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@bryan_johnson OCD

I've instructed my chef to make meals that are exactly 700 calories. But they're more than 700 calories. You know how I know? My resting heart rate is elevated by 3 beats per minute. I'm 1,000+ reps (days) in knowing how food impacts my heart rate.

@AJamesMcCarthy 😁

IMPORTANT UPDATE Gregory is a homeowner

@KubrickPoint It has a lot to do with the cool toned lighting, too that was used back then in movies. Mood is everything.

40 years difference and Kubrick's looks better

SpaceX now has over 10,000 Starlink satellites in orbit, which is honestly an absurd engineering achievement. And no, they are not just up there freelancing and hoping for the best. They stay separated because they are placed in organized orbital lanes, constantly tracked, and able to maneuver when needed. Starlink also uses automated collision-avoidance systems, which is how a constellation this large can operate without turning low Earth orbit into a scrapyard. It’s already the closest thing in the world to a true work-anywhere network and they are just getting started.

@rn_murse loo ! I mean lol !

this is the worst karaoke bar i’ve ever been to

A wonderful perspective about our home on Earth

@agentofshield Better casting, too 😉

project hail mary is like the happy version of interstellar

@NASA But all they really really really want is a properly functioning toilet..😂

I'm gonna keep on dancing on the way to the Moon🎵 Today, the Artemis II crew woke up to "Pink Pony Club" by Chappell Roan.

@jonmikesav8 😂😂😂😂

Spat my brew out 😂

@NoFilterSkin @alvinnx Using this brand won’t guarantee better quality skin at all. It’s just hype and marketing.

@alvinnx Yeah It's for the elite.

Nobody doing a 9-5 can afford the products from her brand btw...

@NoFilterSkin Nor we should pay that much for any skin care product when there are plenty of equally good or even better alternatives available for much less than half price.

@jdbcklein @joy_xoxo17 ‘Lupus’ is a code for Botox 😆

@joy_xoxo17 Ella misma admitió ponerse botox, ya aburren con lo del lupus

Creo que se ha puesto tanto botox le está migrando a los ojos

@Variety Her knickers free legs crossing scene is the most paused in cinema history. 🤪

Sharon Stone Calls Out Sex Scenes For Becoming 'Blatant, Harsh' and Leaving Nothing to the Imagination: 'I Fast Forward. I Don’t Want to See It' variety.com/2026/film/news…

@IfindRetards This is tough! 😆

Who is more retarded?

@paige_eden @RageScrolled You look good and natural. Great job by your surgeon.

Yeah u fortunately they took out too much cartilage on the first one and it shifted, so a year later they put it back in right spot. Over the next 10 years it continued to shift and so i had a revision where they added a lot of cartilage from the ribs of a cadaver to my nose. My third nose job was technically a nose enlargement lmao and I hope I never have to get it done again. Unfortunately revision nose jobs are super common and I wish I had known about this before my first one. My current nose isn’t that different from my OG nose at this point.

Babe it’s called an ethnic nose job trust me I’ve had three! Also she clearly had jaw surgery.

@paige_eden @footsweatlickr She had jaw surgery, as well as a nose job just like several other ‘natural’ celebrities.

@footsweatlickr She was 23ish in early photos. your jaw doesn’t stopped being recessed by “maturing” in your 20s.

@OhappySt @littlemykonos But she tried really hard to come across as such. lol

@littlemykonos Not a great analogy V. Diana was dating a Muslim. She also had several affairs with married men. Certainly wasn't a saint.

Choosing Islam over Christianity is like choosing Camilla over Diana.

@littlemykonos Diana chose a Muslim, too. 🤪😂😂

@FightStorage Such an ugly bag. Any fashion item that has the name of the fashion house plastered over it is so tacky and cheap looking.

Italian prosecutors just uncovered that Dior pays only $57 to produce bags retailing for $2,780!!! Anyone buying “luxury” bags is an idiot 🤣