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CA 参加日 Mart 2012
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@sunda8431 @MSIngawa " A client is looking for 100 hectares for estate development at Karsana. Budget 15 billion. Send only what you can deliver. I am talking directly to buyer, we can close tomorrow morning". You will hear things Someone who doesn't have transport fare to go home oo.💀💀
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SEYI@sunda8431·
@MSIngawa Especially land deals. Someone knows the person talking to the person talking to the brother of the Lawyer talking directly to the MANDATE, who is talking to the owner. Meeting point is usually Southern FRIES, ALZAZIRA COMPLEX or AGIS 🤣🤣😂😂🤣
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MS Ingawa@MSIngawa·
Abuja, the City of Deals😂 Someone will introduce you to someone that will introduce you to someone that will also will introduce you to someone that he only got to know through someone that will give all of you the number of someone very close to someone that’s close to someone close to Seyi Tinubu😂😂 And all of them will be hiding phone numbers but only talk through conference calls because everyone is hoping the deal clicks so they can get out of the %. The meeting point is always River Plate and Gimbiya Garden 😂😂 On top deal that’s even imaginary.
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Senator Shehu Sani@ShehuSani·
Jabi lake park Abuja was designed and constructed by the Obasanjo administration over 2 decades ago.The picturesque space is a hub for picnic,camping and recreational activities for Abuja residents.Its sad to see the land being caved out and sold.I don’t even know what they are constructing there.Those who bought the land in violation of the master plan should know that the approval of today will not stand the scrutiny of the future.
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KHRIs@MaestroDesign_·
@TerverDaniel @MarufMuhammed4 Haha bro, I was you in 2014/2015. Chanting "Change". There's no No real pathway to shared economic prosperity, no power, no healthcare ,insecurity, etc. Just words and patronage. I am sure you do not forecast in supplychain with zero data and pure denials. Sit up!
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Maruf Muhammed Esq@MarufMuhammed4·
You might currently be 25 years old and think time is on your side. If Tinubu gets reelected, you will be 30 by the time he leaves power. That is how your life will keep flying in front of you without achievements. You can't outhustle a bad economy!! This man's administration took us 20 years back in time. You don't get?
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SupplyAI by Terver 📊🧑‍💻🇳🇬
@MarufMuhammed4 With respect, This cheap emotional gaslighting is beneath you, sir. Nigeria’s challenges are the result of decades of structural failures, not something you can pin on one administration to scare young people. We have to look at the bigger picture, not push panic narratives.
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KHRIs@MaestroDesign_·
@HRH_bankeoniru There are full-service pump islands where staff will pump the gas for you,but prices are slightly higher. The good thing is that they tell you ahead and will point you towards self-service which has no fees unless you insist on full service.
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HRH banke oniru@HRH_bankeoniru·
In the United States, you pump your own gas. In Nigeria, it's the complete opposite - fuel attendants fill your tank for you, you simply sit comfortably in your car, open your fuel cap, and they handle everything, no stress, no hassle. This was one of the biggest culture shocks I faced when I first arrived in the US. The first few times at a gas station, I would sit in my car waiting... not knowing what to do. I felt completely lost and a little useless until I finally learned how to do it myself.
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oseni rufai@ruffydfire·
Many years ago, Segun Sowunmi will always commend me for a Job well done, he will say I am changing the face of journalism in Nigeria. Today when you challenge them on their conviction they say you are a bad journalist! Same Segun Sowunmi asked that my colleague be put on leash because she asked him a question! Mind you, I know he will come around and say Rufai is good when I say things that favour his interest I am constant as the northern star All these people change according to interests! Praises are fickle but legacy matters!
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OSCKVR@OSC_KVR·
@RBizenter @ArcSadam Lol I swallowed coin too when I was little till today I never see the coin didn't see it in my poo poo too 😂
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Sadam@ArcSadam·
“Two weeks ago my husband started complaining that our baby's nose smelled bad. I thought it was just cough and catarrh, so we bought some drugs, but the smell didn't stop. Last Friday it got worse—the nose smelled often. My husband checked and saw a bit of catarrh inside, but when I looked, it didn't look like catarrh—it looked like something else. We took the baby to the hospital. The doctor said there was something inside his nose. They gave him an injection to sleep, and when he fell asleep, the doctor used a tool to pull out a very big piece of nylon from his nose (you can see the photo—so big!). I still don't know how he put it in there without anyone seeing. The doctor said if they hadn't removed it right then, they'd have had to cut his nose to get it out. I've been in shock since last Friday and haven't posted about it. I'm just so grateful—help me thank God, because I don't know what I'd do if anything had happened. Grateful to God”🙏🏽🙏🏽
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KHRIs@MaestroDesign_·
Omo!! If the No.1 isn't safe enough to step out anywhere in the country despite having security operatives, then you're definitely toast.
iseetruU@IseetruU

@fisayosoyombo Did you take into consideration the safety of the number 1 citizen of the country? If nah you, you go enter the location? if he didn’t show up you’d be the first to throw a shade.

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Folamyflower@FolaMyFlower·
I have no reason to patronize African stores anymore. No frills has everything I need.
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God's own
God's own@t0sinadeda·
@FolaMyFlower There’s no way no frills has Nigerian chicken and goat meat sha
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KHRIs@MaestroDesign_·
@boye4christ2006 Pause🫲<‐--------------->🫱Reflect Are you joking?
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folowosele adeboye@boye4christ2006·
You struggle to get a good night’s sleep because of poor power supply… sweating like a Christmas goat in harsh weather. All your doors and windows are tightly locked out of fear of insecurity. You can’t afford petrol to power your overworked China generator, and the noise from your neighbours’ generators gives you headaches. Your rickety car? You can’t maintain it. You can’t fuel it anymore. It’s parked. Bus and taxi fares? Extortionate. You’re crushed under the burden. House rents are through the roof. You’re depending on people’s goodwill just to survive. You even spend ₦500 in your neighbourhood just to charge your phone, then go back home to buy expensive data, only to come online and type: “On your mandate…” “Relax, Tinubu is fixing Nigeria…” “APC till 2031…” Let me ask you — are you okay? Instead of holding those responsible accountable for the hardship you’re facing, you’re busy fighting people from other tribes. Fighting people from other religions. Defending a political party that does not care whether you live or die. Maybe you need to pause and reflect. Maybe , just maybe , you should ask yourself at what point in your life you unknowingly signed a lifelong agreement with suffering. Honestly, it is exhausting engaging with people who reason primarily through ethnic and religious lenses, even when it clearly works against their own interests. It is truly exhausting. Kai.
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KHRIs@MaestroDesign_·
@tomisin_ms This is very similar to REIT( Real Estate Investment Trust) where individuals buy units or own shares and the Trust owns income- producing assets /properties. You don't have to limit it to only residential properties though.
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Tomisin@tomisin_ms·
Picture this… Ajo but with houses 😭 You and your friends pool money together and buy a rundown property in cash. You renovate it, convert it into an HMO, and put it on rent so it starts generating income. Then you refinance (mortgage it), pull out the equity, and use that money as a deposit to acquire another property…this time in one person’s name. Same process: renovate, rent it out, then refinance again. You rotate it round the group, one person at a time, using each completed project to fund the next. It might take a few years, but at the end, everyone has a house in their own name, and you all still retain a shared stake in the first property. Will you get involved in such a deal? Is it worth it?
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@officialABAT Are you going to all the way to Rukuba, or will the affected people line up to greet you at the Government house?
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Bola Ahmed Tinubu
Bola Ahmed Tinubu@officialABAT·
I have postponed my trip to Iperu, Ogun State. My first duty at this moment is to stand with the people of Plateau. I will be in Jos to commiserate with families who have lost loved ones and to reaffirm that those who seek to spread fear will not prevail. We will continue to strengthen our security response and ensure that justice is done. From Plateau, I will proceed to Lagos to observe Good Friday, and then continue with scheduled engagements in Ogun, Lagos, and Bayelsa focused on infrastructure, trade, and economic growth. In moments of grief, we must stand together. In moments of progress, we must keep building. The work continues. Nigeria First. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President
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@rukhayah God that saw you through the first one will see you through the next 🙏
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R.O.O@rukhayah·
Paid off my car today! if you see me near auto financing, please beat me like a stubborn goat and get me out of there😩😩😩
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Pyutee@OcheiUtomi25186·
@VillageParrot Are u also planning to tax people u have never provided basic amenities for??? On what basis shld Nigerians be taxed?
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Máfejópamí@VillageParrot·
If we don’t file taxes by March 31, we will be fined N100k for the first month and 50k for subsequent months. What’s the fine for a President who failed to fix electricity within 4 years as he promised?
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@kraftthecreator @Ol0ye Vehicle maintenance! Add 50% for contingency to your normal car maintenance budget 😎😎😎
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DC🛰📷🎹@kraftthecreator·
@Ol0ye Bmw x440i msport 2017 there’s one in copart for 11,500 right now
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Olóyè.@Ol0ye·
You can own any SUV but the max you can spend on it is N35m. Which one are you buying?
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@UnkleAyo Ah!! Welcome back from sabbatical.
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👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo·
Slave to the father, Slave to the son. Seyi is 7 years younger than you, and he has two children (Noella and Tobias) - both under 10. By the time Tobias is in his 30s - you will be a white bearded slave, Onanugaing for him. What you have chosen to live, is not life.
Daddy D.O🇳🇬@DOlusegun

Four years later 💃🏿

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@aproko_doctor If they didn't specify the year, you got nothing on them 😁😁😁
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Dr. Chinonso Egemba
Dr. Chinonso Egemba@aproko_doctor·
The person reading this said they would start exercising in January. This is March.
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KHRIs@MaestroDesign_·
@ChuksEricE If there's ever a protest against epileptic power, people like this will stay at home. No need, she's solved her own problem. That's how it started: schools, hospitals, public water all collapsed without pushback. Just the typical "I pass my neighbour"attitude .
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CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE·
“Finally, I don’t have to spend ₦200,000 on diesel every day to run my restaurant. My ₦20 million solar system has solved everything, God did it.” — Lady says as she shows off her newly installed solar.
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@CaptainArinze Yes. FUTMINNA had air conditioners in the lecture rooms back then. I am not sure about their current working condition. •SET Building •SEET Building •SAAT Building, etc.
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Arinze Odira@CaptainArinze·
Is there any public university in Nigeria that has an air-conditioned lecture hall where students always study in a controlled environment? Any University at the moment?
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