lol

@SeattleKraken They lost in a shootout . Nothing filthy about this idiot team

ABSOLUTELY FILTHY MATTY!!!!

Matty B eurostep hell yeah

@teswoketoi I'm comparing this to the old 520 bus stop at Montlake and cackling in glee

not to foamer post but can you believe this station is in the median of a fucking freeway

@gatorsafterdark Cannot wait for monday dayseball

You can literally just smoke a joint and go to a baseball game by yourself

@Boringstein Freshman year college, visiting friends across the country in Worcester MA. Sitting in your typical filthy college house with cheap beer and weed smoke and Mario Kart and I couldn't focus on anything but these sounds I'd never hear coming from the stereo

@kayteterry Didn't know Tim Buckley had another kid

You guys look at this picture of my dad

@Ericcarlson42 @RyanDivish You need to calm down.

@RyanDivish Ya we fucking know Luke! You should still jump off a bridge but thank you sooo much for the explanation of why you suck

Raley on the play ... “I was just gonna keep going, but it hit me as I was going, like, ‘what if anyone saw it,” he said. ‘I know playing first base last year, I was always looking for that. I was just trying to make too tight of a turn. I knew I had to go and try to get  in scoring position. But realization hit me, if someone saw it, it would be better for me being on first base than not on base at all. Just a stupid mistake.” And later ... “That shouldn’t have been the situation,” he said. “If I hit first base, I believe I get to second relatively easily, and J.P.’s ball probably scores me, and if it doesn’t, I’m on third base with Dom and Cole coming and both of their balls are deep enough for a sac fly. It’s unfortunate. I don’t even know what to say. It just can’t happen.” seattletimes.com/sports/mariner…

@shakeitupbabyy Go anyways, Coors Field is so much fun and the area surrounding it is really cool as well

Does anyone know any Rockies fans because I need feedback before I buy a plane ticket just for donut pizzas lmao

@Camd3n_77 Worst part of Steelhead Sundays is we're still gonna sing the stupid non-anthem America song

Absolutely over the moon to have 2024 Luke Raley back on this roster

I have some ~~feelings~~ on Chase DeLauter that are too unkind for a likeable young man like himself

Reporting from Long Beach and none of the spots have figured out the stupid new Mariners broadcasts. Luckily I can chew my nails over the MLB app while eating oysters

LET'S GOOO!!! Scientists just announced that they brought Trilobites back! After aeons of slumber, it's time to give them back the world they rightfully deserve :) They're releasing a few million out into the oceans right now!

@RyanDivish Mamma Mia that's a meatball

Luke Raley just killed a baseball. Two-run homer to right. Mariners lead 5-1