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The fucking GOAT. 😍

@bbgaleni7777 @FortySacks @TLNewmanMTL Well, the only province that’s officially bilingual is New Brunswick.

@FortySacks @TLNewmanMTL I would be fine with granting Quebec the official language of French .. but how about we abandon bilingualism is the rest of the country ? … like what is the point .. if we don’t recognize bilingualism in one part , why the rest ?

Everyday, on the metro in Montreal, travellers only hear warning messages in French. No one suggests it's a moral failing. No one seems concerned about the safety of those visiting from other provinces or from countries who think Canada is bilingual.

@pocopacopocopa @SarahTr52165351 @KILLTOPARTY Worse than rape? Lmao. Ghosting is bad but stop being dramatic.

@SarahTr52165351 @KILLTOPARTY You are why all men hate women. What you did was worse than rape.

Why can’t he get a second date?

@Icepanther89 @FortySacks I live there 😭

@FortySacks You had a chance to do the funniest thing ever

Let me try to explain how suicidally retarded Canada is right now: Provinces are massively slashing student funding at the moment, forcing young people to work more to pay for their education, which in turn will cause them to pay more in taxes, which will now be used to fully fund Indians who want to come study in Canada at the schools Canadian youth can’t get funding to go to anymore. And this isn’t even considering the fact that there really aren’t any jobs for those Canadian youth to work at anyway because the last wave of Indian “students” refused to leave at the end of their “studies” and took them all. So the Canadian economy is now basically Indian students working in jobs they shouldn’t have in the first place to pay taxes to a country they shouldn’t even be in to fund other Indian students while actual Canadians busy themselves with filling out MAID applications. This is where we’re at. This is happening. This isn’t a country anymore, this is an indian ponzi scheme.

@FortySacks “Very hard, terrible people.” The stable genius in action, folks.

@Harry__Faulkner Here come the Facebook boomers with their tongues up the orange narcissist’s ass throwing their tantrums.

Pierre Poilievre on Donald Trump: "The President's talk of 51st statehood, whether it is a joke or not, is unacceptable. It goes without saying there is zero chance of Canada ever becoming a part of the United States."

@FalconryFinance STOP FUCKING SHOUTING IM NOT DEAF

American landlords get away with charging $1200 a month for this because people truly have no other options

The autism/transgender link is unfortunately understated, especially for autistic girls. My daughter thought for a while that she was a boy because she identified with more masculine activities. Imagine if I had gone along with the delusion? Parents of autistic children need to educate themselves more on this matter.

This doesn't account for the 10's of thousands of children [many of whom are autistic] we chemically castrate in the name of opposition to hetero-normative standards. Canada is abusive to the most vulnerable at a historic scale.

@L0wH4ngingFru1t Porn brain.

@LukaszukAB Oh no, what will we do with allowing youth, the retired and people returning to employment the opportunity to work at Tim Hortons instead?

Immigrants are not Alberta’s problem. They’re here legally. They’re the ones serving you coffee at Timmies. Populist governments need a scapegoat, an “out-group”. For Hitler it was Jews, for Trump it’s Latinos. It’s an un-Canadian and deplorable political strategy. #ableg

@SoulDialectic @CTVNews Not fully but the option should be there like in the UK.

Our healthcare system needs to be fully privatised. I paid $450 at a private clinic in Quebec and received care within half an hour. Yet in public hospitals, patients wait 18 hours and are treated like cattle. How is this acceptable in a developed country? More and more people will go to the U.S. or Quebec.

‘The wait killed her’: Family seeks answers after Winnipeg woman who waited 11 hours in ER dies ctvnews.ca/health/article…

@wilderr67 @CollinRugg J@w

@CollinRugg How the hell is the family not notified until after he is murdered?!? The colour "Devil Red" looks good on the Dr.

NEW: Parents outraged after their mentally ill son was euthanized thanks to Canada's MAID program, says he was coached by doctor on how to get approved. Kiano Vafaeian, 26, was euthanized with a lethal drug through Canada's Medical Assistance in Dying program. Vafaeian suffered from blindness in one eye, diabetes, seasonal depression, and mental health issues stemming from a previous car crash. His mother, Margaret Marsilla, who previously prevented her son from using the program, is now accusing MAID provider Dr. Ellen Wiebe of "coaching" him on how to qualify for the program. "We believe that she was coaching him... on how to deteriorate his body and what she can possibly approve him for and what she can get away with approving him for," his mother, Margaret Marsilla, said. "Because if he had spoken back in 2024, and he was a good candidate for approving MAID, she would have done it right away, but she didn't." Vafaeian’s parents say they were not notified of their son's approval to be euthanized, and found out he passed a day after it occurred. Insane levels of evil. This doctor should be thrown in prison.

@AroundBirding @gm_itchell @PierrePoilievre Lmao? Go look at stats Canada, doofus.

@gm_itchell @PierrePoilievre No one is coming in, no immigrants, no refugees. Stop lying. You people always lie. That is why we hate cons. Always lie and BS.

Cost of health care for refugees is exploding under Carney Liberals, who fund better health care for fraudulent claimants than many Canadians get. After 11 years, Liberal immigration has overloaded our housing, health care, and job market, and Mark Carney has failed to fix it. Only Conservatives will restore order at the border: conservative.ca/cpc/fix-canada…

@Naliabytes @cosminDZS @CandiceMalcolm @DanielTyrie Nah, this is Canada now, not a plethora of tribes fighting for inches of barren land.

@cosminDZS @CandiceMalcolm @DanielTyrie First Nations should be the first to adopt remigration policies, don't ya think?

Important debate today between @CandiceMalcolm and @DanielTyrie on remigration. There’s genuine vitality on the Canadian right right now: remigrationists and restrictionists, Alberta sovereigntists and Canadian nationalists. We’re stronger for it. junonews.com/p/how-can-we-r…

@RTNToronto Yeah okay, except my SO had multiple stents put in in his early 30s. This physician sounds intoxicated or on shrooms. Bunch of gibberish.

Woman records her appointment with a doctor in Ontario 🇨🇦

@FortySacks Insanity. Did not have this on my 2026 bingo card.

Starting off 2026 with extrajudicial kidnappings.

@thehealthb0t Get a fucking CT scan then. This woman isn’t telling the whole story. She might be a hypochondriac demanding an MRI and her doctor put her on a list at the lowest priority to placate her.

“I need an MRI to find out if I might have a brain tumor and they booked me for 2026.” “It’s March 2025. The referral was in December. I’m literally waiting 13 MONTHS just to learn if something is growing in my skull.” Canada only has free healthcare IF you survive the wait in line.

@FortySacks At least give me a 15 minute warning ffs. 😂

POV: the last thing Brampton sees before Ontarians cut the power lines and nuke it

@JollyJoebean @NerdiestNic I don't know. I'm a millenial (1981) and I understand the justified angst of gen Z.

@NerdiestNic Seeing all my fellow millennials suddenly starting to act like what they hated about Gen X and Boomer makes absolutely no sense to me. How do you go your whole lives preaching against something then do it just because it's someone's younger turn?

The boomerfication of millennials is going great Because clearly the best advice for Gen Z is “suck it up you have no reason to be mad” I have every reason to be upset bc as I move closer to getting married I realize how unaffordable housing is and I’d rather not become a rent slave for decades

@Virtus_771 @gaptoothdummy @racistbilbo @drache_meister @Anarseldain what is baffling to ME is that your rhetoric is contributing to the population decline of White people. Keep doing you, though, because as a race we are truly fucked due to self-genocide.

@gaptoothdummy @racistbilbo @drache_meister @Anarseldain Inferiority, not out of evil but out of darwinism and evolution. If men can self procreate and decide to stop creating more women, what weapon do you have against that? Nothing, since men hold the monopoly of violence. It's baffling to me seeing how you can't grasp that.

I can’t really emphasise this enough: artificial wombs are basically the end for women. Once androids equipped with AI can sport artificial wombs, men will have essentially no reason to interact with women at all. I’m imploring women: lose weight and stop being cunts before it’s too late. I say this out of love. Humanity is about to reach a turning point, and you will not be a part of it if you can’t stop being fat, tattooed nags.