Emperor of Mankind

"The Anathema. The Anathema cometh. The sun rises."

@TattooBabay I love it. Great work.

“I am the only one who can guide humankind through the darkness”

The Emperor hits that gas station fent and fucking dies

In case you needed a reminder why democracy is the dumbest shit possible.

Your rage should make Angron look child-friendly.

@claymoreman69 @probablytired2 That's life in the Imperium

@Neoth69 @probablytired2 Lol it's always annoying when you fix one problem and it turns out there's another one.

4 hours later only 24% charged. I think the Machine Spirit has died.

@claymoreman69 @probablytired2 I wanted to try the new Pokémon game. My son loves em, but little man has to wait lol

@Neoth69 @probablytired2 Oh cool might do if things don't get better.

@claymoreman69 @probablytired2 Can get a kit with the tools and everything for maybe.. $30? Even if you don't work on stuff it'll be easy.

@claymoreman69 @probablytired2 I just replaced the battery on my old switch. Took me 5 minutes. Did not fix it though my charge port is broken

@probablytired2 Maybe but looking at them, they come with tools and that makes me not want to do it. Hopefully it's just "waking up" and might be fine once I've used it a bit.

@OpsecCurze Likely not anymore he went on a rant about White supremacy being a big problem not long ago

@Neoth69 Is there a way to tell McGruder I can make him a couple million easy with one concept but I want a cut, in a legal sense?

>Shine comic con Oh fuck yes this is gonna fucking go up in flames. Please, God, let a Cajun with a video camera document this like Empire of Dust

I think it should be pointed it out this isn't one of those settings that say Hell is real and Heaven isn't. They confirm God is REAL and actively aiding Christianity but somehow the forces of Heaven are on the same level of ambiguous morality as the forces of sadistic demons.

What I’ve learned from people’s responses to this topic: > Servitors are everywhere, and the Mechanicus kidnaps people from the streets to turn them into servitors, regardless of their actual presence on the planet. > "Civilized worlds" encompasses hive worlds, feudal worlds, and even feral worlds when it suits the argument, but not when it contradicts it. > Black Library novels are not canon - except when they are, if it supports the argument. > You can discredit third-party sources like FFG RPGs, but you can also cite third-party sources like Imperium Maledictum when they support your point. > Old lore isn’t valid unless it supports your argument; then it’s perfectly acceptable to use sources from years ago. > Every planet is exactly the same, unless it isn’t, because you want to push some agenda and need validation. > The Imperium is a brutally oppressive regime across the board, except when you want it to appear progressive regarding gender, sexuality, or other liberal values then it's not. > You can post the exact same photo of the same excerpt ad infinitum; you don’t need to read the book or understand the context, just repost it to "own" the chuds. > Games Workshop is consistent in its depictions that's why we have various contradicting sources > To be truly grimdark, everything must be grimderp. And if you don’t want everything to be so bleak that it breaks suspension of disbelief, then you "don’t like grimdark." Truly an enlightening experience. My final takeaway is this: if people think everything in the Imperium is the same regardless of various factors, then they should probably engage with more than just rulebooks and isolated excerpts online. For example, entry-point novels that show how varied the setting actually is.

@ethe_a58369 Cringe is a state of mind my friend

@Neoth69 In the grim dark future of the second millennium… there is only cringe…

Sleep does not come easy some nights. Never forget, the Emperor is always with you.

@Ghiacci47384656 No lies.

@claymoreman69 That's disappointing

Not to ruin the fun but I've only seen this spread by "based" accounts who provide no sources. I'd love to see his skin burned away from him but it hasn't happened.

@Neoth69 @ApexImperialist @found_it_funny Kill xenos. Behead xenos. Roundhouse kick a tau into the concrete. Slam dunk an eldar baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy orks. Defecate in a necron's energy supply. Launch dark eldars into the sun. Stir fry tyranids in a wok. Toss kroots into active volcanoes.

@bitteriarann Congratulations! Happy for you.

Something unrelated to Warhammer, This morning my wife successfully and bravely gave birth to our twin sons, without a doubt she is the bravest and strongest person I have ever met, and to see her endure all of that and still come out smiling reminded me just how much I love her

@TobyTurner You first

follow me you fucking faggot