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Captain Marvelous

@Me_Marvelously

Never thought I'd see the day when Americans would elect a man who simulated a sex act with a microphone.

Texas, USA 参加日 Haziran 2015
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Captain Marvelous
Captain Marvelous@Me_Marvelously·
@stephycha When I was 19, a nice 37-year-old man invited me on a racquetball date. In conversation, I mentioned my age. He looked shocked, packed up the gear, and took me home. I never heard from him again. I was a semi-grown woman, but too young for him. Real men don't date children.
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GiveMeLiberty@ru23052·
@HQNewsNow Trump could pay for it 3X over by eliminating the fraud in blue states starting with MN, CA, ME and IL.
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Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following: $510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research $82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated) $61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated) $240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated) $659 million - Community building grants $47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated) $449 million - Economic development grants for communities $1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA) $993 million - Scientific research and technology standards $150 million - Support for American exports and trade $2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs $8.5 billion - Funding for public schools $1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated) $2.7 billion - College access and higher education support $15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects $1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated) $1.1 billion - Scientific research funding $386 million - Environmental cleanup programs $150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research $4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated) $768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance $819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children $775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated) $5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention $5 billion - Medical research (NIH) $129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research $356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response $1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants $707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure $52 million - Airport and transportation security $40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats $53 million - Funding for homeland security operations $3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated) $1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated) $393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness $529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated) $489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities $50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated) $60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws $58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated) $45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated) $1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety $20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated) $1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated) $395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated) $234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs $101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws $46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad $2 billion - International humanitarian aid $1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated) $4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs $2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships $642 million - International economic and treasury programs $315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad $486 million - Grants for public transit projects $4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure $372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities $145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure $204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities $1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement $100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated) $1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection $2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds $90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated) $3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research $297 million - NASA technology innovation programs $1.1 billion - International Space Station operations $143 million - STEM education programs $309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs $170 million - Small Business Administration operations $158 million - Loans for small businesses
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Captain Marvelous
Captain Marvelous@Me_Marvelously·
@mmpadellan @CarolSt78497876 Watch his body language whenever he speaks; even better on mute. He looks like an over-gesticulating cartoon character. You are so right. He is in way over his head. He has no idea what he's doing and thinks yelling and denying people deserved promotions makes him look tough.
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Have you ever seen a more unbalanced, unhinged, emotionally UNSTABLE person leading the Pentagon, especially during war times? I haven't. Yelling at the press for using trump's OWN words. Hegseth is in over his head. Impeach him, before he costs more American lives.
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Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47·
Under President Trump, the federal workforce has been reduced to its smallest level since 1966 — the lowest share of the total labor force in over a century.
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James Tate@JamesTate121·
Kentanji Brown Jackson is too good for this court. I don’t have a transcript yet but she basically asked: “Didn’t they put birthright citizenship in the constitution in order to avoid this type of debate over who gets to claim a domicile?” And Sauer just stuttered. And then Sonia Sotomayor comes in with the “doesn’t this open the door to the government withdrawing citizenship from people who were born here?” More stuttering.
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Captain Marvelous@Me_Marvelously·
@DeztroReal @Darkdeedfiles @RapidResponse47 See @DatumMark responses. Plus, McMahon was a big donor to Donnie Dumbazz. Kash constantly praised Donnie Dumbazz on his little podcast. Donnie Dumbazz said Kegbreath looks like he's from "central casting." (Hired for his looks.) Their "qualifications" are mediocre.
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Sarah Sizzle@sizzle_sarah·
The White House sought $152 million to return the former Alcatraz prison island to active duty. I think it’s a great idea. Don’t you? 😌
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Captain Marvelous@Me_Marvelously·
@Razorback53G @sizzle_sarah Rioters pissed and shit in the Capitol because sore loser Donnie Dumbazz told them to "fight like hell." But, Obama's the insurrectionist. You people.
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Kevin Smith@Razorback53G·
@sizzle_sarah Perfect, and the insurrectionist Obama can be the first inmate!
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Geoff@kilroy1067·
@sizzle_sarah Make the sick and vile podcasters like Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes the first guests.
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Captain Marvelous@Me_Marvelously·
@DeztroReal @Darkdeedfiles @RapidResponse47 That DEI bullshit is played out. No one in Donnie Dumbazz's misadministration is qualified for his/her job. The FBI director was a podcaster. The head of DOD was a weekend Fox Noise host. Education is headed by a woman who thinks AI is a steak sauce. Not one of them earned it.
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Deztro🏴
Deztro🏴@DeztroReal·
@Darkdeedfiles @RapidResponse47 Biden went on a DEI hiring frenzy (also did so in the military). Federal employment is a Somali fraud-level scam. Most of these people work in government because they can't hold down a civilian job (where there are expectations).
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LilahGenX@LilahGenX·
@MichelleMaxwell How tf did they get to be judges? What exams are they sitting, bc hell, we could ALL be judges apparently.
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GrainOfSalt@A_grain_ofsalt·
@MichelleMaxwell They were appointed under Obama. Are you guys starting to see the picture that’s being painted? Are you starting to understand why they want us to HATE TRUMO? Are you starting understand why they tried to kill him TWICE This is just the tip of the iceberg.
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Captain Marvelous@Me_Marvelously·
@MichelleMaxwell Can't believe so many MAGA minds are falling for this obviously FAKE story. MAGA is a collection of brain-dead rubes.
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Captain Marvelous@Me_Marvelously·
@RonFilipkowski @SheriBentsen I have never wished for anyone to immediately leave this mortal coil...until today. Donnie Dumbazz's greatest contribution to the U.S. and the world would be to kick the bucket.
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Captain Marvelous@Me_Marvelously·
@djt90b @JamesTate121 Wow, all that time wasted on a cartoon just to show that you are incapable of understanding a simple legal argument. Trying to flex, ending up looking low IQ.
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Darrel Murphy
Darrel Murphy@MarhinDeMosr·
@JamesTate121 Is this before or after she claimed if she stole someone's wallet in Japan and was arrested, that would make her a Japanese citizen?
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Captain Marvelous@Me_Marvelously·
@JamesTate121 I'm telling you this misadministration is not going to stop at the children of undocumented immigrants. They're going to come up with some "grandfather" rule attempting to make only white people citizens of the U.S.
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Trump: Narcissistic conman doomed to fail
NATO has historically acted as a deterrent… removing it changes that equation. In conflicts like Afghanistan, NATO allies fought alongside U.S. forces. Over 1,000+ non-U.S. NATO troops were killed in Afghanistan. Article 5 = “an attack on one is an attack on all.” NATO officially declared the 9/11 attacks on the U.S. as an attack on the entire alliance. This was the only time in history Article 5 has been triggered. NATO didn’t just offer words—it provided real military, intelligence and operational support. NATO helped prevent large-scale war in Europe since WWII. The U.S. benefits from bases, logistics and cooperation across Europe with NATO. Iran has not attacked a NATO country directly, so the alliance isn’t automatically triggered. European leaders have explicitly said the conflict is “not a NATO matter.” Several NATO allies say the U.S. acted without full coordination. NATO countries worry joining could trigger a larger regional or even global conflict. NATO countries aren’t refusing because they support Iran… they’re refusing because: - It’s not a treaty obligation - They weren’t involved in the decision - The risks (war, oil shocks, escalation) are high - Their priorities are elsewhere (especially Russia/Ukraine) Fighting could make their own economies worse. Trump flacks like Marco Rubio will be historically seen as completely duped sycophants.
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SECRETARY RUBIO: Why are we in NATO? You have to ask that question. Why do we send trillions of dollars and have all of these American forces stationed in the region, if in our time of need, we won't be allowed to use those bases?
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