Slightly Cranky

@S26PHY @SydneyBridgeTMD The most eco friendly station.

This weekend's instalment of Trains not Football comes to you from Accrington Station...

@Lostock_Henge Well, I had a dream I was helping the MP for South Ribble make a salad. Make of that what you will as it makes no sense to me.

Had a dream last night that Mk1 daughter had twins. Flipping nightmare.

@clumsyoaf33 Your eyes.

Or just like…

@JoanneMOrmesher That makes it all worthwhile, I had same from my replacement at work (am dropping to 2 days) thanking me for the support and guidance over the last 6 months. Yes, a 6 month handover….

Had a surprise visit from a volunteer linked to an outgoing long standing client today. He didn’t just drop paperwork off, he brought gifts & a card thanking me for years of support. Read it after he left… teary eyes. Moments like this make it all worthwhile 😊

@joncoupland Happy Birthday Mr C and hope you have had a great day!

Happy Balloons Day To Me 😂🎂

@PaulCowland_ Name the place 😉 you haven’t seen me right….

Just back from my recent break in Italy. Anyone want a coffee and catch up? 🛞🍫

@Tannenbaum2397 Well, no they aren’t and no they aren’t.

Imagine yourself,saying something derogatory in my presence. And being lucky to even wake up in the ER. You Brits are all pussies. To bad you don't stick together this way while Muslims are taking over your country while raping your women. Dick sucker.

@footynut2wendy @TeddyCatPier Gargle brandy over it. You will thank me later 😉

@TeddyCatPier No way

Hola 👋🏻 Dentist update: got antibiotics..great news but the pharmacy has been closed 😩….so can’t get them till tomorrow 🙈

@Pops__o Ah yes, that takes a while to go away - but it will and the memories take over.

@NikHigham I have flashbacks of him dying, but I’m trying to make sure I remember him when he was well

It’s Dad’s funeral tomorrow. Feels cruel waiting so long to finally say goodbye. Just as you start to feel like your heart is healing, it’s cut open again. Anyway, this is the last photo I have with my dad before he was ill. It’s blurry and not perfect, but I don’t mind.

@clumsyoaf33 Nope, don’t see that.

@NikHigham Oh I am

Same place. 11yrs apart

@footynut2wendy Hope you are feeling better in the morning.

Right early night as knackered and in pain ..😩

@dontforgetchaos How the hell can a war go well? People die, towns, cities and infrastructure get reduced to rubble FFS. He is delusional.

This is just reaching the giddy heights of comedy gold now. I’ve won I need help I don’t need help I’ve won I’m sending ground troops NATO won’t help I don’t need NATO I’ve won I don’t need oil Iran gifted me oil I’m negotiating No I’m not I’ve won

@auralian420 @Lostock_Henge @leponline Now that’s a place I drive through and don’t stop. It always feels a bit ‘Stepford Wives’.

@Lostock_Henge @leponline Buckshaw has all the charm and character of our prime minister 🤣🤣

To stop people parking there perhaps @leponline ?

@clumsyoaf33 Spoilsport 😂

@NikHigham No thanks 🤣

I’m on holiday of course I’ve got my norks out. #blatant ☀️ 😎 Also my view

@joncoupland It wasn’t on mine either. Anyway, off to Aldi 🙄

A sacked Scott Mills was not on my Bingo card this morning. Time to dust off my headphones then and bring Proton chat to the nation from 06:30 ... anyone else wanna listen to that?

@joncoupland Yup, I still have another day yet and as of this week, all my weekends are now four days.

Question: Good Weekend?

@ConstableChaos The default response from my GP is go to urgent care. I declined last week as last time I waited 5 hours to be then sent home, Dr made a referral and I was seen within 10 mins within a week.

Does anyone ever ring 111 and not get the default "go to A&E" response ?? ... 🤬🤬🤬